Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Is he thinking of the whole "Something's wrong if seagulls are flying inland" thing and got confused?

Even that doesn't make sense, as seagulls can live literally anywhere with sufficient water; it's just a name. I work in a field that is very much tied into waterways, and have literally encountered seagulls in Utah and Missouri. It's like being shocked about a german shepherd in California.
 
Bob randomly appeared in my Twitter feed. It was too good not to share.
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Can we all crowdfund right now to have Bob apply for immigration over there? Like, right now?

I just want to see his face when he realizes not even the Chinese want him.

(also hilarious how he talks about wanting to save the environment, until you get supercities, highspeed rail, etc - guess mother nature can go fuck herself then, eh Bob?)
 
Can we all crowdfund right now to have Bob apply for immigration over there? Like, right now?

I just want to see his face when he realizes not even the Chinese want him.

(also hilarious how he talks about wanting to save the environment, until you get supercities, highspeed rail, etc - guess mother nature can go fuck herself then, eh Bob?)
Are the Hong Kongese whining about jerbs, or did the massive protests against the Chinese extradition laws just pass by his beetus riddled brain?
 

Bob: "How dare you advocate a government that locks immigrants in concentration camps until they are deported, you Nazi."

Bob, literally 30 minutes later: "Hey, you know that country that has an ultra rich ruling class while it puts ethnic groups and political dissidents in actual concentration camps and executes them or works them to death? Let's do it, because technocracy!"
 
Are the Hong Kongese whining about jerbs, or did the massive protests against the Chinese extradition laws just pass by his beetus riddled brain?
The young people in Hong Kong are whining about jerbs not paying them enough for them to own a flat (HK has the highest property price of the world), and they are reluctant to go to the Mainland for opportunites -- just as "elites" like Bobby refuse to set foot (ha) in the Midwest.
 
Bob: "How dare you advocate a government that locks immigrants in concentration camps until they are deported, you Nazi."

Bob, literally 30 minutes later: "Hey, you know that country that has an ultra rich ruling class while it puts ethnic groups and political dissidents in actual concentration camps and executes them or works them to death? Let's do it, because technocracy!"
Yeah, it’s jarring how whenever someone describes on how America “works,” they’re basically just describing China.
 
Bob: "How dare you advocate a government that locks immigrants in concentration camps until they are deported, you Nazi."

Bob, literally 30 minutes later: "Hey, you know that country that has an ultra rich ruling class while it puts ethnic groups and political dissidents in actual concentration camps and executes them or works them to death? Let's do it, because technocracy!"
Does Bob know about those Chinese camps where they force Muslims to drink beer, eat pork, and shave?

It's fine because the Chinese aren't white.
 
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"Child Concentration Camps" so what do we do with the Children that illegally immigrate, either on their own, or with known Coyotes? Just give them a pat on their back and leave them on their way?


OK, lets forget the Chinese concentration camps for muslims, lets forget the fact that many Chinese people are racist and xenophobic as fuck. Lets forget the government that keeps a tight grasp on the internet. Lets forget the fact that China has been using its military power to back up North Korea. Lets focus on what Bob has said: tech and media money goes mostly into the hands of higher up government officials, and a lot of their advancements comes from straight up stealing other nations products. Young billionaires happen in many different places, and they are the outlier, the nation is mostly poor people. Railways are overcrowded and supercities are fucking horrible for the environment, for the people living inside the cities, and for the people in the surrounding area as they have to feed those cities. Oh and a space program that hasn't even reached the moon, while NASA pines about Mars. OK. Also, is Bob really arguing that jobs in China are better? The place where they have to install suicide nets on their factories to stop people from killing themselves? And China's drug of choice is heroin. You don't hear about it because the Chinese government doesn't like to talk about it.
 
What the hell is he talking about?? When did Britain ever have child concentration camps?
Yeah, like isn’t one of Britain’s latest problems that there is an abundance of immigrants coming in because of the open borders deal? Also not to mention the laws that are being twisted to exempt any Muslims or something to a lesser degree that someone that actually knows this stuff can say?
 
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"Child Concentration Camps" so what do we do with the Children that illegally immigrate, either on their own, or with known Coyotes? Just give them a pat on their back and leave them on their way?



OK, lets forget the Chinese concentration camps for muslims, lets forget the fact that many Chinese people are racist and xenophobic as fuck. Lets forget the government that keeps a tight grasp on the internet. Lets forget the fact that China has been using its military power to back up North Korea. Lets focus on what Bob has said: tech and media money goes mostly into the hands of higher up government officials, and a lot of their advancements comes from straight up stealing other nations products. Young billionaires happen in many different places, and they are the outlier, the nation is mostly poor people. Railways are overcrowded and supercities are fucking horrible for the environment, for the people living inside the cities, and for the people in the surrounding area as they have to feed those cities. Oh and a space program that hasn't even reached the moon, while NASA pines about Mars. OK. Also, is Bob really arguing that jobs in China are better? The place where they have to install suicide nets on their factories to stop people from killing themselves? And China's drug of choice is heroin. You don't hear about it because the Chinese government doesn't like to talk about it.
Bob is a NIMBY so if it's out of sight it's out of mind. He can't see past his gunt.
 
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