Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pokemonquistador2]

It's something he claims to "humble" himself along with the "and he fell off the boat once they got there" bit, no idea if it's true. Bob sometimes makes these strange claims like "I live in the most racist state NOT filled with deplorables." which never make sense to outsiders.

My best guess is the Mayflower thing is more a weird Appeal to Authority where he thinks that gives him some elevated status instead of the reality of no one giving a shit.

Dating your relatives back to the Mayflower is really no big deal at all. Anyone with even a drop of English blood could probably do it after some research and digging. Of course most people will probably encounter serious roadblocks in their genealogical research, as its impossible for anyone - apart from members of active Royal families - to trace their lineage reliably beyond three or so centuries. So much information has been mis-recorded. A Victorian historian muddled part of my family tree with shoddy research, and the famous colonial family we all thought we had all been related to, turns out to not be related to us at all. There were so many people with similar names living in settler times, and passing those names down through the generations, that it becomes impossible to say who was who with certainty.

In any case, because of pedigree collapse and mathematics, it's almost a certainty that everyone of European descent is a direct descendant of Charlemagne:

So you’re related to Charlemagne? You and every other living European…

The advent of cheap genetic sequencing has given birth to a burgeoning ancestry industry. But before you pay to spit in a tube, let me give you a few facts for free

www.theguardian.com

Which means that Bob is even less special than he thinks, since he, and all of the MidWestern Mayonnaise Ghouls he hates, are all descendants of Kings.

 

[Red Hood]

Is it just me or has Bob been awfully quiet about the new Spider-Man? Come on Bobby, we need 9000 more tweets sucking Disney/Marvel's cock.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Is it just me or has Bob been awfully quiet about the new Spider-Man? Come on Bobby, we need 9000 more tweets sucking Disney/Marvel's cock.

The new Spider-Man films have been a tough subject for Bob, on one hand it's Disney/MCU so he loves them, but on the other they aren't the Raimi films so he also hates them

 

[Red Hood]

The new Spider-Man films have been a tough subject for Bob, on one hand it's Disney/MCU so he loves them, but on the other they aren't the Raimi films so he also hates them

"It's you who's out, Bobby! Out of your mind!"
But aren't the new ones woke and the Raimi movies problematic? I mean Spider-Man makes a gay joke about Bonesaw and all the potential love interests are white women. I mean isn't that why we have to love the new Star Wars movies? I really want to see Bob squirm and do mental gymnastics trying to justify it.

It makes me mildly uncomfortable that I am also a fan of the Raimi movies and Bob is too...but I can get over that.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

"Why isn't everyone a neoliberal shill like me?"

Angry about Tulsi for the one millionth time.

The Little Mermaid sperging.

Admitting he's butthurt.

And cow crossover.

 

[The tired cat]

And cow crossover.
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Sex operation in Mexico, eh? Why do I suddenly imagine it being made by a guy who doesnt really have a license, usually stitches up injured Cartel soldiers, drinks a lot off booze and has his patience sniff some coke.

 

[Knyttet]

How the fuck Bob can make a video of 8 minutes without saying nothing of substance?

Also, new Tifa looks hotter. Fight me

WHY IS HE "READING" FROM HIS EMPTY HAND??? Why not just grab a piece of paper and pretend to read from that??

His video production """skills""" just continue to baffle me. Is he lazy, dumb or just autistic?

 

[Mola Ram]

Is he lazy, dumb or just autistic?

Yes. And fat.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Not at all. But i don't know why, some people think she's been censored because she looks "somewhat" different and SJWs hate her too for obvious reasons.

Will you also be able to find her special underwear in the remake?

I'm not into Final Fantasy so I didn't care about the change, but I do remember someone on discord sperging about how the design was altered due to demands from Squares "ethics team".

There has been a lot of pressure from Sony in recent months to change games at the source. Japanese only games censored in Japan due to demands from a small group of people in Sony America.

I don't know Square's track record of censorship.

On the topic on Bob, I'm not watching the video. It was creepy enough watching him talk about boobs in his Jordan Peterson video, and given his demands for Nintendo to canonize his Peach Daisy romance head canon, he's in no place to judge what others do and don't like.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So is this Bobbyboi’s subtle way of saying he wants to repeal the 19th amendment?

Spoiler: Ban assault women

As a bonus, check out the subtweet to read from the poster for gender wokeness.

Spoiler: “Passes the Bob smell test"

EDIT:

I'm not into Final Fantasy so I didn't care about the change, but I do remember someone on discord sperging about how the design was altered due to demands from Squares "ethics team".

There has been a lot of pressure from Sony in recent months to change games at the source. Japanese only games censored in Japan due to demands from a small group of people in Sony America.

I don't know Square's track record of censorship.

The funny thing about that is that all those reports are based on a mistranslation. The director, I believe, wanted Tifa to have a nice sized rack but at the same time wanted her to be bound up so she wasn’t bouncing all over the place unrealisticly. There’s no “ethics team”. That’s just present day games journalism screwing up badly and then every other outlet jumping on the “story”.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I'm not into Final Fantasy so I didn't care about the change

Same here. I only care about the SFM porn they will make with the new model.
And i already know about the whole censorship fiasco with Sony and the stink there was with DMC 5 lens flare censorship of Lady's and Trish' asses. The thing is that from what i've heard there are 2 possible sources for this censorship push on Sony: either it's the american branch of Sony or it's the film department, since both are completely ridden with SJWs. Which one is true? I don't know until someone verifies, but i vote for the american branch.

So is this Bobbyboi’s subtle way of saying he wants to repeal the 19th amendment?

Reminds me of all the people that say "I wish women had the same rights as guns". In the current climate, i wish they did too so you had to keep some of the most dangerous ones locked up in a safe place.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Reminds me of all the people that say "I wish women had the same rights as guns". In the current climate, i wish they did too so you had to keep some of the most dangerous ones locked up in a safe place.

And all the owners need to register them.

 

[Mola Ram]

And all the owners need to register them.

And a limit on how many loads they can hold.

 

[Knyttet]

Admitting he's butthurt.
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"Sort of like how wherever you live at the moment is really more of a"pen" or "habitat", but if you moved it could maybe be a People House again."

Can anyone please translate what the fuck he's saying here?

At first I thought he was saying that no one ever really likes their home until they've moved out, but I love my current home and so do a lot of people! I've never heard of this phenomenon anywhere in my life.

But now I'm starting to think that maybe he is calling the other Twitter user an animal, like a pig, since he uses the word "pen". But the Twitter account seems to belong to an organisation and not a specific individual. So is he saying that everyone in that organisation is on par with pigs and should be dehumanised and treated as soulless beasts of burden? Actually, that's probably exactly what he's getting at.

But how is someone who's been a professional writer for several years THIS AWFUL at writing??

 

[Mola Ram]

But now I'm starting to think that maybe he is calling the other Twitter user an animal, like a pig, since he uses the word "pen". But the Twitter account seems to be long to an organisation and not a specific individual. So is he saying that everyone in that organisation is on par with pigs and should be dehumanised and treated as soulless beasts of burden? Actually, that's probably exactly whay he's getting at.

That is exactly what he's saying. Bob is very fond of dehumanizing his opponents, which is one reason he gets tagged as a fascist so often.

But how is someone who's been a prpfessional writer for several years THIS AWFUL at writing??

False claims of modesty notwithstanding, Bob usually considers himself the smartest guy in any room. The smartest guy in the room never learns or improves.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

False claims of modesty notwithstanding, Bob usually considers himself the smartest guy in any room. The smartest guy in the room never learns or improves.

The wise man can be wrong, but only the fool persists on being wrong.
Plus, with Bob i doubt there is anything to improve because there is nothing to begin with.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Going back a bit, but is that 56% la creatura posing for pic with Perry Farrell?

 

[cypocryphy]

"Sort of like how wherever you live at the moment is really mor of a"pen" or "habitat", but if you moved it could maybe be a People House again."

Can anyone please translate what the fuck he's saying here?

At first I thought he was saying that no one ever really likes their home until they've moved out, but I love my current home and so do a lot of people! I've never heard of this phenomenon anywhere in my life.

But now I'm starting to think that maybe he is calling the other Twitter user an animal, like a pig, since he uses the word "pen". But the Twitter account seems to be long to an organisation and not a specific individual. So is he saying that everyone in that organisation is on par with pigs and should be dehumanised and treated as soulless beasts of burden? Actually, that's probably exactly whay he's getting at.

But how is someone who's been a prpfessional writer for several years THIS AWFUL at writing??

It's another example of how incoherent Bob is when it comes to most anything. Can diabetes fuck up your brain?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

It's another example of how incoherent Bob is when it comes to most anything. Can diabetes fuck up your brain?

No, but people with Type 2 diabetes (like Bob has) have a 50% chances of suffering some sort of mental illness due to certain neuroreceptors getting fucked as a consequence of it.

 

[Flexo]

Reminds me of all the people that say "I wish women had the same rights as guns". In the current climate, i wish they did too so you had to keep some of the most dangerous ones locked up in a safe place.

I got ya.