Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[elder god]

He seems completely unaware that his cushy neetbux lifestyle is entirely dependent on the financial well-being of the same ordinary people he hates. Broke ass people are worthless to advertise to.

Or if other people lose their job, they might flood youtube with the same pseudo intellectual garbage he spews, it’s not like Bobs job is particularly hard.

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That’s not how war works. Skirmishes were meant to do multiple things, none of them were to “slap around the other side” it was to

1) pick off scouts, certain frontline troops, important people that would help give your side an advantage.

2) screen the actual front line, by making it hard or impossible for scouts to get a good reading on the actual frontline.

3) provoke attacks that break formation.

4) slow troop movement.

Not to blindly attack people and hope for the best. Further more. You’re comparing conservatives to enemies you want to you would kill. Good idea there, especially if you want to win the presidency. Bob is full of bad tactics.

 

[Mola Ram]

Or if other people lose their job, they might flood youtube with the same pseudo intellectual garbage he spews, it’s not like Bobs job is particularly hard.



That’s not how war works. Skirmishes were meant to do multiple things, none of them were to “slap around the other side” it was to

1) pick off scouts, certain frontline troops, important people that would help give your side an advantage.

2) screen the actual front line, by making it hard or impossible for scouts to get a good reading on the actual frontline.

3) provoke attacks that break formation.

4) slow troop movement.

Not to blindly attack people and hope for the best. Further more. You’re comparing conservatives to enemies you want to you would kill. Good idea there, especially if you want to win the presidency. Bob is full of bad tactics.

Why did Bob piss all over that Spiked article on Chapo Trap House? Whatever his excuses, I guarantee you this part rustled his jimmies more than anything else:

Worse, the left’s response to Trump has been totally counterproductive: ‘Do you want to tell people how bad they are? Do you want them to repent because they’re bad racists? Or do you want them to pursue a left-wing project?’

‘Those people are ours to win’, says Frost. The populist moment is an opportunity, she says, but one which ‘I can totally see us pissing away’. ‘The self-identified left are very sceptical of the populist stuff. Look at their takes on the yellow vests: “They’re all fascists!” They’re probably just fucking French people – and who can tell the difference?’

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What’s more, Trump represented a repudiation of the entire establishment – Democrats and Republicans. ‘There is a severe crisis of legitimacy in our institutions’, says Frost: ‘The Republicans did not want Trump to win either… He was nobody’s first choice, except the American people’s, apparently.’

Those passages could be taken as a direct assault on Bob's usual MO on Twitter. Further, while he isn't part of any institutions in a meaningful way, he craves their approval and yearns to be part of them. The horror he must feel at their possible collapse must be unimaginable. Forget what he says about caring only about results; what Bob cares about is stroking himself to punishing people who dare disagree with him or make him feel his true insignificance.

 

[DK 699]

Or if other people lose their job, they might flood youtube with the same pseudo intellectual garbage he spews, it’s not like Bobs job is particularly hard.



That’s not how war works. Skirmishes were meant to do multiple things, none of them were to “slap around the other side” it was to

1) pick off scouts, certain frontline troops, important people that would help give your side an advantage.

2) screen the actual front line, by making it hard or impossible for scouts to get a good reading on the actual frontline.

3) provoke attacks that break formation.

4) slow troop movement.

Not to blindly attack people and hope for the best. Further more. You’re comparing conservatives to enemies you want to you would kill. Good idea there, especially if you want to win the presidency. Bob is full of bad tactics.

I was going to say something like this, but I stopped, partly because I didn't want to address how the Battle of Trenton might sorta fits into what Bob is saying and partly because I figured that once a guy starts comparing his political opponents to the little brown mushrooms from Mario presenting a logical argument against him would be like presenting a logical argument against Chris Chan's views on the Dimensional Merge.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Forget what he says about caring only about results; what Bob cares about is stroking himself to punishing people who dare disagree with him or make him feel his true insignificance.

That last one really bothers him. You can tell by the way he acts on social media that he wants to be known for something or as someone. I don't think he would post the way he does if this weren't true. Even something as small as his horrendous Thanksgiving dish comes across as he way of trying to earn recognition and praise for something.

On some level I think he knows the truth, however, as long as he thinks he has convinced other people to view him positively he feels some level of accomplishment.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Didn't someone recently give me a reply and said that Bob has had a threesome before? It's so relieving to hear that Bob isn't a virgin.

He has a chance to have kids after all.

A serious, non-funny answer. In one of his game otherthinker videos (no, I'm not going to dig through them to find it) he recommends reading girls YA fiction, because in depth knowledge of it comes in handy. He says this while showing slides of stick figures chatting about the book, then having a threesome which the guy films.

In reality.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Hey isn't the girl on the far right the one he posed with giving a thumbs up at E3?

It only looks like he is hover handing with one hand though. He must be touching with the other.

Besides, he is surrounded by seven young women.

Looks more a sevensome.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

A serious, non-funny answer. In one of his game otherthinker videos (no, I'm not going to dig through them to find it) he recommends reading girls YA fiction, because in depth knowledge of it comes in handy. He says this while showing slides of stick figures chatting about the book, then having a threesome which the guy films.

In reality.

>2014
Holy hell, he was, what, 33 here? Bob's trailing right behind Jake Alley and Darth Sideous in rapid onset aging.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

>2014
Holy hell, he was, what, 33 here? Bob's trailing right behind Jake Alley and Darth Sideous in rapid onset aging.

Huh. I guess I never thought about his age but I definitely never thought he looked younger than 40.

 

[I Am Do Big Fard Retard]

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This is pretty disturbing. I can never imagine reducing people who voted for the wrong president as "puttys."
"Officer you don't understand! All those civilians I shot at were puttys, I had to lure the President into making his monster grow so I could use the Megazord!"
There's being a man-child and there's actually having re-runs of the Super Mario Bros super show playing behind your eyelids at all times. Bob is the physical manifestation of Ready Player One, except somehow smellier and more off-putting.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Today in Rambling About Trump.

“Notice me Rapinoe!”

Always shilling for the Mouse.

 

[Emperor Julian]

No sorry that's total bullshit, military operations cost time and resources even it's a slam dunk and there is no such thing as a slam dunk. Any skirmish which serves no strategic purpose is a failure. If anything being sent into battles with no sense of purpose is very demoralizing since the 'goomba' might put a spear through your eye.
It's actually hard to find anything to quote to support this because "don't fight battles without any discernable gain." goes without saying but I found one.

No ruler should put troops into the field merely to gratify his own spleen; no general should fight a battle simply out of pique.

Sun "I wrote the book on war." Tzu

in terms of subtext shitting on Rossane all you're doing is expending energy which could be spent someplace else and cultivate resolve in his 'enemy' while teaching him your strategy about what you do when you wish to remove someone whose being a racist prick on twitter.

 

[Lensherr]

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Jesus Christ does he need to get some perspective. He seems to sincerely believe that there's an actual war going on and his side needs to engage with his ideological opponents like they're enemy troops.

Today in Rambling About Trump.
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Hmm, where have I heard people comparing others that they despise to animals before?

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Today in Rambling About Trump.
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“Notice me Rapinoe!”
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Always shilling for the Mouse.
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What's impressive about it? that they cast a few chink actors? from what i've heard about Disney Mulan I honestly don't think anyone is going to watch it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What's impressive about it? that they cast a few chink actors? from what i've heard about Disney Mulan I honestly don't think anyone is going to watch it.

I believe he’s trying to hype it up as the next Black Panther.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Today in Rambling About Trump.
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“Notice me Rapinoe!”
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Always shilling for the Mouse.
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I haven't been keeping up with the women's soccer thing, but is the purple-haired dude-girl the player with TDS? Why is it that women's soccer seems to attract attention whores (like that one goalie who ripped off her own shirt) who want to make the game and achievement be all about them? If I were a soccer official, I wouldn't tolerate a male player ripping off his top after a victory and dying his hair some obnoxious shade of lilac, why do female players get a pass with these things?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the original Mulan, wasn't the only reason Mulan wanted to fight because she wanted to prevent her sickly father from being conscripted? Now she's going to be turned into some gung ho warrior chick who wants to mow down Mongols in spite of the big bad Patriarchy telling her to stay in the kitchen. You'd think by doing a Chinese folk tale, that Disney would have a movie that would be a slam dunk hit in the land of the Han. But the only thing that will be "impressive" about it is the amount of tanking it will do at the box office, as all the people there laugh at its baizuo values.

Also, nothing that Bob says is impressive is impressive, unless he's talking about the size of his own gut.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others"

I'm pretty sure at this point that Bob only gets his knowledge about things with shitty pop culture's reference. Unironically. Nobody can be that disconnected with reality

 

[Mola Ram]

"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others"

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I swear to Christ, the longer he goes on the more his ranting just degenerates into a barely coherent torrent of buzzwords and downright bigoted slurs, like he's a blackshirt with Tourette's.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I doubt Bob has read 1984, and if he has I doubt he understood it, but what he's doing here is basically endorsing the Two Minutes' Hate and making sure everyone's got their own personal Emmanuel Goldstein. Because Bob is a vicious little thug at heart.

I miss the days when these faux intellectuals mostly referenced 1984 instead of Harry Potter

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob is getting his ass shredded over his latest spergout.

Also, I don't know how we missed this gem:

 

[Red Hood]

Today in Rambling About Trump.
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“Notice me Rapinoe!”
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Always shilling for the Mouse.
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That is not an American pose or look, Bob. She looks like an SS Officer's wet dream.

Or just an SS Officer.

Bob is getting his ass shredded over his latest spergout.
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Also, I don't know how we missed this gem:
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Bob is more of a slugman. We have to invent new categories for him.