Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob does not seem to pay much heed to the longstanding rumors (I mean 20+ years old at this point) that Hillary is basically a functioning alcoholic. Out of loyalty, ignorance, or sheer pigheaded contrariness, who knows.

I love how he's calling Kavanaugh a drunk when Bob has put out plenty of tweets that indicate that he himself is an alcoholic.
 
Bob wishes he was on the same level as Dracula. Not to mention Dracula is much more sympathetic. Chipman's much closer to the blob.
Funny thing is, Dracula is less blood-thirsty than Bob.

I'd love to ask Bob who he thinks is going to catch the fish, mend the clothes, tend the horses, cook the food, and all the other menial labor that needs tending in order to maintain the lavish luxury of not only the Red Keep, but the capital city of Westeros. Is it the robots? The last time someone tried to automate labor in Game of Thrones it was the Children of the Forest making White Walkers.
 
Funny thing is, Dracula is less blood-thirsty than Bob.

I'd love to ask Bob who he thinks is going to catch the fish, mend the clothes, tend the horses, cook the food, and all the other menial labor that needs tending in order to maintain the lavish luxury of not only the Red Keep, but the capital city of Westeros. Is it the robots? The last time someone tried to automate labor in Game of Thrones it was the Children of the Forest making White Walkers.

Ya know, maybe Bob isn't really in favor of eugenics, since his fit of pique would allow an army of eunuchs to win.
 
I really wonder what Bob even means with the whole "beating the Trump voter base into irrelevancy" thing.
Anyone campaigning on the platform of "fuck Trump and everyone who voted for him" would just get outvoted by all the "obsolete" states, so anyone wanting to affect actual change would have to appeal to the more rural, conservative states, which would immediately invoke Bob's ire.

I really don't know just what he is hoping to accomplish here.
 
I really wonder what Bob even means with the whole "beating the Trump voter base into irrelevancy" thing.
Anyone campaigning on the platform of "fuck Trump and everyone who voted for him" would just get outvoted by all the "obsolete" states, so anyone wanting to affect actual change would have to appeal to the more rural, conservative states, which would immediately invoke Bob's ire.

I really don't know just what he is hoping to accomplish here.


Well he's just really stupid and lets his hatred overide any logical aims or objectives.
 
We did it guys, we made it to 1990!
It’s officially the Mario 3 of pages. Let’s hope things go even more downhill from this point on.
Bobby, if you’re reading this, keep it up. Your exceptional brand of spergery is an inspiration to us all
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I really wonder what Bob even means with the whole "beating the Trump voter base into irrelevancy" thing.
Anyone campaigning on the platform of "fuck Trump and everyone who voted for him" would just get outvoted by all the "obsolete" states, so anyone wanting to affect actual change would have to appeal to the more rural, conservative states, which would immediately invoke Bob's ire.

I really don't know just what he is hoping to accomplish here.
Bob legit believes that his techno-fascist wet dream party can essentially either "rig the system" to win the election or seize power in a putsch, upon which they will carry out a brutal reign of pogroms against The Poors that will make Leo I, Hitler, and the Romanovs look like amateurs. At which point, the robots will just spring out of the ground like the Spartoi and prevent society from collapsing (either that, or the Poors are lobotomized and hooked up to control chips to turn them into organic robots, WH40K-style). Really, the dreams of the Superior Future are a rationalization for his seething hatred of lower-class people.
 
Bob legit believes that his techno-fascist wet dream party can essentially either "rig the system" to win the election or seize power in a putsch, upon which they will carry out a brutal reign of pogroms against The Poors that will make Leo I, Hitler, and the Romanovs look like amateurs. At which point, the robots will just spring out of the ground like the Spartoi and prevent society from collapsing (either that, or the Poors are lobotomized and hooked up to control chips to turn them into organic robots, WH40K-style). Really, the dreams of the Superior Future are a rationalization for his seething hatred of lower-class people.

It really shines through in his galactically stupid take on Game of Thrones. Really, I've heard a lot of defenses and criticisms of that episode, from "no one saw it coming" to "it was perfectly foreshadowed from the very beginning." But only Bob is actually psychotic enough to claim the filthy peasants had it coming. I don't mean to harp on it, but I'm legitimately awed. He has even less self-awareness than I thought, and I thought he had none.
 
We did it guys, we made it to 1990!
It’s officially the Mario 3 of pages. Let’s hope things go even more downhill from this point on.
Bobby, if you’re reading this, keep it up. Your exceptional brand of spergery is an inspiration to us all
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An inspiration to go to the gym, eat right and not waste our lives bitching on Twitter.
 
Bob likes GOT now? Coulda sworn I saw him shit talking it in tweets a year or two back. Guess he had to fall in line being a "pop culture expert" and all.

I distinctly remember him dismissing it as "incredibly dorky," as staggeringly hypocritical a declaration as a man who wears a Super Mario sportcoat for Easter could ever make. Getting on the bandwagon now is probably just so he can get some secondhand attention on Twitter and because he loves to shit on fandoms in distress.
 
Game of Thrones sperging.
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Bob if your takes got any colder, scientists would be studying them for reaching temperatures that shouldn't even be possible. The idea that you have to be persuaded into not wanting the smallfolk (who in a city of millions, are not all responsible for their leader's choices) to be brutally murdered because some fuckoff high born decided she didn't like the way they surrendered, then I'm not sure what to say. Its especially galling because one of the major themes of Martin's series is how the politics, infighting, and war mongering of the aristocracy hurts the smallfolk.


“Democrats demonizing white heterosexual men works!”
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Yeah, keep that up, it will totally win you the votes you need to beat Trump.
 
Why would anyone have a beer with you in the first place?

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First of all, none of these people would give you the time of day. Second, LOL at a 300lbs man *splitting* a 12 pack. What a fucking light weight. And what the fuck with the "fun drunk"/"school teacher drunk" comment? Is this some sort of weird brag about a make-believe social life? "I'm always going out with my school teacher friends and having drinks and a good ol' time". Drunk school teachers are just like any other random drunk person you run into at a bar, because school teachers are just normal people.
I can’t imagine seeing a drunk Bob around people. Drunk spergs seem to get under people’s skin real easily.
I've said a few pages back, I wish I could get drunk with him and just make fun of him to his face and watch him seethe with impotent rage.
How is he still going on about beer? Does he know tons of photos like this exist?
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"Here you go Bill, you're always complaining about how I never give you head".
I really wonder what Bob even means with the whole "beating the Trump voter base into irrelevancy" thing.
Anyone campaigning on the platform of "fuck Trump and everyone who voted for him" would just get outvoted by all the "obsolete" states, so anyone wanting to affect actual change would have to appeal to the more rural, conservative states, which would immediately invoke Bob's ire.

I really don't know just what he is hoping to accomplish here.
I think he honestly think most Americans think like him and other leftists, and the Dem candidate just need to convince all those "moral" voters to get out to the polls. After Dems take control, they will create a system that would make it impossible for those "obsolete" people to ever have a voice ever again. Then it just becomes either "conform or die".
 
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