Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Jetpack Himmler said:
I will always take some satisfaction in knowing that for all his arrogance, Bob is a deeply unhappy person and will most likely die an unhappy shell of a human being. It bears repeating: for as repulsive as he is physically, Bob is even more so on the inside.
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I take satisfaction in knowing that Bob is slowly suffocating. Remember when he tweeted about how mad he was that Jesus-believers' disbelief in global warming was causing him to suffocate on "bad oxygen" (which isn't even a thing)? He can't breathe properly, especially at night, because he's so fucking fat, and he lives in a basement that floods, meaning that he has mold spores choking him. And he's so dumb that he uses completely misunderstood science to blame Christians for it! And if he can't even understand what's causing his problem, how can he ever fix it? No, he will literally die choking on his own stupidity and hatred. It will be an exquisitely slow death, but an utterly justified one.
 
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Kumquat said:
Wouldn't surprise me if he had some kind of Twitter-bot ala Steve Shives that auto-blocked anybody who fell within a certain criteria.
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If these people would just have some civility, less moral smugness, and leave 1/10 of their brains open to the possibility that their arguments could be countered, they could get away with some measure of shitposting by falling back onto "well I never said I knew everything".

All this blocking and passive aggressive counterattacks are just cheap attempts at saving face.
 
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Manly-Chicken said:
Even if you could reshape him into a flawless Adonis, no surgery could fix the part of his brain that thought going outside in that outfit was a good idea.
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Exactly. Imagine a handsome man who was so spergy that no woman would ever touch. It would lead to the funniest suicide ever
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
I will always take some satisfaction in knowing that for all his arrogance, Bob is a deeply unhappy person and will most likely die an unhappy shell of a human being. It bears repeating: for as repulsive as he is physically, Bob is even more so on the inside.
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When he dies from complications due to his weight/diabetes do we get to say “as always, bad people deserve bad ends”?

How else do you justify Blobb being a fat, diabetic, depressed basement dweller? I know he blames trump, conservatives, white middle America for his failures/ills but we all know it’s his bad habits, narcissism, sociopathy, and laziness that’s the problem.

Sargon is an idiot and I want to live in a world or see a future without him and Blobb.
 
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Koby_Fish said:
Oh dear god, is Bob so out of the loop that he's unaware that Brits mock "The Daily Fail" because it's not up to journalistic standards and publishes Fake News on the regular?
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I'll give him credit here, he does seem to be aware since that tweet gives off a 'haha look at them eat each other' vibe. It'd be like watching Buzzfeed call a woke crusade on well, him.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
The Daily Mail are the scummyest of the Scummy in terms of right wing papers, Sargons a cunt but their interest him is purely cynical support of the Tories. The fact Chipman is applauding this shows how fucking dumb he actually is.
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Bob really loves when news outlets and corporations silence people he doesn't like so that he can be the only popular YouTuber available.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
The Daily Mail are the scummyest of the Scummy in terms of right wing papers, Sargons a cunt but their interest him is purely cynical support of the Tories. The fact Chipman is applauding this shows how fucking dumb he actually is.
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"The Tories? Those the good guys or the bad guys? Of course I know, I'm making sure you know"
 
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Mr Snek said:
Huh, I never would have suspected that, I figured alcohol was too adult for Blob. Unless he makes Mario themed cocktails.
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Again, I remind the thread of both his fondness for Mike's Hard Lemonade (barf) and his admission that he's passed out drunk at least once in a hotel lobby in Boston's Chinatown. Not to be pedantic, but because it's fucking hilarious.
 
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Mr Snek said:
Huh, I never would have suspected that, I figured alcohol was too adult for Blob. Unless he makes Mario themed cocktails.
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I had always assumed that Bob (like most nerds) didn't care for drugs in any form outside of the occasional energy drink. While Bob is the stereotypical fedora tipper, I have a hard time imagining him getting stoned or even hanging out with people who would. I'm sure I'm not the only one here that was sceptical of his chinatown hotel lobby story when I first saw it.

I don't know if he has just kept his drinking habits a secret all these years (something I doubt given how he volunteers information), if he developed a taste for it recently, or if he's picked up the bottle to drown the sorrows of his slowly failing health and career.
 
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Terrible casting ideas...
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...while being butthurt about not getting an invite.
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Jesus his casting ideas are just basically "let's take an actor/actress and put them in an identical role they're already playing just change the name" aren't they? He's probably one of those idiots who routinely yelled for Gina Carano or Ronda Rousey to play Wonder Woman up until Batman vs Superman wasn't he?
 
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The Stark girl would make a fine Link. Just keep the character non-verbal and it literally wouldn’t matter. She was doing a bunch of Link moves in the last episode and she can do all the HYAAAAS and WAAAAAS and HOOOAAAAS and Link noises.

She’d look the part more than any male actor I can think of off the top of my head. Link’s face is practically “anime girl” already.
 
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