Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Honest Coyote]

And here’s his daily repeat of how Trump supporters are irredeemable.
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Wait, let me see if I understand this: People who voted for the black man over the white man are racists because they thought voting for the black man versus the white man proves they're not racist, so when they're accused of racism by angry black never-happy-activists who accuse everyone of being racists, they prove their racism by not supporting the white woman over the white man. As further proof of their racism, they like some elements of black culture, which is cultural appropriation but diversity is our strength, because the more we have in common the weaker we are because no matter what we're all the same inside but not seeing color is a form of racism because its the differences, of which there are none, that make the sameness exceptional.

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Seriously though, even if he was *right* about the 2012 D's to 2016 non-D's, it doesn't mean anything because the Democrats need them to defeat Hitler 2.0: Orange is the new Black (shirts). We allied with Stalin to defeat original flavor Hitler, surely outreach to such extreme racism like "Let's wait for facts" and "Please quit blocking roads, I need to get to work" is doable. I mean, Trump is an "existential threat" to the superior future, right?

 

[elder god]

So I saw people talking about Bob's school years and the kind of brat he must've been, some pages ago. Unfortunately my computer is a mess, so it took me a while to collect these. But here you go.



Bob thought that being good at Mario 3 when he was 10 was His Thing.

Its really bad to see somebody peak at age 10. Its even worse to see that peak being that he was semi-popular in school for knowing some shit about video games for maybe a week or two.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Wait, let me see if I understand this: People who voted for the black man over the white man are racists because they thought voting for the black man versus the white man proves they're not racist, so when they're accused of racism by angry black never-happy-activists who accuse everyone of being racists, they prove their racism by not supporting the white woman over the white man. As further proof of their racism, they like some elements of black culture, which is cultural appropriation but diversity is our strength, because the more we have in common the weaker we are because no matter what we're all the same inside but not seeing color is a form of racism because its the differences, of which there are none, that make the sameness exceptional.

After quite while hearing this kind of shit it's no wonder why they spout it constantly. After all, they can cherrypick whatever it fits them whenever they want. You can appeal to absolutely any ideas your "enemies" have without buying into them and it will work because they have principles thye firmly believe in unlike yourself, who doesn't believe in anything outside whatever your "leaders" spout and that cna change at any second.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Cats sperging.
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He's really been on a roll, cranking out exemplary Bob-isms over the past few weeks. He truly cannot get it through his thick skull that the left actually means the shit they say when they're shitting on straight white men. He still always thinks he's got a good boy pass.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I've had grey in my hair since high school. On behalf of the prematurely grey, please don't drag that into your hatred of the Blob. We can't help it.

The fact is that gray hair does make you look older than you are (although it doesn't have to make you look bad. There are plenty of men sporting a "silver fox" look and they look great.) In Bob's case, his gray hair looks like a hobo's pubes. And he looks far better in the picture where someone else's fully gray beard is swapped out for his.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I might have asked this before, but why does Bob hate the Yellow Vests so much? Is it because they are blue collar?

Wait, let me see if I understand this: People who voted for the black man over the white man are racists because they thought voting for the black man versus the white man proves they're not racist, so when they're accused of racism by angry black never-happy-activists who accuse everyone of being racists, they prove their racism by not supporting the white woman over the white man. As further proof of their racism, they like some elements of black culture, which is cultural appropriation but diversity is our strength, because the more we have in common the weaker we are because no matter what we're all the same inside but not seeing color is a form of racism because its the differences, of which there are none, that make the sameness exceptional.

The problem is you're looking at the things they said yesterday. All that really matters is how they can call you racist right now.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I might have asked this before, but why does Bob hate the Yellow Vests so much? Is it because they are blue collar?

I think it's because they are against globalists, they have been associated a few times with the right wing and a they decided to shit on bankers and the elite. And let's not forget that time they shat on a gay pride parade because the fags decided to go where they were.

He hates them more or less because they are against the things he likes.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I think it's because they are against globalists, they have been associated a few times with the right wing and a they decided to shit on bankers and the elite. And let's not forget that time they shat on a gay pride parade because the fags decided to go where they were.

He hates them more or less because they are against the things he likes.

It’s much more simpler than that. You’re forgetting Blob is an idiot who doesn’t create his own opinions most times or research an issue.

He was told by others on twitter that the yellow vests are fascist, right wing, bigots.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Repeat with me. There is no such thing as bad tactics...

 

[RedAntz]

Repeat with me. There is no such thing as bad tactics...

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Bob is not doing a good job convincing everyone that he doesn't ACKSHUALLY want to holocaust people he doesn't like. Soon Trump voters will have to wear a mayonaise jar label on their sleeve so they can be identified and properly excluded from polite multicultural society.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Repeat with me. There is no such thing as bad tactics...

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Spying mosques where imams preach death to America and encourage terrorist attacks- RAY-SIZ-IM
Spying on a white man who wants to be able to provide for his family-
Also, "This kind of thing it used to it cause dissonance in me." I guess proper grammar isn't required in the Superior Future. Either that, or his phone's speech-to-text function can't translate his slurring.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob seems to be really excited about the MCU flailing about aimlessly until they can integrate the X-teams and Fantastic 4. I anticipate a flood of Iron Man 2/3 level stuff, myself.

It's also cute how Bob doesn't seem to realize the zombie trend that Marvel Zombies were riding was mostly over around the time Orange Man took office. Endless Walking Dead seasons notwithstanding, people have largely moved on from the zombie fad.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob seems to be really excited about the MCU flailing about aimlessly until they can integrate the X-teams and Fantastic 4. I anticipate a flood of Iron Man 2/3 level stuff, myself.

It's also cute how Bob doesn't seem to realize the zombie trend that Marvel Zombies were riding was mostly over around the time Orange Man took office. Endless Walking Dead seasons notwithstanding, people have largely moved on from the zombie fad.

I don't know about the show but the Walking Dead comics ended recently. Marvel does have another Marvel Zombies mini-series coming out soon but that seems to be their response to DCeased, a DC mini about not-exactly-zombies, doing well. The height of the fad is long gone though, yeah.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Honestly I’d rather much have Beta Ray Bill or Valkyrie as female Thor. Jane Foster is a pos when she becomes the new Thor. Especially when someone shares a certain panel as a joke for a grieving person...

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Honestly I’d rather much have Beta Ray Bill or Valkyrie as female Thor. Jane Foster is a pos when she becomes the new Thor. Especially when someone shares a certain panel as a joke for a grieving person...

The only comics I ever bought were some of the late-80's stuff, so I'm NOT a hugely well-informed comics guy, but even I remember Beta Ray Bill and the nigger from Spiderman 2097 being things, while jackasses like Cellulite Robert drone on and on about the importance of re-writing established characters using rule 63(a) and 63(b) - whenever you have a character for any franchise, you can assume the internet has arranged to portray them as the opposite sex, a different race, a different sexuality, or some combination thereof.

Write some new characters, for fucks' sakes, and create new stories that develop them in interesting ways, instead of cannibalizing existing ones and fucking them up, or creating pointless Mary and Harry Sues.

He could become a sperm donor. He could say that any child of his will have superior intellect. That’s the only way I could see him breeding. Bonus woke points if he became a sperm donor for an interracial lesbian couple.

And then they decide the porcine prepubescent is trans, and fuck that kid up even more with hormone blockers and HRT, which eventually culminates in a grossly obese Jazz Jennings 2.0.

 

[Mola Ram]

And then they decide the porcine prepubescent is trans, and fuck that kid up even more with hormone blockers and HRT, which eventually culminates in a grossly obese Jazz Jennings 2.0.

Still an improvement over Bob.

 

[The Jokester]

Why is Bob so angry all the time?

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Why is Bob so angry all the time?

He's mad that he isn't living is a perfect future already, so he's turned into the ultimate Angry Marine™, except without the massive testosterone imbalances, which he's replaced with huge insulin imbalances, instead.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Why is Bob so angry all the time?

Undetermined mental illness and anger management issues. Some people guessed autism but we legitimately have no clue what he has. He'd still be an angry jackass regardless though. Would be interesting to see guesses even if armchair diagnosing is dumb.

 

[Mola Ram]

Undetermined mental illness and anger management issues. Some people guessed autism but we legitimately have no clue what he has. He'd still be an angry jackass regardless though. Would be interesting to see guesses even if armchair diagnosing is dumb.

I never took so much as a single class in psychology, so this is just shittalking, but it's amazing how many markers of narcissistic personality disorder Bob strikes:

• Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance
• Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration
• Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
• Exaggerate achievements and talents
• Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
• Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people
• Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
• Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations
• Take advantage of others to get what they want
• Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
• Be envious of others and believe others envy them
• Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious
• Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office

That last one sadly sticks out -- I don't think a moldy cellar apartment, his collection of ill-fitting t-shirts and empty beercans, or that hideous Mario sportcoat count as the "best" anything.