Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

So about Bob's new twitter handle...
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This here? This is how you protest when people who live apart from you and have political power over you are not only marginalizing your concerns but mocking you for them. I really want some enterprising country folk to actually do this. It'd be even better if they were released in Bob's neighborhood, although sadly that's very unlikely.

If nothing else, I'll settle for this picking up steam in right wing online circles until the liberal press starts reporting it. The immediate 180 from "LOL stupid rednecks complaining about feral hogs" to "Somebody do something, this is promoting domestic terrorism!" will be delicious.

If feral hogs were released into Bob's cozy Boston suburb, chances are he'd be a collateral victim in the resulting cull, like the black guy at the end of Night of the Living Dead. Just a case of mistaken identity, folks!

 

[XtrmGamr719]

So about Bob's new twitter handle...
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This here? This is how you protest when people who live apart from you and have political power over you are not only marginalizing your concerns but mocking you for them. I really want some enterprising country folk to actually do this. It'd be even better if they were released in Bob's neighborhood, although sadly that's very unlikely.

If nothing else, I'll settle for this picking up steam in right wing online circles until the liberal press starts reporting it. The immediate 180 from "LOL stupid rednecks complaining about feral hogs" to "Somebody do something, this is promoting domestic terrorism!" will be delicious.

I would be 100% for releasing feral hogs into cities, I mean some of them already have infestations so why not bring in another one that we have to deal with, eh?

 

[Rei is shit]

wtf I hate ICE now!


Kill all obsoletes


His retarded idea for what sounds like nintendo scott pilgrim.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Basically a new character has been added to the IDW Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic and given that it is a fifth turtle who is also female Bob gets existed about it. Bob is also happy because nobody is screeching about forced diversity and fawns some more over the 80's and the early 90's(the later being a decade he ironically claims to hate).

Interesting side note, Bob omitted the information that Peter Laird(co creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) hates the idea of a female ninja turtle and no, when we are talking about a super nerd like Bob Chipman I do not expect him not to be aware of something like that.

Bob strikes me as the kind of person that claims to like something (TMNT comics in this case) but doesn't actually buy or read them. Like most SJWs, he'll fawn over this character, maybe buy an issue or 2 to post on Twitter, and then it will be completely forgotten.

6 months from now when the the character is killed off/the comic is cancelled, he'll blame dudebros and not himself for failing to support the woke thing he claims to want.

 

[The tired cat]

wtf I hate ICE now!
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Kill all obsoletes
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American born, eh? Citation needed fat boy and it better be a good one. Yeah Bobo, those mean farmeds deserve to suffer all because they didnt vote for a certain harpy cunt 'cause she said how they dont matter, no please going with your BS.

 

[DK 699]

So about Bob's new twitter handle...
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This here? This is how you protest when people who live apart from you and have political power over you are not only marginalizing your concerns but mocking you for them. I really want some enterprising country folk to actually do this. It'd be even better if they were released in Bob's neighborhood, although sadly that's very unlikely.

If nothing else, I'll settle for this picking up steam in right wing online circles until the liberal press starts reporting it. The immediate 180 from "LOL stupid rednecks complaining about feral hogs" to "Somebody do something, this is promoting domestic terrorism!" will be delicious.

If feral hogs were released into the streets of Bob's hometown then everyone would just assume that it's a Chipman family reunion.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

wtf I hate ICE now!
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Kill all obsoletes
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His exceptional idea for what sounds like nintendo scott pilgrim.
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You mean their anchor babies? I would love to see the numbers on that. How many anchor babies vs smuggled in with mom and dad who are also here ILLEGALY.

I support birthright citizenship when the parents are here legally. I don’t support it if the parents catch a flight over here to give their baby US citizenship or if the mom and dad came here illegally.

I’m very happy to see Blob is so angry that he wishes economic ruin on his fellow citizens over how they voted. It’s perfectly normal and sane to hope your political adversaries die in a ditch along with their families and children and are ruined because their candidate are RIGHTFULLY detaining and deporting ILLEGAL ALIENS. Blob cares more about economic migrants than people who are supporting his ability to sit on his fat ass and make shit awful YouTube videos for his insulin money. I say that because those farmers pay way more in taxes than Blobb.

 

[instythot]

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Of course he has to use Marvel as an example

Good Lord, this one is just a mess. The whole world knows who Superman and maybe Batman is through ~80 years of the two being such cultural touchstones that Clark Kent and maybe Bruce Wayne are shorthand for "secret identity" Captain America does not have this universal recognition.

Also, our trans friends and relatives, if they exist (and they probably don't because it's a really rare thing) are not embedded into the cultural context to such a degree and for such a long time that strangers could drop either of their names to us and we'd be both unsurprised and know what they're getting at

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I say that because those farmers pay way more in taxes than Blobb.

Plus, they perform a vital function to society (i.e. produce the food that Bob gorges himself on) whereas Bob is completely useless.

 

[Mola Ram]

Good Lord, this one is just a mess. The whole world knows who Superman and maybe Batman is through ~80 years of the two being such cultural touchstones that Clark Kent and maybe Bruce Wayne are shorthand for "secret identity" Captain America does not have this universal recognition.

Also, our trans friends and relatives, if they exist (and they probably don't because it's a really rare thing) are not embedded into the cultural context to such a degree and for such a long time that strangers could drop either of their names to us and we'd be both unsurprised and know what they're getting at

True, but it's an interesting tweet in that it further confirms my suspicion Bob is a tranny chaser.

 

[instythot]

True, but it's an interesting tweet in that it further confirms my suspicion Bob is a tranny chaser.

More reason for Bob v Sargon.

We need to settle which fat tranny chasing shithead on YouTube has the dumbest takes on politics they don't understand

 

[The Nothingness]

Good Lord, this one is just a mess. The whole world knows who Superman and maybe Batman is through ~80 years of the two being such cultural touchstones that Clark Kent and maybe Bruce Wayne are shorthand for "secret identity" Captain America does not have this universal recognition.

He seems to think Marvel will be etched into pop culture for decades thanks to the MCU, which may be true, while DC will fade into obscurity.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

When Bob tells people to call troons by their troon names.

 

[instythot]

He seems to think Marvel will be etched into pop culture for decades thanks to the MCU, which may be true, while DC will fade into obscurity.

He's so wrong on that.

It's not even a marvel/dc thing. It's a "old lady from another country who has never read a comic book can probably grasp a superman reference" thing. The MCU won't be there for at least another 30 years if at all. Does anyone give a shit about most movies made between the mid 90s and now after they've been out more than 6 months? This capeshit isn't going to be on great film lists in 10 years

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He's so wrong on that.

It's not even a marvel/dc thing. It's a "old lady from another country who has never read a comic book can probably grasp a superman reference" thing. The MCU won't be there for at least another 30 years if at all. Does anyone give a shit about most movies made between the mid 90s and now after they've been out more than 6 months? This capeshit isn't going to be on great film lists in 10 years

I think geek cinema (Star Wars, MCU, etc.) will experience a large backlash beginning next year since the 2020s kick off.

 

[Flexo]

He's so wrong on that.

It's not even a marvel/dc thing. It's a "old lady from another country who has never read a comic book can probably grasp a superman reference" thing. The MCU won't be there for at least another 30 years if at all. Does anyone give a shit about most movies made between the mid 90s and now after they've been out more than 6 months? This capeshit isn't going to be on great film lists in 10 years

Tony stark & iron man might because the first film is solid and will be remembered as the launch of an incredibly ambitious project that actually paid off.

Though don't forget Hulk had a majorly popular TV show back when that actually meant something so a lot of people are semi familiar with it.

 

[Red Hood]

I think geek cinema (Star Wars, MCU, etc.) will experience a large backlash beginning next year since the 2020s kick off.

Since it's such a pillar of the major studios, once it declines...I'm way too optimistic, but that could spell the end for Hollywood. At least as we know it.

 

[instythot]

Since it's such a pillar of the major studios, once it declines...I'm way too optimistic, but that could spell the end for Hollywood. At least as we know it.

Nah. They can still dump comedies about women being blameless for all their relationship troubles into theatres and make way more than they spent on them

Remember that people scoffed at the idea of big screen fantasy for years before lord of the rings, and capeshit for years before Michael keaton's Batman. The public will move on to another trend and Hollywood will embrace it

 

[Red Hood]

Nah. They can still dump comedies about women being blameless for all their relationship troubles into theatres and make way more than they spent on them

Remember that people scoffed at the idea of big screen fantasy for years before lord of the rings, and capeshit for years before Michael keaton's Batman. The public will move on to another trend and Hollywood will embrace it

You're most likely right. Nothing short of some good old trustbusting or a catastrophic natural disaster would take down the Hollywood beast.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

You're most likely right. Nothing short of some good old trustbusting or a catastrophic natural disaster would take down the Hollywood beast.

Or a catastrophic new super-STD.