Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob is the virginal Shane Holmberg of film criticism. It's not surprising he's such a miserable person.

Nice crossover. Every shoe Bob can’t wear, Shane gives a nice home in his stomach.

I'm surprised you all don't summon me by name 3 times when you need this stuff.
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Bobbyboi is such a stud he can slay all that pussy without touching a single one of them. That’s the power of a 310 lbs bench press. Omega-Chad status confirmed.

Wait, Bob Chipman is different than Boogie? I thought they were the same person.

GO BACK TO TWITTER YA HACK FRAUD! WE’RE TALKING IMPORTANT THINGS HERE LIKE FOOT AMPUTATION AND SHITILY MADE CHICKEN!! WE DONUT NEED YOU’RE DERPY DAHG POLLUTING THE SACREDEST OF THE COWS!!1

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Shin Godzilla is better than either American film. I liked that it didn't even really attempt to have a main character-- the one couple was the focal point for the last 30 minutes or so, but most of the movie is following a complex bureaucracy of revolving political figures trying to figure out a way to deal with a giant radioactive monster.

I'm sure Bob would hate it because 1. Godzilla is evil/amoral like in the first movie and 2. he'd get hung up on the sheer amount of characters thrown at him at the beginning and wouldn't realize that you don't really need to keep track of everyone.

Try also GMK, which is also what the new American one is basically but reversed, where you have Godzilla as the villain and Ghidorah as the main hero.

Also, try Godzilla vs Biollante, probably the most conservative out of all the films.

 

[Flexo]

Try also GMK, which is also what the new American one is basically but reversed, where you have Godzilla as the villain and Ghidorah as the main hero.

Also, try Godzilla vs Biollante, probably the most conservative out of all the films.

Watching the sfdebris review of Biollante has made me want to see what sounds like a glorious 500 car pileup of a film...

Godzilla vs Biollante

Movie Reviews

sfdebris.com

(Plus the song he uses for the battle cracks me up.)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Also, try Godzilla vs Biollante, probably the most conservative out of all the films.

I really enjoy Biollante. It was one of the two that I watched repeatedly as a kid. The other was Smog Monster. Unfortunately the only thing I remember about it is that the titular monster looked like a partially melted, fat sack of garbage that killed people with it’s horrific toxicity...

LIKE BOB!

*AIRHORNS* Yay I got back on topic!

 

[BScCollateral]

I think Daimajin (1966) kind of spoiled me for Godzilla.

I just can't get into "It's 100 meters tall, made of flesh, and our 120mm shells just bounce off!" after "It's 25 meters tall, made of stone, and our spears just bounce off!"

It's the details that sink willing suspension of disbelief.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Call me artistic, but for all his Godzilla sperging, I could imagine Bob making a really dumb point where Godzilla vs. Destroyah was a metaphor for AIDS.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Welp, it couldn’t last forever. Looks like the sleeping giant just got woke.

Spoiler: Damn whites

Spoiler: Signaling like a tubby lighthouse

 

[The Nothingness]

Nobody tell Vyce a lot of Godzilla movies only have Japanese people.

 

[thismanlies]

Nobody tell Vyce a lot of Godzilla movies only have Japanese people.

They probably all look alike to him and Bob.

And why are people freaking out about whitey being in a Godzilla movie? That franchise has been exported around the world. Even the North Koreans have their own Godzilla.

 

[Vorpal Blade]

They probably all look alike to him and Bob.

And why are people freaking out about whitey being in a Godzilla movie? That franchise has been exported around the world. Even the North Koreans have their own Godzilla.

The Americanized version of the original Godzilla film was reworked to star Raymond Burr.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I'm sure Bob would hate it because 1. Godzilla is evil/amoral like in the first movie and 2. he'd get hung up on the sheer amount of characters thrown at him at the beginning and wouldn't realize that you don't really need to keep track of everyone.

and 3. it's not American

 

[Drunk and Pour]

My personal theory about Bob's girlfriend: she regained her sight and ran for the wasteland when she saw how ugly he was. Mostly likely happily married a mayonnaise ghoul now.

The only problem with this theory is that it assumes she still had her sense of hearing, smell, touch, and taste, and stayed with him.

1. Superman has been called out by fans for all that murdering shit that happened in Man of Steel.

2. That was kinda the point of showing Batman going over the edge, plus in the 1st Burton Batman movie he killed criminals

3. Yeah, def worse hero because she has no personality and is more artificial than fuckinc Siri.

To expand on this;

Zod was the one destroying Metropolis. Zod said he wouldn't stop killing humans until he is dead. Plus, having big fights in Metropolis has happened in the comics and cartoons as well.

Batman was not directly killing criminals, and these people were terrorist and he branded child sex traffickers. Plus, Batman killed many times in the first two Burton movies and nobody complained that I remember.

And the "internet" cried foul on both of these movies.

On the other hand, Ironman, Captain America, and the other Avengers killed terrorist, Nazis, and destroyed NYC fighting aliens, respectively, and the "internet" think those movies are awesome.

Now, Captain Marvel tried to brake a guy's hand, and stole his jacket (I guess because it's just a jacket, it doesn't count as thieft) and his motorcycle, which could be considered grand larceny, all because he was being an "asshole" for saying she should smile. And that's GIRL POWER!

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

The only problem with this theory is that it assumes she still had her sense of hearing, smell, touch, and taste, and stayed with him.

To expand on this;

Zod was the one destroying Metropolis. Zod said he wouldn't stop killing humans until he is dead. Plus, having big fights in Metropolis has happened in the comics and cartoons as well.

Batman was not directly killing criminals, and these people were terrorist and he branded child sex traffickers. Plus, Batman killed many times in the first two Burton movies and nobody complained that I remember.

And the "internet" cried foul on both of these movies.

On the other hand, Ironman, Captain America, and the other Avengers killed terrorist, Nazis, and destroyed NYC fighting aliens, respectively, and the "internet" think those movies are awesome.

Now, Captain Marvel tried to brake a guy's hand, and stole his jacket (I guess because it's just a jacket, it doesn't count as thieft) and his motorcycle, which could be considered grand larceny, all because he was being an "asshole" for saying she should smile. And that's GIRL POWER!

Well, obviously, women have been oppressed by men for thousands of years, so any man who commits a venial sin against one is worse than Hitler and deserves to get his stuff stolen. All Captain Marvel was doing was taking back the things that the Patriarchy has stolen from her.

(Seriously. There are some Feminists who think like this...)

 

[The tired cat]

Well, obviously, women have been oppressed by men for thousands of years, so any man who commits a venial sin against one is worse than Hitler and deserves to get his stuff stolen. All Captain Marvel was doing was taking back the things that the Patriarchy has stolen from her.

(Seriously. There are some Feminists who think like this...)

An then those bitches wonder why nobod wants to fuck 'em.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Jurassic Park sperging.

“Forgot Citizen Kane, this is the most significant film ever made!”

Metal sperging.

“But if this weren’t a Disney film like it is now I wouldn’t have cared.”

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Jurassic Park sperging.
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“Forgot Citizen Kane, this is the most significant film ever made!”
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Metal sperging.
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“But if this weren’t a Disney film like it is now I wouldn’t have cared.”
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Romans 1:22 "Professing to be wise, they became fools"

Spoiler: What people think when Bob speaks irl

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Jurassic Park sperging.

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Is Bob implying that FtM trannies have a sudden personality shift and may become stupider because they are 'men' now? How very problematic of him.

 

[Toxinophile]

Jurassic Park sperging.
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Bob somehow keeps surprising me with his bottomless autism.
I mean I could see Bob dressing up as Mario for Halloween.
I could see Bob making Mario OCs.
Hell I could see why Bob tweets about his Midwest eugenics rhetoric every chance he gets.
But then there's this shit where he thinks the raptors in Jurrasic Park would be talking about sexual confusion and pop culture.
Does Bob send his tweets directly from his brain telepathically? Why did he think this was a good Idea to write? I know I have some obvious answers but even then I'm still baffled on what comes out of Bob's head.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Bob's point is somewhat undermined by the fact that some species are capable of changing their gender, and they don't have awkward conversations about it. Bit odd he's exited for a film about motor racing as well - that's the kind of thing those awful white working class folk enjoy watching.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

some species are capable of changing their gender, and they don't have awkward conversations about it

Funny considering this is where the "Alex Jones gay frogs" meme originates, and Jurassic Park even explains that the dinosaurs could reproduce because the incomplete Dino DNA! was patched up with frog DNA.