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I've read the premise and it looks like TV Tropes - The Movie.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Scott Pilgrim is a fun movie as much as The Expendables is if you're not being exceptional about it, but this is Bob 'Console Wars were my Vietnam' Chipman, so of course he is.
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Someone is in a bad mood.
He's just joking of course.
He's just joking of course.
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Who wants to inform Bob that the majority of Americans didn't even vote?
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I will never tire of seeing this hyperegotistical moron with a superiority complex pretend that majority and plurality mean the same thing.
Best case scenario for 2020, regarding Bob: Trump wins the popular vote, loses the EC, but thanks to those dumbass compacts that have pledged to give their electoral votes to the winner of the popular vote, he's reelected anyway. I don't actually want to see this happen, because I'm on the Trump train and those compacts are manifestly unconstitutional and will be struck down thus keeping him out of office, but watching Bob give himself whiplash from the 180 to defend the Electoral College would be mouthwatering.
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To amend a line from one of Bob's favorite movies:
"Why should ordinary people get a say in the world's fate?"
"Because we live there!"
Also love how he mocks religion... then wants to just put a priestly class in charge anyway. You know this time they'll be telling the truth because of DATA, which only they are qualified to interpret, not silly entrails, which only certain people were qualified to interpret.
Same gods, new names.
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Hillary lost because she’s an idiot along with her campaign staff. She didn’t run a good campaign, she flat out said she wouldn’t do anything about healthcare and we should just accept what we have or make incremental changes. She didn’t campaign in states she thought were a lock and chose to campaign in purple states to flip them. It was a terribly run campaign and not the electoral college’s fault.
Wow, that’s some unhinged ranting right there. Does Blob think he’s a-list or even b-list, I’d laugh my ass off at that.
Hillary lost because she’s an idiot along with her campaign staff. She didn’t run a good campaign, she flat out said she wouldn’t do anything about healthcare and we should just accept what we have or make incremental changes. She didn’t campaign in states she thought were a lock and chose to campaign in purple states to flip them. It was a terribly run campaign and not the electoral college’s fault.
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All you need to know about how incompetent Hillary's campaign was: it took them months to come up with a slogan, and they very nearly went with ... "It's Her Turn."
Also, considering in her arrogance aand incompetence she took her victory as a given and campaigned heavily in deep blue areas like New York and southern California just so she could run up the scoreboard and claim the biggest popular vote in history, one could convincingly argue that, contra Bob's endless mewlings, the Electoral College performed precisely as designed, and prevented a regional presidency.
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Hillary’s campaign will go down as one of the most embarrassing moments in political history. She had all that experience and then loses to a reality tv star who was a business tycoon who was exposed to admitting he’s like fucking girls. Her arrogance and ego in demonizing her opponents’ supporters, not going to battleground states like Wisconsin and Ohio, and her corrupt scandals was her downfall. Hell, I heard she had a massive temper tantrum like Bob did on election night.
Of course, the Democrats haven’t learn shit from 2016 and will make the same mistakes with Biden, who’s only getting the nomination and has advantage over the other nominees because his Obama nostalgia will trick idiots like Bob believing it’ll all go away. Of course, everyone knows what a piece of shit Biden is like Obama and Hillary, but he’s sadly the least clownish of the Democrats.
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Tulsi Gabbard says hi.
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I forgot about her, who slaughtered Kamila hard last night.
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It's nice that Bob was finally right when he called someone a racist... just a shame he picked that reason about a man who was born just after slavery ended, when nearly every American was an actual racist
See, my wish is for Bob to debate Sargon. But we'd need a good moderator who hates both of them to keep things moving; Sargon is a notoriously awful debater and we can all guess what Bob is like when confronted with disagreement in person.
Then we could finally settle the question of which fat shithead on youtube has the stupidest take on politics they don't understand
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But the most important part is who will lose his shit first. Both are extremely good candidates for going on a rampage if things go down too fast, but i vote on Bob because whenever he gets a little bit of traction he always ends up sperging out about whatever he's talking. That's Bob's main weakness on a debate because Soygon at least can restrain himself to a certain degree. Once Bob gets a bit of traction he would slip like a retard on ice and go on a rampage and that will lead ultimately to him probably pussying out.
You could give Bob a handycap like he always gets to talk first or even give him a posse, but he would ultimately pussy out or outright not go because "Why should i, the great Bob of Diabetes, step down to the same level of these inferior subhumans?"
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I don't gonna bother to even watch for than five minutes of this shit. How shit is this take?
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Is ... is he turning into a pear?
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TIL that Bob thinks he's smarter than Tip O'Neill -- the guy who once famously said 'all politics is local'.
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Tfw obsolete whites try to steal your future with space waifus
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Basically a new character has been added to the IDW Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic and given that it is a fifth turtle who is also female Bob gets existed about it. Bob is also happy because nobody is screeching about forced diversity and fawns some more over the 80's and the early 90's(the later being a decade he ironically claims to hate).
Interesting side note, Bob omitted the information that Peter Laird(co creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) hates the idea of a female ninja turtle and no, when we are talking about a super nerd like Bob Chipman I do not expect him not to be aware of something like that.
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That's precisely the reason she won't win. The powers that be in the Democratic party don't like Gabbard at all, so she's barely getting any publicity. I mean, the powers that be in the Republican party didn't like Trump at all in 2016, but they seem to run a much looser ship in the RNC than in the DNC. Also, most of the media isn't in collusion with the RNC.
Also also, she's actually pro freedom of speech, so the antifa nutjobs don't like her either. And of course Bob the Blob hates her, but he's in a category all by himself.
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