Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Useless Idiot]

Bernie is a conservative
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How is the superior future different from a distopia?
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Creepy uncle bob
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LMAO at the idea that your opinions on guns and abortion are somehow the be-all-and-end-all of whether someone is conservative. Hard left on every issue other than guns and abortion? You're a secret right-winger!

Mao was a big fan of armed revolution and Nicolae Ceausescu banned abortion so they're both apparently right-wingers. There's a long history of various leftist and socialist groups supporting guns in the hands of the proletariat. This includes everyone from Orwell to basically every Maoist revolutionary organization.

Of course, it isn't even true since Sanders has supported both Planned Parenthood and gun control in recent years. I guess stuff he said in 1983 is more important when considering his current political positions than stuff he said last week

And isn't chicks supposedly a dehumanizing term for women? Shame on Bob!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

So I just started looking at this guy after another resident fat fuck (IE boogie) started producing a lot less tard cum.

How does he survive? His youtube has been going since 2006, and gets a hilarious 2k views per day according to socialblade.
Also at what point did he decide that he was some kind of intellectual leftwing elite that knows whats best for everyone?

We're pretty sure he lives rent free in his brother's basement. He also makes like four grand a month on patreon, which for a competent person would be enough to live alone on. Trust fund brats and crowdfunding are such a cancerous combo. Not only do they have the shittiest taste, they're perfectly willing to throw thousands of dollars at someone out of pure spite.

As for your second question, the answer is during Gamergate. Bob didn't even have the dignity to go insane over politics due to Trump. He went insane over politics due to Mario and a danger haired grifter who will never touch him. How fitting.

 

[Useless Idiot]

We're pretty sure he lives rent free in his brother's basement. He also makes like four grand a month on patreon, which for a competent person would be enough to live alone on. Trust fund brats and crowdfunding are such a cancerous combo. Not only do they have the shittiest taste, they're perfectly willing to throw thousands of dollars at someone out of pure spite.

As for your second question, the answer is during Gamergate. Bob didn't even have the dignity to go insane over politics due to Trump. He went insane over politics due to Mario and a danger haired grifter who will never touch him. How fitting.

Yeah, Bob shouldn't have financial problems given he's a single man with no dependents making about 40 grand a year and probably living rent free. What's wild though is how his fanboys act like he's some sort of wildly successful youtuber and how Bob acts as if 40K a year,doing shitty youtube videos at age 38 makes him a member of the Progressive Ubermensch.

A lot of the people Bob claims are "obsolete" are probably making more money than Bob, they just worry about money problems because, you know, they actually have families to take care of. Some guy in flyover country making 55 K a year and worrying about his financial situation because he wants to send 3 kids to college is more obsolete than an obese manchild making 15K less while living in a basement and shirking any and all adult responsibilities according to Bob's bizarre conception of the universe.

 

[DK 699]

A ridicules video that nobody in their right mind could take seriously that is no longer on youtube and might have been taken down by butthurt Bob.

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>The last thirty seconds or so was the video creator being sincere
Cringe.

Bob's politics are really just Bobism.

This. Awhile ago (I don't know if you saw this) we were talking about using the label 'fascist' to describe Bob and I said that the only label Bob is worthy of is 'Retarded'.

So had we voted Hillary Rodham into office she would turn conservative during her second term?

Um... no, sweetie. HRC (PBUH) was born underneath a double rainbow, was able to speak when she was only two months old, and never has to use the toilet. Our kween would never turn into an alt-righter.

A lot of the people Bob claims are "obsolete" are probably making more money than Bob, they just worry about money problems because, you know, they actually have families to take care of. Some guy in flyover country making 55 K a year and worrying about his financial situation because he wants to send 3 kids to college is more obsolete than an obese manchild making 15K less while living in a basement and shirking any and all adult responsibilities according to Bob's bizarre conception of the universe.

Yeah, but that guy is probably a Drumpfkkkt supporting dude that probably plays COD games.

 

[Jeb-sama]

We're pretty sure he lives rent free in his brother's basement. He also makes like four grand a month on patreon, which for a competent person would be enough to live alone on. Trust fund brats and crowdfunding are such a cancerous combo. Not only do they have the shittiest taste, they're perfectly willing to throw thousands of dollars at someone out of pure spite.

As for your second question, the answer is during Gamergate. Bob didn't even have the dignity to go insane over politics due to Trump. He went insane over politics due to Mario and a danger haired grifter who will never touch him. How fitting.

I wonder how he maintains his ultra superiority complex while living in a basement? the mental gymnastics must be next level as fuck.

 

[instythot]

I wonder how he maintains his ultra superiority complex while living in a basement? the mental gymnastics must be next level as fuck.

If science could harness either Bob's ego or stupidity as energy, we really could build his superior future

 

[DK 699]

I wonder how he maintains his ultra superiority complex while living in a basement? the mental gymnastics must be next level as fuck.

Its an underground apartment, you INSECT!

 

[CervixHammer]

Spoiler: also natural selection

 

[Jeb-sama]

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Spoiler: also natural selection

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You know what else is natural selection?

Useless fat fucks not passing on their genes

 

[instythot]

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Spoiler: also natural selection

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where exactly does a man who can't figure out how to operate the public garbage collection service to get rid of the evidence of how he gave himself diabetes get off getting all smug about other people's hard times being "natural selection"?

 

[cflame]

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Spoiler: also natural selection

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Man, Bob really needs to stop making tweets like this if he wants people to believe that he's not serious about the eugenics tweets.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Man, Bob really needs to stop making tweets like this if he wants people to believe that he's not serious about the eugenics tweets.

"News flash, Friendo, it's not eugenics if nature finishes the job. Watch a movie." is probably the response you'd get.

Bob's ideology is funny in that it needs an "untermensch" to function.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

where exactly does a man who can't figure out how to operate the public garbage collection service to get rid of the evidence of how he gave himself diabetes get off getting all smug about other people's hard times being "natural selection"?

Who keeps 100 soda cans lying around? I'm the laziest person on the planet and even I figured out how to crush cans and put them in a special recycle bin. Leaving cans of sugar water around is how you get freakin ANTS, Bob.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Who keeps 100 soda cans lying around? I'm the laziest person on the planet and even I figured out how to crush cans and put them in a special recycle bin. Leaving cans of sugar water around is how you get freakin ANTS, Bob.

He had them stacked up and on display like a frat boy with beer cans

 

[CervixHammer]

a quick search for "fruit flies" didn't find these in the thousands of pages of blobography, so enjoy an earlier can avalanche at Casa basement del Chipman.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Does he use the cans as Jake Alley insulation or just to block vitamin D from his beluga pallor?

 

[Emperor Julian]

Conservative estimation Bob's drinking 3-4 cans of soda a day. If he's not going sugar free his beetus is gonna be a real problem real soon.if he is then his body is going to be I terrible condition anyway.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Why even save those? At least put them out with the trash if you won't recycle them.

 

[instythot]

Why even save those? At least put them out with the trash if you won't recycle them.

Bob's nerd obsession with preserving the original packaging seems to extend to what he eats. Strangely, he seems to realize he shouldn't be showing off his collection of hundreds of Hungry Man trays and boxes that are probably under the kitchen table

 

[Judge Dredd]

The two of them have had a well known feud going back years now. It is honestly kind of shocking to see Bob not completely belittle Razorfist given just how much the two of them don't like one another.

He did belittle Razorfist a lot if you count all the game anti-thinker appearences as a jab at Razorfist, but I think Bob stopped doing it because he always loses, and Razorfist doesn't give him the attention he craves any more.

Razor does seem to have fun with what he’s doing as opposed to Bob’s slog of spiteful autism. While I don’t usually watch Razor’s stuff he does have the honor of actually changing me and that was with his series on Michael Jackson. The only change I had with Bob’s material is when I first watched his Big Picture, I think it was, on the “pink aisle”. That was the first time I became cognizant of Bob being a moron. It declined from there and here I am today.

Ironically, Bob did help change my mind on boob games. It was his review of Black Swan where he argued that seeing a film just for a hot sex scene is no different than seeing it for a cool fight scene or great special effects.

I say ironically because Bob would then turn on games he didn't approve of. Call of Duty, Dead or Alive Xtreme Vollyball, and Mario Plus Rabbids.

So is anybody else disappointed that The Hunt isn't being released because Bob was apparently Jonesing for it but it appears to portray Trump Country Republicans in a sympathetic if not positive light? I don't think he knew what he was in for and we've been dicked out of a freak out on his part.

I'm not. It's fun to watch pro-censorship and censorship apologists tie themselves in knots when something they want to see gets cancelled or banned.

You know I’ve been wondering about something, what’s Bob’s stance on RedLetterMedia?

It's not just Red Letter Media. He criticizes Cinema Sins as well. Basically any popular film critic that doesn't like woke shit gets sneering contempt from Bob.

QFT. Using Bob's rhetoric and methods as a club against the left in general is unfair to the point of dishonesty. Bob has latched on to the left because he perceives them as being intellectually superior, and so gets to stroke his ego by finding common cause with them via babbling jibber-jabbering tweets he thinks sound super smart.

They also have the right "targets". Obsolete blue collar dudebros that play Call of Duty.

Spoiler: Moviebob: The video game

This is going to sound just as cringy as anything Bob Chipman has ever said. But just to spite him I wish somebody with more computer knowledge then me would make a first person shooter called ''Save Trump's America'' were you play as obscure 90's comic character Bloodstrike shooting angry clones of Bob Chipman while spouting quotes from Adam Sandler and Michael Bay movies. Other objectives would be saving Republican voters and finding easter eggs like death nintendo characters all while soundtracks from My little Pony plays in the background.

To bad it is a platformer and not a first person shooter.

I don't think simply making a game that is everything Bob hates would work as satire or as something to enrage Bob. Outrage mods like pol.wad, Trump Quest, and moonman doom already exist and they don't bother him, and nothing we could make could anger him more than Halo, Call of Duty, and Yoshi's Island already do.

I considered making a Half-Life mod featuring Moviebob, along with other gaming lolcows like Jim Sterling. The mod would have you play as a game journalist who is part of the #resistance. Every level would have doing all the dangerous work while your allies sit at base signal boosting on Twitter. One level was going to have you rescuing "political prisoners" from a sex offenders wing of a prison. I scrapped the idea because it would be a lot of work and serve no purpose other than to give those people some degree of attention.

But if I were to make an anti-Bob game, it would be something like that. You'd either play as Bob or one of his minions. The game would make fun of his extreme opinions, with the references being things like Bob's HQ being a house boat or an old ladies basement. Levels would be things like fighting in a wheat farm on the moon, assassinating Razorfist, or defending Bob's childhood home from dudebros and Master Chiefs.

If Bob had to be the bad guy, I'd go in a Wolfenstein: New Order or Half-Life 2 direction. The Superiour Future has been realized, and you play as a working class guy who is sentenced to death for not saying your 20 daily prayers to Miyamoto or something. The rest of the game would be you fighting through the dystopian hellscape to kill Moviebob. Again, moon wheat farms, cinemas that only show The Wizard and Marvel movies, etc.

It would be a long shot, but I think people like Sargon of Akkad, Razorfist, or Chris Ray Gun would be willing to lend their voices to the project for a small fee.