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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Can any of these Twitter spergs attempt to make a point without referencing to pop culture media? I mean one can say they didn't become a nazi because of history class, or talking to family relatives who served/lived through WW2, but Bob has to credit Indiana Jones. Do they not realize how infantile and easily led it makes their argument sound?
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This reminds of Harry Potter when all the black guys had sex with each other.
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There's a reason these people assume everyone else can think in no deeper terms than facile allusions to pop culture, and that reason is pure projection.
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Quick, someone get a niggo to review a film on youtube.
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God damn he is a fucking salty bitch. I don't read the Bob thread much, as just getting through op takes a while due to Bobs' insane level of autism, but seeing his full sperg outs baffle me. I know the media is biased as fuck, but how does Bob still have a Twitter account? He's not important enough to be given a free pass, so why does he get one. Just something I have been thinking about.
Given how hard he flips out when he's butthurt, I don't think this next election will do well for him. He may have a stroke or heart attack when Trump gets the second term. Probably be a record length Twitter thread though. Hundred plus tweets maybe? Or even further? Someone with the Twitter know how give me an estimate on this I'm curious as Hell.
Every time I see your messages I read them in Flexos' voice. Can't help myself it just too funny.
Given how hard he flips out when he's butthurt, I don't think this next election will do well for him. He may have a stroke or heart attack when Trump gets the second term. Probably be a record length Twitter thread though. Hundred plus tweets maybe? Or even further? Someone with the Twitter know how give me an estimate on this I'm curious as Hell.
Every time I see your messages I read them in Flexos' voice. Can't help myself it just too funny.
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For fun...
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I got something: Oh look a typical nobody rapping nigga is trying to be hot shit, by singing in a genre he aint part off. Ofcourse Bobo gonna suck that off, hey imagine if we had a white guy trying to do hardcore gangsta rap or jazz. I imagine a certain fat fuck would have a lovely chimp out.
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It is quite telling about Bob, isn't it? He clearly does not believe in forgiveness or redemption and for all his disdain for Christianity, at least most Christians pay lip service to both concepts. Of course that only thing Bob cares about is power and he loves to use whatever little he has of it to use as a cudgel against those he despise. We should all feel glad that he possesses very little power or influence (what he does have is entirely undeserved) to wield and that what he does have will be as good as it gets for him.
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Having not listened to Bob’s voice in years, I went and watched his Detective Pikachu and Aladdin reviews. Is it just me, or has he gotten worse?
These reviews are little more than long streams of barely understandable words being delivered in a monotone and obviously sped up voice while but just stands there like a cardboard cut out moving his hand left and right as if they did something. What’s even more perplexing is that, while he’s obviously doing the long winded sentences on purpose to sound smarter, he includes several cuts for when he stumbled a word and still tries to play it off as a single coherent sentence. Why not just rehearse a few more times so you can do it in a single take. Or, I don’t know, stop for a breather.
I think he’s trying really hard to be Yahtzee theass days. And while Yahtzee is definitely sped up and using long winded sentences to sound smarter than he actually is, he also paces his lines out so that they sound like a real human being might be saying them. Bob sounds like a fucking robot, even more than a few years ago.
I have no idea how someone can be doing this as long as he has, and managed to get worse than when he started.
To add even more fuel to this, his new set up sounds echoey, making it extra difficult to understand his bland mumbles. He needs to either invest in s better boom mic, or just go back to audio only.
These reviews are little more than long streams of barely understandable words being delivered in a monotone and obviously sped up voice while but just stands there like a cardboard cut out moving his hand left and right as if they did something. What’s even more perplexing is that, while he’s obviously doing the long winded sentences on purpose to sound smarter, he includes several cuts for when he stumbled a word and still tries to play it off as a single coherent sentence. Why not just rehearse a few more times so you can do it in a single take. Or, I don’t know, stop for a breather.
I think he’s trying really hard to be Yahtzee theass days. And while Yahtzee is definitely sped up and using long winded sentences to sound smarter than he actually is, he also paces his lines out so that they sound like a real human being might be saying them. Bob sounds like a fucking robot, even more than a few years ago.
I have no idea how someone can be doing this as long as he has, and managed to get worse than when he started.
To add even more fuel to this, his new set up sounds echoey, making it extra difficult to understand his bland mumbles. He needs to either invest in s better boom mic, or just go back to audio only.
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By that logic, Bob has no excuse and should have no sympathy since he himself is a heterosexual, able, privileged white man.
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>able
That's where our Footless Fuhrer distinguishes himself from the other white males.
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Plus. I think he sexually identifies as a tub of butter
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And he's possibly in the closet about being sexually attracted to mayonnaise. Hence why he calls people "mayonnaise ghouls."
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Goddamn Bob is the very definition of unwarranted self-importance. I can't help but be astonished by the absolute entitlement of this literal basement dweller who was lucky enough to be born in a time and place where you could earn a comfortable living making videos about superhero movies and videogames.
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The Revenge of the Cis guys put it best (when they were talking about someone else but it still applies)
"Few things are more infuriating than unearned arrogance."
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And in his own words, as a cishet white male he's been playing the game of life on easy mode. And even with all these supposed advantages, he's still a childless, foreveralone, sickly basement dweller with some sort of nebulous financial problems. He's a stupid, useless fuck-up even by his own ideology.
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Know a guy who checks the loads on rail cars. He was bitching that a refrigerated car heading for the East Coast cities was all off center and it had to be repacked.
That guy right there has contributed more in one day to Movie Blobs "Superior Future" than Blobbo himself ever will.
That guy right there has contributed more in one day to Movie Blobs "Superior Future" than Blobbo himself ever will.
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What did Bob earn? The diabetes and fat, I'll give him. He earned that.
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2002 pages of Kiwi Farms mockery and counting. Earned every word of it.
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