Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CheezzyMach]

Bob seems to be really excited about the MCU flailing about aimlessly until they can integrate the X-teams and Fantastic 4. I anticipate a flood of Iron Man 2/3 level stuff, myself.

It's also cute how Bob doesn't seem to realize the zombie trend that Marvel Zombies were riding was mostly over around the time Orange Man took office. Endless Walking Dead seasons notwithstanding, people have largely moved on from the zombie fad.

Speaking of fads I'm wondering how much more life super hero blockbusters have.

Also ironic that Bob sucks off Hollywood when they are slaves to China.

 

[Positron]

Also ironic that Bob sucks off Hollywood when they are slaves to China.

This is not one bit ironic since Bobby think China is Superior Future.

We missed this one (I checked):

 

[CheezzyMach]

This is not one bit ironic since Bobby think China is Superior Future.

We missed this one (I checked):
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...He does know China is openly racist,sexist and hates wokeshit right?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

...He does know China is openly racist,sexist and hates wokeshit right?

Doubt it. I even doubt he knows someone that is 100% factually correct about any country outside the US. Remember he said "Africa is a beautiful country".

This is not one bit ironic since Bobby think China is Superior Future.

We missed this one (I checked):
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How petty can Bob be? Also, does Bob feel attacked by this drawing? Because i might think he does.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How petty can Bob be? Also, does Bob feel attacked by this drawing? Because i might think he does.

There's a book called The Millionaire Next Door. The authors set out to document exactly what secrets millionaires use to become millionaires, so they invited a few over for lunch and interviews. They were startled to learn that most millionaires were not captains of industry, but plumbers, electricians, and other blue-collar types that Bob hates. The millionaires, for their part, were wondering just what the heck "caviar" was and where the pizza and beer was. The authors would go on to discover that many stereotypical millionaires- doctors, CEOs, and the like- were living deep in debt. While they had the biggest houses, the coolest cars, and the hottest wives, they were always one paycheck away from losing it all. Meanwhile, the actual millionaires lived frugally- living in middle-class neighborhoods, driving clunkers they repaired themselves, and so on- saving up money so that many were actually richer than the doctors and CEOs!
Now, I'm not saying Bob read this book (it's beyond his mental capacity), but I think he suspects as much- that the inferior people who don't dress in the latest and greatest and don't opine on the latest Marvel movie are actually richer and more successful than him. His commentary is also hilarious, given that, as a money-saving measure, some inferior people attending college live at their parent's house and move out once they complete their degree and leverage their degree into a well-paying job.
It's ironic as hell. The people he hates live in other people's houses by choice, whereas he lives in another person's house because he has no choice.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Being a millionaire isn't at all rare or notable nowadays, it's not like this is the 40s or 50s when actual millionaires were quite uncommon. A guy who owns two gas stations in an urban area is probably a millionaire, at least on paper. There's 11 million of them in the US, out of a population of 330 million. Bob probably doesn't know any, though. He consistently treats treats the concept of "rich" as some unknowable. foreign, and sinister state of being. At the same time, he considers the working class to be thuggish, brutish subhumans. The "poor" are saints, helpless victims with no agency of their own and no hope. None of this is well-thought out or coherent. It's all emotion with Bob, never fact-based.

Bob fails to realize that being rich and being poor aren't fixed, constant states. Lots of people inherit money, or property, and fuck it all up and drop down the economic ladder. Conversely, poor people lift themselves up, buying property and saving money and opening businesses. There's always a churn. To Bob once you're rich you're always rich and therefore a kulak to be liquidated.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Bob or quarter pounder?

Sorry, I meant Quarterman.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Why is Bob so angry all the time?

At the end of the day it is because Bob is simply an Angry Idiot Brute that cannot for the life of him see how good he himself has it that at the end of the day, he has all the things that should make a man truly happy in a family that still cares about him.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

cannot for the life of him see how good he himself has it that at the end of the day

It is truly amazing how Bob manages to still be raging despite having it so good in life: he's fed, has a place to stay, his family still likes him (i will not say love him) even tho they probably know he's a horrible person, is well fed, has a lot of stuff and his work takes minimal effort. He should be fucking happy and singing praises to god or Disney for having such a good life

I think it's because he spends too much time on the internet, but i would need to see how he behaves IRL in order to corroborate my theory and see if his spergy behaviour only bleeds into real life. That or both his diet and lack of exercise has made him forget what happiness is like.

 

[Mola Ram]

It is truly amazing how Bob manages to still be raging despite having it so good in life: he's fed, has a place to stay, his family still likes him (i will not say love him) even tho they probably know he's a horrible person, is well fed, has a lot of stuff and his work takes minimal effort. He should be fucking happy and singing praises to god or Disney for having such a good life

I think it's because he spends too much time on the internet, but i would need to see how he behaves IRL in order to corroborate my theory and see if his spergy behaviour only bleeds into real life. That or both his diet and lack of exercise has made him forget what happiness is like.

But he thinks he deserves so much more. There's a thread of bitterness through most of his nasty shit that makes me think he feels like he's been cheated. Not the whole "I should be living in Star Trek now, if only Hillary had won!" thing; I mean he seems to feel unrecognized for his critical acumen and writing ability. Both of which are atrocious, of course.

 

[instythot]

How does "replacing the concept of cops" work? Law enforcement is law enforcement no matter what label you want to slap on it. I suppose he means "lol automate it" or "replace them with woke people" but still, it's an odd thing to say.

"Just replace it" seems to be Big Brain Bobby's solution to everything even if it's nonsensical.

Clearly, we the obsolete, are incapable of grasping what Robert of Insulin is suggesting here

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

But he thinks he deserves so much more

I wonder where this inmense feeling of entitlement comes from. He deserves more? For what? Spouting about movies on the internet? Because i've seen gas station workers that deserve much more praise than Bob here. Movieblob doesn't deserve any praise for doing something anyone can do. And it's because of his narrowminded idiocy that he will never be proud of it nor proud of anything.

 

[Mr Snek]

I wonder where this inmense feeling of entitlement comes from. He deserves more? For what? Spouting about movies on the internet? Because i've seen gas station workers that deserve much more praise than Bob here. Movieblob doesn't deserve any praise for doing something anyone can do. And it's because of his narrowminded idiocy that he will never be proud of it nor proud of anything.

He doesn't believe in such pathetic things as "accomplishments" or "self betterment", instead he believes that following the "right" ideology makes him deserving of his superior future. If I had to guess, I would say it came from a pampered upbringing.

 

[Mola Ram]

I wonder where this inmense feeling of entitlement comes from. He deserves more? For what? Spouting about movies on the internet? Because i've seen gas station workers that deserve much more praise than Bob here. Movieblob doesn't deserve any praise for doing something anyone can do. And it's because of his narrowminded idiocy that he will never be proud of it nor proud of anything.

Well if I'm right about him having NPD (and like I said, I have no expertise in the subject, and trying to diagnose based on how someone behaves on Twitter is fucking stupid, so grain of salt and all), that would certainly explain it.

I also suspect he was coddled and told how smart he was as a kid.

 

[Ken Rosenberg]

Bob's cop hate is ironic considering his favorite movie series revolves around non-state vigilantes capable of more destruction than entire armored divisions killing and maiming with almost no accountability whatsoever.

 

[instythot]

Bob's cop hate is ironic considering his favorite movie series revolves around non-state vigilantes capable of more destruction than entire armored divisions killing and maiming with almost no accountability whatsoever.

Shit. Maybe he's suggesting we replace police forces with the Captain Marvels and Black Panthers that totally exist

 

[Mr Snek]

Shit. Maybe he's suggesting we replace police forces with the Captain Marvels and Black Panthers that totally exist

Don't laugh, that's probably what goes on in his head. He probably believes that science can already make superhumans but evil drumpf is keeping the powers for himself, and that all we have to do is make the right people super and we'll live in utopia.

 

[instythot]

Don't laugh, that's probably what goes on in his head. He probably believes that science can already make superhumans but evil drumpf is keeping the powers for himself, and that all we have to do is make the right people super and we'll live in utopia.

Stupid Donald keeping the diabetes curing super serum that also makes Robert lose weight and become attractive to women all to himself

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

He doesn't believe in such pathetic things as "accomplishments" or "self betterment"

Well, that's enough punishment in itself for Bob. In the long run, he might (i don't know the degree of delusion he's into) realize how fucked up he is and how much despair he has left behind. Almost makes me take pity on him.

Well if I'm right about him having NPD (and like I said, I have no expertise in the subject, and trying to diagnose based on how someone behaves on Twitter is fucking stupid, so grain of salt and all), that would certainly explain it.

I also suspect he was coddled and told how smart he was as a kid.

Might have been. But as a minor personal experience, if he was truly bullied in high school that should have more or less curbed his horribly narcissistic behaviour and superiority complex. It's not much but it should tell us that he was either a bully or he didn't got shoved into lockers enough.

Bob's cop hate is ironic considering his favorite movie series revolves around non-state vigilantes capable of more destruction than entire armored divisions killing and maiming with almost no accountability whatsoever.

Oh, and don't forget they have to kill the right people. Or else you're no better than a villain who wants to destroy earth.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Might have been. But as a minor personal experience, if he was truly bullied in high school that should have more or less curbed his horribly narcissistic behaviour and superiority complex. It's not much but it should tell us that he was either a bully or he didn't got shoved into lockers enough.

That's why so many of us think he wasn't really bullied. He was more likely just the smug asshole he is today, and got turned away from others because nobody wanted his narcissism and retardation in their lives.