Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Alan Moore is not radical enough for this guy. What the fuck?

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Godzilla@1989 said:
Here’s Bob at comic con and Jesus he still looks like a sperm whale stuck in a tent.
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And another one here.

As a side note, he still consider’s the new Godzilla movie a masterpiece.
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Cats sperging.
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And here’s his daily repeat of how Trump supporters are irredeemable.
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And says he’s wishes his dad were still alive to see Top Gun: Maverick.
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You know Bob tried and failed to jack it to that picture. Also some of that mustache is fucking NOSE HAIR.

Careful not to take a pic of anything lower than the shoulder Bob-o. Wouldn't want anyone to catch a glance of those bitch tits.

What a piece of shit. Absolutely worthless to society in every way.

The only good thing about Blob is he didn't breed and never will.
 
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SmileyTimeDayCare said:
The only good thing about Blob is he didn't breed and never will.
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He could become a sperm donor. He could say that any child of his will have superior intellect. That’s the only way I could see him breeding. Bonus woke points if he became a sperm donor for an interracial lesbian couple.
 
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DogEatDogFood said:
Alan Moore is not radical enough for this guy. What the fuck?

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Well Moore was contemplating Fascism vs anarchism whereas the film explored anxieties about the war on terror so Bobs completly wrong. It's genuinly interesting how deeply Bob got this wrong, it's really stupid even by his standards.
 
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So I saw people talking about Bob's school years and the kind of brat he must've been, some pages ago. Unfortunately my computer is a mess, so it took me a while to collect these. But here you go.

When it came to Mario, the rest of the world… was about to catch up to me.
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What sticks out—what I remember most of all—was that this was the first time Mario “peaked” in the popular culture; the absolute height of his fame and renown during the period when he was the unquestioned King of video-game heroes...
As such, it was the first (and, for a long period, last) time that the rest of the world and I were almost in sync.
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It was The 90s. Video games had “arrived” as the coolest ticket in popular culture (the Arcades were in the midst of a brand-new “boom,” driven largely by a new generation of more violent games aimed at teenagers), Mario and Nintendo were the acknowledged kings of video games, and Bob Chipman—formerly Bob The Dork Who’s Way Too Into His Dorky Video Games—was now Bob The Guy Who Knows Everything About The World’s Hottest ‘New’ Pass Time. “Why, yes ma’am! I CAN tell you the best place to build up your EXP in ‘Final Fantasy.” “What’s that, sir? You can’t quite make it through ‘TMNT II?’ Let me show you a code that might help.” Pathetic fantasies, even for a ten year-old, but that’s really how I figured things were going. Hell, maybe that’s how they were for just a moment.
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But that moment – my moment – didn’t last.
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Bob thought that being good at Mario 3 when he was 10 was His Thing.
 
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Malagor the dank omen said:
My bet is that they would definetly be the first ones lined for the firing squad. Remember that the revolution kills first its children and then anyone who dares question them. Because once the new system is established you need as much stability as you can get, so you have to kill all the jerkoffs with their own interests pulling your attention to ten different directions.

Culture critics, actors, social media enterpreneurs... They don't realize it but they are giving their executioner the axe with which they will be killed.
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Bob and his ilk however are huge shills for the lunatic left and have Lonesome Rhodes level dreams of being raised to the level of state propagandists and cushy jobs on actual TV shilling the new communist order.

And they just might get it, allowing them to survive at least the first couple of rounds of purges.

But Bob won't be among them unless he's very lucky because the SJW elites on Youtube hate him and would probably get a kick out of watching him hang alongside the other Youtubers who were among the purged when the commies kill Youtube.


DogEatDogFood said:
Alan Moore is not radical enough for this guy. What the fuck?

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Quick, someone tell Bob the following for maximum freak-out:

1. V was supposed to be a FtM trans person but Moore changed his mind when he realized that no one would buy a book with a trans lead and made V straight up CIS male

2. That Moore threw a queen's size tantrum over the movie, especially after the producers lied about Moore liking it and point blank said "Do not tell the public that I'm endorsing the way you are raping my book by turning it into an Anti-Bush screed!"
 
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Cleric of Autism said:
For someone who considers himself an intelligent Marvel/Disney fan, he really does have basic bitch tastes and expectations doesn't he?
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It's beating a dead horse but we've generally come to the conclusion that Bob is mostly, if not only, a fan of the adaptations. Most of the Marvel stuff he brings up are surface level things you might be aware of and he fucks up whenever he tries going deeper. He wasn't even aware that the X-Men was cancelled in the 60s and had a period of reprints until they brought it back at the end of the 70s.

There was also a time he basically called people idiots for wanting to read comics over watching movies.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
It's beating a dead horse but we've generally come to the conclusion that Bob is mostly, if not only, a fan of the adaptations. Most of the Marvel stuff he brings up are surface level things you might be aware of and he fucks up whenever he tries going deeper. He wasn't even aware that the X-Men was cancelled in the 60s and had a period of reprints until they brought it back at the end of the 70s.

There was also a time he basically called people idiots for wanting to read comics over watching movies.
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"Multiverse of Madness" sounds like a fucking pay to win mobile game, and any serious critic should be looking at a title like that so askance his toupee goes crooked.
 
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