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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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It should be easy for AI to parse film scripts, determine the genre, note the shifts in camera angles, compare the length of scenes, gauge the emotional expression of actors, etc, and then automatically generate a review article and have it read out by a busty CGI hostess.

But is there money to be made?
 
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Positron said:
But is there money to be made?
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Of course there isn't. There is money to be made in manual labour because the investment in the robots is not too high. As well in logistics, where autimation would be very appreciated and valued, the investment in creating an AI fit for the job wouldn't be very high and the increase in productivity would be quite high. Meanwhile, what is to gain by creating a robot that makes movie critics when there are a hundred twats that do it for peanuts? The expenses in AI would be monumental and it would take you ages to get back that investment
 
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Of course there isn't. There is money to be made in manual labour because the investment in the robots is not too high. As well in logistics, where autimation would be very appreciated and valued, the investment in creating an AI fit for the job wouldn't be very high and the increase in productivity would be quite high. Meanwhile, what is to gain by creating a robot that makes movie critics when there are a hundred twats that do it for peanuts? The expenses in AI would be monumental and it would take you ages to get back that investment
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The only money to be made in an AI critic would be if it was used solely for advertisement purposes. So basically all the compromised critics who post at the equally compromised Rotten Tomatoes are already there. (Hell, Harry Knowles was practically a forerunner to the Shill Critic Bot, what with the wheelchair.)
 
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Mola Ram said:
The only money to be made in an AI critic would be if it was used solely for advertisement purposes. So basically all the compromised critics who post at the equally compromised Rotten Tomatoes are already there. (Hell, Harry Knowles was practically a forerunner to the Shill Critic Bot, what with the wheelchair.)
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So, pretty much the niche market for AI film critic bots is already covered, which nullifies the need for them. Someone should tell Bob that film critic bots will not exist because it's an imposibility, but because there are hacks that will do the same job the machine does.

Does that mean that Bob is effectively interchengable with a robot? Because it would be damn interesting to see how he would react to that.
 
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What can I say, she was memorable, as was Mike's awkwardness in being 100% aware that she was into him and being equally aware he couldn't do a fucking thing about it.

Bob would have turned her instantly sterile.
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Was this at a convention or was this televised? I am kinda curious now if only for the giggles of 'Mike Rowe looks awkward'.

I like the guy, but it's always funny when someone gets knocked off their stride unexpectedly.
 
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Capsaicin Addict said:
Was this at a convention or was this televised? I am kinda curious now if only for the giggles of 'Mike Rowe looks awkward'.

I like the guy, but it's always funny when someone gets knocked off their stride unexpectedly.
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Televised. Season 2, Episode 26. Mosquito Control Expert. She is very heavily flirting with the man, and at one point she asks him to look at her back tattoo.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3r17j8 starting around 36:30
 
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WTF what good is a missile if it cant stop facebook ads?
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He reveals a bit about his taste in music, which is very superior.
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WTF what good is a missile if it cant stop facebook ads?
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He reveals a bit about his taste in music, which is very superior.
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Let's not overlook that in the first tweet Bob reveals himself to be one of those people (or maybe "people," in his preferred parlance) who equates 9/11 with the 2016 election, which is nearly always the sign of someone with deep emotional problems or just an utter cocksucker. In Bob's case, probably both.
 
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Malagor the dank omen said:
So, pretty much the niche market for AI film critic bots is already covered, which nullifies the need for them. Someone should tell Bob that film critic bots will not exist because it's an imposibility, but because there are hacks that will do the same job the machine does.

Does that mean that Bob is effectively interchengable with a robot? Because it would be damn interesting to see how he would react to that.
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Learn to code, bruh.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Let's not overlook that in the first tweet Bob reveals himself to be one of those people (or maybe "people," in his preferred parlance) who equates 9/11 with the 2016 election, which is nearly always the sign of someone with deep emotional problems or just an utter cocksucker. In Bob's case, probably both.
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But of course they are the same. One was a massive terrorist attack that killed thousands, injured thousands of more and drove us into a number of wars. Another was an alleged election hacking which was likely more or less just a political party throwing a temper tantrum over their candidate losing in the election.

In all seriousness, it's not like Bob has ever had some respect for the 9/11 attacks. This is the guy after all who compared the emotional shock of them happening to him watching a video game trailer for the first time.
 
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I didn't think Bob could top comparing the release of Mario 3 to 9/11, now he compares 9/11 to a few facebook ads about a fake terrorist attack which changed approximately zero actual votes.
Even more significant than the Chinese data breach, or Iran capturing naval vessels.
Keep surpassing your limits, Bob.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
I didn't think Bob could top comparing the release of Mario 3 to 9/11, now he compares 9/11 to a few facebook ads about a fake terrorist attack which changed approximately zero actual votes.
Even more significant than the Chinese data breach, or Iran capturing naval vessels.
Keep surpassing your limits, Bob.
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This. I can't wait to see what peak Bob (if such a thing is even possible) looks like.
 
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