Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Bob randomly appeared in my Twitter feed. It was too good not to share.
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Here’s danks reply

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[Malagor the dank omen]

>You won't be laughing when you realize his plan has been to store the needed carns to attain his final form.
Golden fucking reply. Will Bob become Stay puft and oblieterate humanity with his inane ramblings about society and culture?
Also, if he thinks China is so great why doesn't he go live there? After all, imagine the beauty of crowded public transports, megacities steeped in smog and pollution, corruption and overall shitty society.

 

[Mola Ram]

>You won't be laughing when you realize his plan has been to store the needed carns to attain his final form.
Golden fucking reply. Will Bob become Stay puft and oblieterate humanity with his inane ramblings about society and culture?
Also, if he thinks China is so great why doesn't he go live there? After all, imagine the beauty of crowded public transports, megacities steeped in smog and pollution, corruption and overall shitty society.

Bob loves to bitch about "the superstitious" but apparently forgot that one reason his precious Lady Ghostbusters flopped is because the Chinese refused to screen it since comedies about ghosts offend the ancestors.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Bob loves to bitch about "the superstitious" but apparently forgot that one reason his precious Lady Ghostbusters flopped is because the Chinese refused to screen it since comedies about ghosts offend the ancestors.

I dream of a world where movies can be successful without the Chinese bringing in most of the money. Then SJWs will hopefully (course that's a pipe dream) quit bitching about representation because studios will be able to (course we'll have shit to sift through too.)

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob loves to bitch about "the superstitious" but apparently forgot that one reason his precious Lady Ghostbusters flopped is because the Chinese refused to screen it since comedies about ghosts offend the ancestors.

I wonder if he knows this. And if he doesn't know, will it shatter his image of the chinese as "superior beings" and dub them as superstitious and backwards racist misogynists that cannot fathom the greatness of Hollywood films?

Also, let's not forget that in China movie posters try to hide away black actors.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I wonder if he knows this. And if he doesn't know, will it shatter his image of the chinese as "superior beings" and dub them as superstitious and backwards racist misogynists that cannot fathom the greatness of Hollywood films?

Also, let's not forget that in China movie posters try to hide away black actors.

Someone show Bob this Chinese detergent commercial

 

[Jack Awful]

A "YouTube movie reviewer" contributes nothing of value to the survival of society, unlike "dying industries" like truckers, factory workers, or farmers.

The only reason Bob can live off YouTube is because of capitalism. If his communist uprising happened tomorrow, he'd be forced to work in the fields, or killed.

 

[Mola Ram]

A "YouTube movie reviewer" contributes nothing of value to the survival of society, unlike "dying industries" like truckers, factory workers, or farmers.

The only reason Bob can live off YouTube is because of capitalism. If his communist uprising happened tomorrow, he'd be forced to work in the fields, or killed.

Give the commies credit for something: Bob would be vastly more useful as fertilizer in that field.

 

[Rei is shit]

Must be out of Mt.Dew in the mario shrine basement apartment, because he is sperging a bit


Reminder that he is not only a bird expert, but a gun expert as well


The Dankula fuckup was just him trying to save the scotish


China good somehow


Those workers who got their heads busted open by pinkertons because they wanted an 8hr workday? They were actually the real bullies all along.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Being a millionaire isn't at all rare or notable nowadays, it's not like this is the 40s or 50s when actual millionaires were quite uncommon. A guy who owns two gas stations in an urban area is probably a millionaire, at least on paper. There's 11 million of them in the US, out of a population of 330 million. Bob probably doesn't know any, though. He consistently treats treats the concept of "rich" as some unknowable. foreign, and sinister state of being. At the same time, he considers the working class to be thuggish, brutish subhumans. The "poor" are saints, helpless victims with no agency of their own and no hope. None of this is well-thought out or coherent. It's all emotion with Bob, never fact-based.

Bob fails to realize that being rich and being poor aren't fixed, constant states. Lots of people inherit money, or property, and fuck it all up and drop down the economic ladder. Conversely, poor people lift themselves up, buying property and saving money and opening businesses. There's always a churn. To Bob once you're rich you're always rich and therefore a kulak to be liquidated.

I remember hearing years ago that you needed more than $1 million to live a "millionaire lifestyle". If you buy a house in any major city you're likely already a millionaire on paper.

Is he thinking of the whole "Something's wrong if seagulls are flying inland" thing and got confused?

I thought the reason seagulls (and pigeons) are making their way in land in because buildings are basically man made cliffs.

(also hilarious how he talks about wanting to save the environment, until you get supercities, highspeed rail, etc - guess mother nature can go fuck herself then, eh Bob?)

Why would you need high speed rail if everyone is living in 1 or 2 super cities?

Found this on one of the replies to Count’s reply.

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Bob would be for the totalitarian regime, not against it.

He’d probably take offense that it’s a THQ game since they committed literal murder after that AMA

Bob should join ResetEra. They are so desperate that they'd give him a verified badge, but still wouldn't let him in the secret discord.

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Must be out of Mt.Dew in the mario shrine basement apartment, because he is sperging a bit

Bob was anti-Trump before Trump was running for office? I didn't know Bob had a time machine.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

A "YouTube movie reviewer" contributes nothing of value to the survival of society, unlike "dying industries" like truckers, factory workers, or farmers.

The only reason Bob can live off YouTube is because of capitalism. If his communist uprising happened tomorrow, he'd be forced to work in the fields, or killed.

Problem is that most of these inmense idiots think that after the revolution hits they will be rewarded for their efforts by being made party members, spouting their stupid ideas to the masses and living off their deranged ideology. One would wish they would put by the process Bezhmenov narrated to us: When the new regime comes they will see it's not like they wanted and they will revolt. They will be the first ones to be executed.

Must be out of Mt.Dew in the mario shrine basement apartment, because he is sperging a bit
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Reminder that he is not only a bird expert, but a gun expert as well
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The Dankula fuckup was just him trying to save the scotish
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China good somehow
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Those workers who got their heads busted open by pinkertons because they wanted an 8hr workday? They were actually the real bullies all along.
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>Told a joke 7 years ago
Gee, it's not like Bob has been talking for years upon years about genociding people he considered inferior. You get that reputation for something, massive idiot. Also, i wonder if you spoke about calibers to Bob he would say "Calibers? But bullets are bullets! They are all the same". I hope a /k/ommando never stumbles upon him.

 

[verissimus]

Someone show Bob this Chinese detergent commercial

...wow China. Just wow. Guess the Fake Outrage Brigade doesn't have jurisdiction on China.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's worth a trip to Twitter to check out that thread (re his "Let's try it!" on Chinese communism). He's getting crucified in a way he hasn't in a while.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It's worth a trip to Twitter to check out that thread (re his "Let's try it!" on Chinese communism). He's getting crucified in a way he hasn't in a while.

He's now attempting to backpedal with his usual go to defense.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

He's now attempting to backpedal with his usual go to defense.
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Bob, his scathing rejoinder complete, eased back from his monitor and let a smug chuckle escape his lips as he pressed send. "Philistine," he barked before taking a sip of his Pwebst. His dull bovine-esque eyes rolled back in his caveman-skull letting the subtle notes of the mountain dew and Pabst mixture cascade over his senses.

Truly the Superior Man.

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

What the hell is he talking about?? When did Britain ever have child concentration camps?

They did that during the Boer War where they put the families of the boer combatants in camps but Bob doesn't strike me as the kind of person who'd be referring to that.

 

[Flexo]

He's now attempting to backpedal with his usual go to defense.
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What's the only thing more pathetic than Bob? His white knights.


EDIT
This made me laugh, but probably not in the way he intended.

 

[The tired cat]

Why does this fat bastard even have white knights?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

He's now attempting to backpedal with his usual go to defense.
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>Jokes on you, i just said that China is better than us but not really. I'm a man of great intelligence.
Also, i doubt Bob is capable of making a joke. Nobody would be able to discern it from anything he adheres to.

Why does this fat bastard even have white knights?

I would say because they kinda identify with him in some sort of way. There are far better movie critics and his sperg rants already put off people before they even know him. The only reasonable answer is some sort of empathy with the blob. But on what, it beats me. After all, Bob is unique thanks to his lack of empathy.

 

[RedAntz]

When the fuck does Bob sleep?
He has been tweeting every hour for every single night hour in the United States. He does this regularly. Is there no natural light in his basement apartment?