Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob was born in 1980. He doesn't know the first fucking thing about what people listening to Ozzy or Sabbath thought about Ozzy.

Not even boomers try to co-opt the prior generation's experiences. Fucking larper.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob was born in 1980. He doesn't know the first fucking thing about what people listening to Ozzy or Sabbath thought about Ozzy.

Not even boomers try to co-opt the prior generation's experiences. Fucking larper.

Yeah but how can he be the wise old mentor when he's a millennial? Millennial just means "young people", right?

Really though, Bob always flips between whatever is convenient. One moment he's the old wise man and the next he's a hip youngster who wants you to know "the future is now!" as he will totally outlive "all the bad people". I wouldn't be surprised if someone can dig up an instance where he played both in a single train of thought.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Is Bob implying that FtM trannies have a sudden personality shift and may become stupider because they are 'men' now? How very problematic of him.

A lot of feminists actually think this tho

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob is currently channeling his inner Dobson.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Bob is currently channeling his inner Dobson.
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As if the yuri fandom couldn't get any creepier.

 

[LiquidKid]

Bob somehow keeps surprising me with his bottomless autism.
I mean I could see Bob dressing up as Mario for Halloween.
I could see Bob making Mario OCs.
Hell I could see why Bob tweets about his Midwest eugenics rhetoric every chance he gets.
But then there's this shit where he thinks the raptors in Jurrasic Park would be talking about sexual confusion and pop culture.
Does Bob send his tweets directly from his brain telepathically? Why did he think this was a good Idea to write? I know I have some obvious answers but even then I'm still baffled on what comes out of Bob's head.

He does it because after he becomes the footless messiah of the superior future, all of these tweets will be collected in a tome and taught as gospel to the masses.
“On the fourth day he raised his hand and spoke of the sexual preferences of the velociraptor in the 1993 film Jurassic Park. Praise be to Bob!”

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Bob is currently channeling his inner Dobson.
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Remember fags AHACH

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Horny

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hey Bob, that masterpiece you’ve been sperging just had a mediocre opening.

‘Godzilla’ Loses Teeth With $49M Opening, But Counter-Programming Excels For First Time This Summer With ‘Rocketman’ & ‘Ma’

6TH UPDATE, SUNDAY AM FINAL: Even though Legendary/Warner Bros. Godzilla: King of the Monsters led all movies at the domestic box office, it’s with lackluster results, as the lizard has falle…

www.google.com

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Hey Bob, that masterpiece you’ve been sperging just had a mediocre opening.

‘Godzilla’ Loses Teeth With $49M Opening, But Counter-Programming Excels For First Time This Summer With ‘Rocketman’ & ‘Ma’

6TH UPDATE, SUNDAY AM FINAL: Even though Legendary/Warner Bros. Godzilla: King of the Monsters led all movies at the domestic box office, it’s with lackluster results, as the lizard has falle…

www.google.com

Off-topic, but I have to say that the current state of movies is incredibly sad when a near $50 million opening is considered lackluster.

 

[I Am Do Big Fard Retard]

Welp, it couldn’t last forever. Looks like the sleeping giant just got woke.

Spoiler: Damn whites

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Spoiler: Signaling like a tubby lighthouse

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So Bob loved Godzilla: King of Monsters until some literal who shouted "AYY RRO FUKU RITO PEOPUR AND FUKU GOJIRA KING OF MONSTUS" and retweeted it because white people were dragging it down for being in the film?

 

[Rei is shit]

 

[Foltest]

I read through that tweet twice and is he trying to tie a godzilla film with Atlantis and Mu?!
There is something called reaching and Bob is reaching so hard that he will hurt his back (more then usual)

 

[DogEatDogFood]

You're a shill for free market and woke corporations, Bob. Is surprising to see you retweet about fucking Marx when he is the antithesis of your exceptional neoliberal ideology. Hell, you even called him "a self-serving prick". Trying to win good boi points with your Breadtube pals so they don't talk behind your back about how you are a classist reactionary fuck?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I read through that tweet twice and is he trying to tie a godzilla film with Atlantis and Mu?!
There is something called reaching and Bob is reaching so hard that he will hurt his back (more then usual)

Bob's just trying to look smart by namedropping a bunch of sciencey/ high-culture things into his tweets. I have no idea what he's babbling on about here, but I'm willing to bet most of the stuff that's featured in the new Godzilla movie is just a shout out to stuff that happened in previous Godzilla movies. (I know a Hollow Earth civilization were the villains in the 70's era movie "Godzilla vs. Megalon", for instance.) I highly doubt the makers of the new movie were trying to cram the film with sociological Easter Eggs that only woke "megafans" like Bob were smart enough to detect.

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You're a shill for free market and woke corporations, Bob. Is surprising to see you retweet about fucking Marx when he is the antithesis of youR exceptional neoliberal ideology. Hell, you even called him "a self-serving prick". Trying to win good boi points with your Breadtube pals so they don't talk behind your back about how you are a classist reactionary fuck?

So Blob's a fan of Hungry Santa now? Doesn't surprise me. Maybe he's hoping one of those moldy-locked Antifa chicks will let him hover his hands over her shoulders for a few brief seconds in exchange for his open Twitter support.

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob's just trying to look smart by namedropping a bunch of sciencey/ high-culture things into his tweets. I have no idea what he's babbling on about here, but I'm willing to bet most of the stuff that's featured in the new Godzilla movie is just a shout out to stuff that happened in previous Godzilla movies. (I know a Hollow Earth civilization were the villains in the 70's era movie "Godzilla vs. Megalon", for instance.) I highly doubt the makers of the new movie were trying to cram the film with sociological Easter Eggs that only woke "megafans" like Bob were smart enough to detect.

Most likely Bob is looking too hard into the references from past Godzilla movies and other movies featuring kaiju. For example, Atragon has the main antagonist be the lost civilization of Mu who worship the sea dragon, Manda, and in the Gamera trilogy from the 1990s, the titular monster was created by Atlantis.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

I might actually have liked this. However he had put down Christina How Summers.

ManThoughts with Peter Jordanssen: "MASTERING YOUR UNIVERSE" (PILOT w/new audio)

https://www.patreon.com/moviebob1 (UPDATED WITH REVISED/IMPROVED AUDIO!) Renegade intellectual Prof.* Peter Jordanssen, D.H.L. delves into the powerful life ...

www.youtube.com

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So Bob loved Godzilla: King of Monsters until some literal who shouted "AYY RRO FUKU RITO PEOPUR AND FUKU GOJIRA KING OF MONSTUS" and retweeted it because white people were dragging it down for being in the film?

Sorta, but think less ramen and more Popeye’s so it’d probably go “Dayum dem cracka lackas dun piss me off yo!”. I make that assumption based on his page at Medium.

Spoiler: Finger lickin’ Good

 

[Drunk and Pour]

I might actually have liked this. However he had put down Christina How Summers.

ManThoughts with Peter Jordanssen: "MASTERING YOUR UNIVERSE" (PILOT w/new audio)

https://www.patreon.com/moviebob1 (UPDATED WITH REVISED/IMPROVED AUDIO!) Renegade intellectual Prof.* Peter Jordanssen, D.H.L. delves into the powerful life ...

www.youtube.com

Oh god, should I really watch this?

"I like the script, I think I got the look and pace of the aesthetic about right for how these things really play (part of what I want to demonstrate is what an EASY grift this "renegade politically-incorrect intellectual" schtick is - just play to confirmation-bias and fill in the cracks with bullshit, anyone who challenges you is "one of the elite gatekeepers")" Wow, sounds like SJWs.

I love when mediocre millennials think they have people with actual Ph.Ds all figured out. But I guess that's par for the course considering they think everybody is equal and pop-culture critics opinions have as much weight as someone who has studied psychology, philosophy, and history all his life. Seriously, I just watched the beginning (sound off) with this "humorous" ads that look like shit and the big complaint in the comments are how shit the sound quality is. This has been Bob's only profession for some 15 years now. It's sitting at 2k likes. That's 1/10 of the audience Peterson gets per live speaking engagement.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I love when mediocre millennials think they have people with actual Ph.Ds all figured out.

Well, that's expected. They just project the same route their SJ studies peers took onto everyone else.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I've said this before, but one reason I always hesitate to lump Bob in with the left is because any lefty with a lick of sense would see him as a total political liability. Offensive, stupid, rude, full of bluster, and a laughably obvious bigot. He's worse than useless in the scheme of things, since his influence is practically zero and unlikely to improve -- but he's just prominent enough that a clever critic could hang him around their movement's neck like a big, fat, stinking albatross when he eventually really does go too far.

So basically he's a 'progressive' flavored version of Sargon? God I'd love to see him try to run for office.