Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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This is a great idea imo, imagine if one of their Nintendo Switches runs out of juice during the mission? Cobra would win so easily!

(Also great to see that Bob hasn't changed at all. :story:)
 
I can remember the first time I assured a co worker that his gadget could recharge with any USB charger. He didn't believe me. That was 2001 or so.

So do Millennials really need to haul lots of chargers around? It was absolutely a thing back in the 90s.

Bob is just anticipating the days he'll have to lug around oxygen tanks and a charger for his wheelchair batteries.
 
"Avery Wheppen" is a pretty cringey pun, and I think it's still the most creative thing Blobbo has ever come up with.
I'm trying to think of other examples but yeah, it's one of the more creative Bob ideas and not like the ironic way that his "Paradise Loss with Care Bears" was. Not like his worst ideas like his Terminator pitch or how he said he's do a Spider-Man movie in the MCU.
 
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For those curious how much smarter the blue-collar folk are than Bob, we have a big youtube channel detailing exactly that.

Let's see... numbers on it?
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Now that was uploaded on the 13th of June. (Almost 2 weeks ago.) How did one of Bob's vids do?
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Suck it Bob. Mayo ghouls still beat you at your work.

EDIT: bonus round!
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For those curious how much smarter the blue-collar folk are than Bob, we have a big youtube channel detailing exactly that.

Let's see... numbers on it?
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Now that was uploaded on the 13th of June. (Almost 2 weeks ago.) How did one of Bob's vids do?
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Suck it Bob. Mayo ghouls still beat you at your work.

EDIT: bonus round!
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I bet that Bob will get incredibly triggered when he hears "Farmers are the backbone of America". It would be such an insulting statement for him that it would make him go on a rampage. Someone should tell him that.
 
New hour-long podcast from the Chipman Brothers on Godzilla.

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Is Bobby a realdoll like Peter Coffin's wife?

Chris also did rainbowface:
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A reminder that Chris is an adult:
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What would his brother Bobby, who as we know have a rather elevated culinary taste, think of this?

I agree. GTFO.
 
Oh hey I keep forgetting to post the news about Bob's waifu.
Remember when the name “Anita Sarkeesian”was influential? When the feminist commissar was named to Twitter’s “Trust and Safety Council”? The anti-male hatemonger rose to fame from 2012 to 2016 by demonizing men in the videogame industry and claiming to be a victim of sexist harassment. In 2014, the year of the #GamerGate controversy, Sarkeesian’s Feminist Frequency project raised more than $400,000 and, over a five-year-period, her organization raised nearly $1.6 million. Yet as Brad Glasgow explains in a remarkable YouTube video, Sarkeesian’s non-profit is now essentially bankrupt, having begun the year with a balance of barely $30,000 and laying off its employees:








John Sexton at Hot Air calls attention to a recent profile of Sarkeesian at the videogame blog Polygon, which is interesting in terms of confirming pretty much everything you’d expect about her, for example that she has always hated America. She was 15 when her immigrant family moved from Canada to Orange County, California, and instead of being happy — sunshine! beaches! palm trees! — Sarkeesian was miserable and angry:

“I went hard into counterculture. . . . I liked anything that was angry. I didn’t like anything that was normal.”

The teenage misfit never grew up, extending her adolescent tantrums into adulthood by protesting against the Iraq War in college:

“There were rooms where the Anarchists would meet across the hall from where the Marxists would meet and they didn’t get along,” she says. “I didn’t know any of the philosophy or politics behind any of this stuff, so I started reading a lot more political theory.”
“I learned about public speaking and audience analysis and understanding what gets people emotionally engaged,” she adds. “I ended up doing a lot of organizing; spending time in horribly ventilated back-rooms, having meetings and discussions.” . . .
Sarkeesian gained a bachelor’s degree in communications studies at California State. Her work was increasingly focused on economic theory and alternatives to modern capitalism.
She then moved to New York, where she once again joined forces with political action groups, while working various jobs.
“I got really interested in performance and guerrilla theater as a mode of activism,” she says. “I supported nonviolent direct actions. . . .
“We would figure out how to send out press releases, and how to get the media to cover this. He worked on crafting our message. I was interested in getting the message out there.”
Sarkeesian did not want the protestors’ actions to go unnoticed. “You can do a die-in in front of the [military] recruiter’s office, but it doesn’t matter if only three people see it. You need to get more people to see it.” . ..
Sarkeesian recalls attending workshops and group meetings and speeches by activists like Noam Chomsky. “I had already been politicized but I realized then that this is a life of work that people commit themselves to doing,” she says.
She began to focus more on feminist ideas. “I had done all this work on economic theory but I literally had no idea about identity politics. So I started learning about feminism.” She linked up with women who had been activists since the Vietnam era, who had experienced hostility and marginalization from male protest leaders. She listened to the stories of how women had to force their way into the conversation, sometimes storming the stage.
“The thing about the activist’s life is there are a lot of meetings,” she says. “You’re sitting on these conference calls with a hundred people. There’s all this sectarian politics and all this strife. It’s just the same bulls–t that is everywhere else. I was watching these young people reproduce the same systems as white, male-dominated spaces.”

So, she hates males, she hates white people, she hates the military, she hates capitalism — why would you give money to such a person? And of course, the money she raised was squandered to no good purpose, concluding with the same misfit attitude she began with:

But she knows that the job of educating game-makers about representation is far from over. “There is progress being made, but I struggle with how to talk about it. It’s like a pendulum swinging: This one thing is great, and then, oh, this other thing is shitty.
“When we talk about, oh, we solved the problem, we’re moving forward … no, we haven’t even begun to solve the problem. We’re just taking the next step to the greater vision. I’m always trying to remind people to look at the vision of what we’re fighting for. Understanding that helps influence how we work. It influences how we tell our stories and what stories we want to tell. It influences students coming out of school and the careers and jobs that they want.”
Part of the problem is that many of those who are willing to be persuaded have been persuaded. And those who are not will never come around. “They’re either not paying attention to the conversation or they are, and they’re on the other side of it. And I don’t like talking about it as a ‘sides’ thing. Because you either care about the humanity of people or you don’t. That’s the side you’re on.”

Despite wasting $1.6 million, Sarkeesian “hasn’t even begun to solve the problem,” and if you disagree with her, that’s because you don’t “care about the humanity of people.” Is anyone really surprised that sane people don’t want to support this fanatical ideologue?
 
I bet that Bob will get incredibly triggered when he hears "Farmers are the backbone of America". It would be such an insulting statement for him that it would make him go on a rampage. Someone should tell him that.
I mean yeah, it's kind of a "no shit" thing to say. Farming is the primary reason civilizations come into being and why they can continue to exist. It's generally understood that it's a really bad idea to make enemies with the people who make your food.
 
For those curious how much smarter the blue-collar folk are than Bob, we have a big youtube channel detailing exactly that.

Let's see... numbers on it?
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Now that was uploaded on the 13th of June. (Almost 2 weeks ago.) How did one of Bob's vids do?
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Suck it Bob. Mayo ghouls still beat you at your work.

EDIT: bonus round!
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“Question: Are any of those slavering, slobbering simps making art that influence and inspire generations of people, mainly women and trans individuals (the only ones that matter, duh!), like *insert Star Wars/Cape/Disney movie here*?

Oh they’re not?! Oh they’re just feeding people and some of those people are Trump supporters?! And they don’t even check to see who eats their food? These morons are so stupid they don’t realize they can just go to the big chain grocery store and buy food there! They only deserve mockery and death they’re so dumb and useless.

And that guy hosting the vid? Why is he so excited and smiling? Why does he GET TO BE HAPPY?!!?! He’s got a slight draw he must be an idiot. HE’S GOT A HAPPY FAMILY AND ENDS THE VID WITH A BIBLE VERSE?!?! He is beyond obsolete and will be purged when Hilldawg ascends to the throne like she deserves”

This rant brought to you by PBR, unresolved anger issues, and a family that thought the best thing to do was to ignore the problem and let it work itself out on its own.
 
I mean yeah, it's kind of a "no shit" thing to say. Farming is the primary reason civilizations come into being and why they can continue to exist. It's generally understood that it's a really bad idea to make enemies with the people who make your food.

Hence why the average person thinks an abandoned farm is depressing.
 
Real talk tangent fam: I live in one of those fly over farm land states and there might be a legitimate problem come winter. We've had record rain this spring. Most farms haven't been able to plant their corn until this week and they've only been able to partially plant some of their fields due to the dampness. What that means is a possible food price increase and/or a hurting midwest farming economy.

Washington Post (a)
Fox Business (a)
CNBC (a)

I've also heard that the Federal reserve wants to increase interest rates which would flatten, if not start to bottom out, Trump's much ballyhooed booming economy. The one thing everyone seems to like about Trump is that the economy is going good. You get a double whammy of both hurting midwest farmers and a tanking, no matter how slight, economy, I believe that Trump will be in trouble. Let us not forget Bobbyboi's utter hatred for anything midwest and/or farming.

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Real talk tangent fam: I live in one of those fly over farm land states and there might be a legitimate problem come winter. We've had record rain this spring. Most farms haven't been able to plant their corn until this week and they've only been able to partially plant some of their fields due to the dampness. What that means is a possible food price increase and/or a hurting midwest farming economy.

Washington Post (a)
Fox Business (a)
CNBC (a)

I've also heard that the Federal reserve wants to increase interest rates which would flatten, if not start to bottom out, Trump's much ballyhooed booming economy. The one thing everyone seems to like about Trump is that the economy is going good. You get a double whammy of both hurting midwest farmers and a tanking, no matter how slight, economy, I believe that Trump will be in trouble. Let us not forget Bobbyboi's utter hatred for anything midwest and/or farming.

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It gets repeated a lot in this thread but goddamn, these are impressive levels of hate.

Edit: Also I love how he goes on about "Americans" when he wants America to cease to exist in favor of a global state.
 
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It gets repeated a lot in this thread but goddamn, these are impressive levels of hate.

Edit: Also I love how he goes on about "Americans" when he wants America to cease to exist in favor of a global state.
What's the deal with people not wanting to put their money on their countrymen or the people in need next to them and instead send it to some 3rd world hellhole where it will most likely go to waste like it happens with every single subsaharian african nation? Is it to be able to say "I'm helping" or what?

And worst of all is that people pressure the government to do this instead of "I give my money" as if it wasn't everyone's money.
 
What's the deal with people not wanting to put their money on their countrymen or the people in need next to them and instead send it to some 3rd world hellhole where it will most likely go to waste like it happens with every single subsaharian african nation? Is it to be able to say "I'm helping" or what?

And worst of all is that people pressure the government to do this instead of "I give my money" as if it wasn't everyone's money.
I suppose it depends on their ideology but Bob is very open about his belief that America should abandon all borders as he believes they only exist because terrified white people are too scared to "evenly compete" with "the scary brown people to the south". He also believes this will be the first major step to abolishing the very idea of individual nation states and creating a "Superior Future" where they're as relevant as sports teams, multi-national corporations and the like being on the top because they are superior to everyone else with their love of "diversity".

Basically Bob likes calling his own countrymen pussies for not working for less than illegal immigrants which means they are "obsolete" and should be done away with. He also thinks this puts him on the same page as the SJWs he wants to pal with.
 
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