Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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But then there's this shit where he thinks the raptors in Jurrasic Park would be talking about sexual confusion and pop culture.
Bobby is so marinated in pop culture that even the creatures of his imagination think in terms of pop culture. It's all pop culture all the way down.
I read through that tweet twice and is he trying to tie a godzilla film with Atlantis and Mu?!
There is something called reaching and Bob is reaching so hard that he will hurt his back (more then usual)
Even if what Bobby said in that pile of postmodern bullshit were true, forgotten continents is such a cliché in fantasy literature that speculating Godzilla might have anything to do with it is hardly insightful.
 
Bob believing obvious lies and being a thirsty white knight.
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I remain unpersuaded that Bob is gay, but it's become uncomfortably obvious he is a legitimate tranny chaser. Probably imagines they have lower standards.
There's something depressing and sad about a man who has sunken so deep into his own internalised self-loathing that he omega-orbits troons in the hope of validation.

Not love, not sex, not even friendship. Just validation. Just the smallest fragment of hope that someone, even if it's just the lowest, most degenerate people in society should toss him a few breadcrumbs of validation. Just to have someone who isn't his immediate family acknowledge his existence as something other than a net negative.

And they all ignore him.
 
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I do not understand how people sit through the same movie multiple times in such a short time span. I have only done it for social points with friends or family, and that is usually from a movie I recommended to them. I still don't find it that fun or interesting, even for movies I loved.

I will watch movies multiple times, but usually well spread out.
 
He does it because after he becomes the footless messiah of the superior future, all of these tweets will be collected in a tome and taught as gospel to the masses.
“On the fourth day he raised his hand and spoke of the sexual preferences of the velociraptor in the 1993 film Jurassic Park. Praise be to Bob!”

Remember the south park episode where Cartman got Tourette's? I suspect something like that has happened to Bob. He's trainedhimself to have twitter Tourette's.

OMG Bob, there are no end times monsters in fucking GENESIS. The clue is in the damn name: GENESIS - beginning vs END times. How can you get so much wrong in one tweet??? (Ziz isn't in the bible either)
 
Since I don't actually have a Twitter account (and if I did, I wouldn't be following The Blob), does anyone know if Bob has seen and commented on this?
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ooooooooorrrrrr, leaving the workers increasingly disenfranchised.
 
Why is he so up in arms in defending this movie from criticism? I don't get it this time. Where's the incentive?
Bob fixates on a movie every once in a while and thinks it's revolutionary in a way no one who isn't a colossal fanboy agrees with. Plus he's also into Kaiju movies.
He did the same shit when Pacific Rim came out, literally saying it was the most significant summer movie since Independence Day:
 
Why is he so up in arms in defending this movie from criticism? I don't get it this time. Where's the incentive?
He seems to be a fan of Mothra. I can’t find it right now but I believe he’s retweeted a few trannys gushing about Mothra being best girl. Maybe it’s because trannys see themselves as Mothra, an ugly worm that metamorphosises(?) into a beautiful butterfly (moth actually but who needs specifics when a tranny’s on a roll amirite?) that then heroically joins the 43%. Bob respects them troons so perhaps that adds some fuel to his fire, hypothetically of course.
 
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