Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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As laughable and cringeworthy as this artwork is, it's a good reminder of just why Bob is so fascinating: he's a would-be tyrant with a swollen, grandiose ego ... who is fixated on the totems of his childhood to such a degree that if you never heard him open his mouth you might think he had the mind of a six year old. It's a truly strange dichotomy. Bob's words plus Bob's "art" ... well.

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PoopFace said:
No one was really waiting for more, but Bob is here with the Superior Future (tm) styled Mario. I swear he has the color sense of a 5 year old; just splattering extremely high saturation prime colors all over the damn thing. It hurts my eyes just looking at this.

Not to even mention that Mario and Peach look like grandparents with what's allegedly their daughter, so they started having children at late 50s if I'm being generous. Would explain how the daughter looks like she has severe Downs.

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I really like how he gave Yoshi a little wrinkle under his eye to show that time has passed even for Mario’s dino-pony.
 
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PoopFace said:
No one was really waiting for more, but Bob is here with the Superior Future (tm) styled Mario. I swear he has the color sense of a 5 year old; just splattering extremely high saturation prime colors all over the damn thing. It hurts my eyes just looking at this.

Not to even mention that Mario and Peach look like grandparents with what's allegedly their daughter, so they started having children at late 50s if I'm being generous. Would explain how the daughter looks like she has severe Downs.

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Hotel Mario is getting a sequel?
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PoopFace said:
No one was really waiting for more, but Bob is here with the Superior Future (tm) styled Mario. I swear he has the color sense of a 5 year old; just splattering extremely high saturation prime colors all over the damn thing. It hurts my eyes just looking at this.

Not to even mention that Mario and Peach look like grandparents with what's allegedly their daughter, so they started having children at late 50s if I'm being generous. Would explain how the daughter looks like she has severe Downs.

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But is it "better" than what Andrew Dobson would have done? :P
 
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This is true about most cows, but Bob's audience is absolutely himself. Dude tweets about how anyone who disagrees with him should be mulched for fertilizer with one hand and tweets poorly photoshopped Mario fanart with the other.

For the record, Mario is apparently 24 years old. Why the fuck would he wait 20 years for his hair to turn grey before marrying and having a daughter? Don't get me started on ol' frogfoot Yoshi there, not sure why age turns your shell a completely different color and removes your shoes.
 
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Flexo said:
Hey, someone summed up Bob's twitter feed.
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I miss the good old days, when he would act like he was going to off himself every CoD release night because everyone was buying and enjoying CoD even though Bobby wanted them to support the games he likes with that kind of fervor and (legitimately) believed if CoD didn't exist that all those gamers and all that money would go towards Nintendo.

I wonder if we'll ever see the old MovieBob, with his crappy microphone and static images that drove points home and made you feel stupid for not being as smart as him.

Speaking of the good old days, I think he deleted the "Fireside chat" he wanted you to play for your relatives at Christmastime. That was my introduction to him and I laughed heartily thinking about making my family gather around the computer to listen to this manchild explain why gaming matters when I could, ya know, actually spend time with my family.
 
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PoopFace said:
No one was really waiting for more, but Bob is here with the Superior Future (tm) styled Mario. I swear he has the color sense of a 5 year old; just splattering extremely high saturation prime colors all over the damn thing. It hurts my eyes just looking at this.

Not to even mention that Mario and Peach look like grandparents with what's allegedly their daughter, so they started having children at late 50s if I'm being generous. Would explain how the daughter looks like she has severe Downs.

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The replies to these monstrosities are pretty good:

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Chin of Campbell said:
For the record, Mario is apparently 24 years old. Why the fuck would he wait 20 years for his hair to turn grey before marrying and having a daughter? Don't get me started on ol' frogfoot Yoshi there, not sure why age turns your shell a completely different color and removes your shoes.
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Bob is a child. Someone who has children and a wife must obviously be old -- certainly visibly older than unmarried, childless, still pretty much undiscovered Bob Chipman.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Also, he’s trying to have some random GoT actor be Blade in the MCU.
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He's not "some random" actor; he had one of the biggest roles from one of the show's central storylines. More pertinent is the fact Bob thinks a guy who was cast because he could pass as a eunuch would make a smashing Blade, I guess because he's caramel colored.
 
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On the other hand, this Mario shit he drew might just be the thing to bump this thread to 2000 pages. There's a certain irony to that, I think.
 
Mola Ram said:
Why does Peach look like a Targaryen? Why don't her gloves match her dress? Pink + red & blue might be their colors mixed, but it looks like garbage.

What am I saying? All of this looks like garbage. This is a glimpse into Bob's mind I could've done without.

Also, my God, is their re-tarded offspring wearing a dress OVER a set of plumber's overalls?! Is the kid trans?!‽
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Maybe it's Freeze Peach.
 
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Chin of Campbell said:
This is true about most cows, but Bob's audience is absolutely himself. Dude tweets about how anyone who disagrees with him should be mulched for fertilizer with one hand and tweets poorly photoshopped Mario fanart with the other.

For the record, Mario is apparently 24 years old. Why the fuck would he wait 20 years for his hair to turn grey before marrying and having a daughter? Don't get me started on ol' frogfoot Yoshi there, not sure why age turns your shell a completely different color and removes your shoes.
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I'm going to guess Bob isn't aware of that Miyamoto interview and is going after his "headcanon" from when he was little considering he loved the Super Show and the SMB movie. He sees a greasy middle aged guy from Brooklyn instead of the fresh-faced plumber of the Mushroom Kingdom who makes "bing bing wahoo" sounds.
 
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