Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Can some translate this nonsense for me?
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RockVolnutt said:
tbh one of my favorite qualities of Bob will always be his magical view of scientific advancement. Just wait for the Science-Wizards to give us utopia.

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What he's responding to.
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The "robots will replace everything" bit has become a red herring, so smug fucks can dodge having to address any uncomfortable issues regarding the economy or labor. The ones in charge must know that the tech for most possible applications is still at the very least a decade away, if it's ever even economically feasible. It's very convenient for them to have Bobs out there endorsing every "shit yourself and do nothing" policy, while people are too scared of looking foolish to question it.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
I'm not really sure why Bobs things the total automisation of labour would eliminate the underclass when it would it would create a massive surge in its numbers.
We don't have the numbers of office jobs for eveyone to work and frankly I'm worried about those jobs are going to get whittled as we get better and better at automated systems.
Bobs superior future is stillborn since his methods will produce the problems he wishes to get rid off.
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Well obviously they should go and get real jobs, like cosplaying, or tweeting.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Sorry, but I'm too busy laughing at his latest tweet.
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Whenever I hear Bob talk, I think he'd be what Gaston from Beauty and the Beast would be like if he let himself go completely, lived in the basement of his brother's hovel, and yelled insults out of the windows at any townspeople who dared pass by. He'd be just as much of a sex pest, but instead of swooning over him, the townswomen would pelt him with rancid tomatoes.
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
Whenever I hear Bob talk, I think he'd be what Gaston from Beauty and the Beast would be like if he let himself go completely, lived in the basement of his brother's hovel, and yelled insults out of the windows at any townspeople who dared pass by. He'd be just as much of a sex pest, but instead of swooning over him, the townswomen would pelt him with rancid tomatoes.
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I would have to respectfully disagree with you as I mentioned a while ago that Bob is more align with Annie Wilks from Misery, i.e. the psychotic fan who would go to great lengths to torture the creators until they make what he wants.
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
Whenever I hear Bob talk, I think he'd be what Gaston from Beauty and the Beast would be like if he let himself go completely, lived in the basement of his brother's hovel, and yelled insults out of the windows at any townspeople who dared pass by. He'd be just as much of a sex pest, but instead of swooning over him, the townswomen would pelt him with rancid tomatoes.
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I’d say he’d be more like Beast. He’d be shut in his castle 24/7 with magical talking teacups who live in mortal fear of incurring their footless fuhrer’s wrath.

Difference is, neither Beauty no Gaston would approach the castle as the stench would make them violently ill.
 
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