Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Trump Supporter sperging for the day.

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That’s far worse than AOC making retarded comparisons of today’s immigration detention camps to concentration camps where Jews were forced into slave labor before being sent to actual death camps.

The more Blobb and co make these outlandish comparisons, the more I dig my heels in against them. Deport everyone who is here illegally imo. Go back home and figure out your own shit.
 
On a whim I decided to look into Bob’s history with Pacific Rim. To put it simply, lol. Here’s a smattering.




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What the fuck is his deal with Pacific Rim? First movie was meh and second was a huge flop. Is it just Bob latching on something misteriosly underrated or just him being obnoxiously stupid as usual?

Also, The Great Wall movie is just a movie made with known actors by chinese people in an attempt to popularize chinese films. You don't need to be a fucking genius to see it.
 
What the fuck is his deal with Pacific Rim? First movie was meh and second was a huge flop. Is it just Bob latching on something misteriosly underrated or just him being obnoxiously stupid as usual?

Also, The Great Wall movie is just a movie made with known actors by chinese people in an attempt to popularize chinese films. You don't need to be a fucking genius to see it.
He likes these giant monster movies because they don’t require him to think. That’s all.
 
Government action might have to be taken against tech companies. I love how the left, on this one issue, is like, "private companies should be allowed to do what they want". And then people are like, "True libertarians would never dictate what a company should and should not do". Okay, fine. I'll burn my "true libertarian" card. I'm not married to the word "libertarian". If the top means of digital communication decides I'm not allowed to speak because I'm too libertarian on speech, they are the tyrants that the government needs to protect us from.

Bob doesn't know much. He feels his soul crushed, but it's because of his ego that he can take responsibility. He blames his lack of his Superior Future on the Republicans yet scoffs at the notion that working class Americans are thinking about supporting their families.

It was merely 50 years ago, when businesses had complete freedom of association. They could toss anyone out of their store or refuse service just because of a person's appearance, sex or race. Then the Civil/ Gay/Women's Rights movements happened, and you no longer could refuse someone business because of their sex, orientation or skin color. It became coded into law. You could literally be punished, fined or thrown in jail for doing so. In fact, thanks to Hate Speech laws, you could be extra EXTRA punished for doing so.

I would have thought the political Left, having worked so hard to establish arbitrary rules concerning equal treatment, and a State apparatus that could punish transgressors, would have ingrained into its very soul the idea of equal treatment for everybody. Of course, we who live in the Real World know that the radical Political Left is full of shit and always has been. They used the American sense of fair play and outrage at the atrocities of the anti-Civil Rights Movement/Holocaust, to further their crusade against "evil". But once the Radical Left had won that crusade, it was time to drop the mask and push their REAL agenda, the destruction of anyone to the Right of Che Guevara.

So now the Leftists have become the Establishment, and they want to discriminate against people for Badthink. And they expect the laws and rules of the country they live in to allow this. They live in a secure world where their interests are protected, and said security was bought for them by the blood and sacrifice of the very people they see fit to discriminate against. And the idea that Bloat Chodeman can sit in his brother's basement like the flatulent Emperor of some degenerate, decaying empire, and vomit-tweet his anti-Working Class screeds all day long; and do so safe in the knowledge that he is well-protected by an army of veterans and policemen whom he'd shit on if he ever came across them in real life, well that just makes by gorge rise. I try not to get triggered by Bobba the Gutt, but some days, it is very, very hard......
 
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What the fuck is his deal with Pacific Rim? First movie was meh and second was a huge flop. Is it just Bob latching on something misteriosly underrated or just him being obnoxiously stupid as usual?

Also, The Great Wall movie is just a movie made with known actors by chinese people in an attempt to popularize chinese films. You don't need to be a fucking genius to see it.
At release, a lot of nerds were hoping that PR would be a smash hit normie film that would validate mecha as a real genre and not just a cartoon/vidya thing. I guess he could have been one of those.
 
Bob is upset over the Oregon GOP making a joke on their Twitter page.

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I always love it when these dickweeds whine about "learn new skills", when they themselves only have their "coding skill". Which has been made all but useless because you morons have overflowed the market, same shit for something like being a lawyer. Now a good majority of you are just sitting on your asses and whining how you cannot get a job in programming or vidya games.
 
Bob is upset over the Oregon GOP making a joke on their Twitter page.
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This fat fuck and his retarded friends have NO idea what the fuck is ong on.

That last one is annoying. It recognizes nothing of the joke, why there are Senators using armed guards, and ignores the fact that the governor declared open season on the GOP reps if they don't come back and sit there and watch as the Senate votes in laws under "emergency measures" (Meaning that Oregonians won't get to vote on them) while they just have to sit there.

All of them can choke on a fucking dick.
 
New hour-long podcast from the Chipman Brothers on Godzilla.

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Is Bobby a realdoll like Peter Coffin's wife?

Chris also did rainbowface:
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A reminder that Chris is an adult:
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What would his brother Bobby, who as we know have a rather elevated culinary taste, think of this?
 
And here I thought that the gay slasher movie genre consisted entirely of Hellbent. Not sure how I feel about being wrong.

Technically there is one more called "Skull&Bones" but it's about two gay guys going on a murder spree. Cannot remember the reasons, think they both hads AIDS and wanted to murder/torture fuckers or something.
 
All the political sperging on Bob's twitter mostly just makes me tired and depressed; so every now and again there's some good old cringe.

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Cartoon ideas straight from the Superior Future everyone...
The adapter Joe made me chuckle. Would make an ok robot chicken sketch.

The "wild card" Joe demonstrates how Bobby cannot figure out humor. Namely: DON'T EXPLAIN THE JOKE.
 
All the political sperging on Bob's twitter mostly just makes me tired and depressed; so every now and again there's some good old cringe.

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Cartoon ideas straight from the Superior Future everyone...
Wouldn't this be very dated considering millennials are already in their mid 20s to late 30s? Maybe a decade ago it'd be relevant but that ship has sailed, not to mention the gimmick would be weird to translate into a toy.

I guess the better question is how do you end up the "out of touch dad" to a generation you yourself are a part of?
 
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