Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Amazon shilling and taking shots at H.P. Lovecraft.
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Sperging out over The Boys and Rorschach.
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So he's basically complaining that the villains of The Boys don't embody the villains of his own masturbatory geopolitical revenge fantasies, and the satire is outdated because of that. Does he even consider that the way that it lampoons our cultures current obsession with superheroes is quite prescient, or does it make him uneasy considering that he's part of that culture?
 
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>>Defends Amazon.
>>Bashes show that’s on Amazon.

Also, here’s Bob’s hot take on blaming video games that was posted some time ago.
 
I dunno, Bob would really be setting himself up for people to ask him why he hates people from Hong Kong and to get an epic ass reaming by a bunch of twitter lefties if he does that. It's right on the line of something he might or might not be stupid enough to do. I do think it'd be great if he went for it, because even some members of his truly exceptional audience might wake up if he starts running defense for the Chinese government brutalizing a bunch of Asians for wanting rights.

Didn't Bob literally say that America should be more like China less than a month ago and then claim American immigration detention facilities are effectively no different than Chinese anti-Uighur concentration camps?


He's already basically advocated Chinese style authoritarianism on the grounds that a bunch of well-connected teenagers with corrupt parents got rich and therefore China owns. He did this right when the Hong Kong protests were entering the news. "Let's try it" isn't exactly subtle in its advocacy of Chinese state capitalist autocracy.
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Bob's "Lovecraft was a weak man" tweet reads like tough guy copypasta. This dude really yearns to live under the corporate boot in some kind of cyberpunk dystopia.
 
Continuing to care about shit he just read on wikipedia
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Compare this to what he said about banks and the recession not even 24hrs ago
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I know that upside down smiley face is meant to show he's joking. Maybe it's all the KickVic stuff I've been reading but it reminds me of Ron Toye spamming smiley faces when he's stressed. It makes me think Bob is mad and doesn't have a good answer so resorts to being snide.

If you look at the graphs posted you can see why. The wasteland mayonnaise obsolescent ghoul territory, for the most part, isn't depopulating. There are actually a couple of superior future progressive states losing pop.
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If you look at the graphs posted you can see why. The wasteland mayonnaise obsolescent ghoul territory, for the most part, isn't depopulating. There are actually a couple of superior future progressive states losing pop.
The population decline in places like New York is because the citizens of the Superior States are fleeing to the mayonnaise-ghoul occupied wastelands, and bringing their voting patterns with them. Stacey Adams narrowly lost her last election; a few more years of immigration, and she (or someone crazier) might be elected.
If Bob knew this, he might think twice before deriding rural states.
But I doubt it.
 
Didn't Bob literally say that America should be more like China less than a month ago and then claim American immigration detention facilities are effectively no different than Chinese anti-Uighur concentration camps?


He's already basically advocated Chinese style authoritarianism on the grounds that a bunch of well-connected teenagers with corrupt parents got rich and therefore China owns. He did this right when the Hong Kong protests were entering the news. "Let's try it" isn't exactly subtle in its advocacy of Chinese state capitalist autocracy.
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Well of course Bob loves how the PRC runs things, that was never in doubt. But he's usually pretty careful about who he openly pours his callousness, spite, and contempt onto. Remember, tactics-targets. The Hong Kong protesters are PoC, therefore outranking Bob on the oppression stack, and are protesters against a tyrannical government. Bob may love the tactics of the PRC, but he also can probably recognize that Hong Kong protesters aren't on the list of acceptable targets for most of the leftists he still wants to be accepted by (as opposed to the "trash left" he bashes for not being racist enough).

As dumb as Bob is, he seems somewhat smarter than his fans and does seem to have some awareness of how to make himself appeal to them.

Although if he really did compare the camps in China to the detention centers in America, that tweet should definitely be pared up with this one and shared. The eugenics tweet is getting worn out, "Bob knowingly praises and supports governments that run concentration camps" seems like a good replacement. It also shows that his hatred of Trump is really about nothing but his hatred of working class whites, since he clearly isn't opposed to racial profiling or detainment.
 
Well of course Bob loves how the PRC runs things, that was never in doubt. But he's usually pretty careful about who he openly pours his callousness, spite, and contempt onto. Remember, tactics-targets. The Hong Kong protesters are PoC, therefore outranking Bob on the oppression stack, and are protesters against a tyrannical government. Bob may love the tactics of the PRC, but he also can probably recognize that Hong Kong protesters aren't on the list of acceptable targets for most of the leftists he still wants to be accepted by (as opposed to the "trash left" he bashes for not being racist enough).

As dumb as Bob is, he seems somewhat smarter than his fans and does seem to have some awareness of how to make himself appeal to them.

Although if he really did compare the camps in China to the detention centers in America, that tweet should definitely be pared up with this one and shared. The eugenics tweet is getting worn out, "Bob knowingly praises and supports governments that run concentration camps" seems like a good replacement. It also shows that his hatred of Trump is really about nothing but his hatred of working class whites, since he clearly isn't opposed to racial profiling or detainment.
I suspect Blob is still secretly an objectivist, but he’s covering it up by pretending to be a twitter leftist.
That would explain his love of Mega-Corp America and Chinese “capitalism.”

In reality, Ayn Rand’s philosophy of hatred and selfishness is what makes him get up in the morning.
 
I think this is a clear example that the internet (or really twitter) has become a cesspool of crazy people with the crazier ones spouting out "Hot takes" that can go to the level of Alex Jones. Not to mention that Bob is growing more unhinged at a rate that could result in the nuthouse soon.
Nah Bob won't be sent away to the nuthouse, he's going to show up at a republican baseball game.
 
I think this is a clear example that the internet (or really twitter) has become a cesspool of crazy people with the crazier ones spouting out "Hot takes" that can go to the level of Alex Jones. Not to mention that Bob is growing more unhinged at a rate that could result in the nuthouse soon.
I having him perform a community service like feeding the homeless
 
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If he even comes out of his dungeon like the troll he is.
Just wait until the next Midnight launch for a big Nintendo game.

Like one that features a property that bob grew up with.

Also Bob's rant about adoption shows that he really can't see past his own gunt. Staffing shell agencies with diversity hires who are also his brainwashed kids is something HE would do. But he can't really fathom that Adoption's primary purpose is what does constitute the majority of cases. Although I'll give him credit he's starting to understand what a sham diversity initiatives are.

Meanwhile he'll defend abortion and the murder of supposedly unwanted children who are somehow inferior to a man who lives in his basement and dresses like Mario.
 
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AOC is the political equivalent of a stuffed parrot with a half functioning speaker, who apparently gets her political style from b-rated Disney movies. Her only major accomplishment so far is the green new deal, a voted down bill that would have been an abject failure. The GOP doesn't fear her, they use her as a punching bag when bored and an albatross around Pelosi's neck. She gets blown out everytime she has to go off script. If she ran as the D candidate, she'd be lucky to clear 30% of the popular vote.

The "slight paranoia" is the fact that she was elected despite being such an obvious flop is a worrying sign about how idpol, gerrymandering, and blind party support is undermining the selection process and bringing in people who are absolutely unqualified.

For Bob, who is reading this with rage at the uppity mayonnaise ghouls on this website: If you send your child to an exclusive school, and in the back there's a weird spergy smelly fat kid ranting about ponies or Mario or something, you're not worried about him challenging your kid for valedictorian, you're worried the school you're paying for is no longer any good.

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She can't even run for President for eight more years, Blob.

Do you remember who your queen forever was in 2011? How about the queens of the GOP at the time? You know, Empresses Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann.

Barack Obama was convinced to run for President in 2008 even though he himself felt he should wait by the argument that the longer he stayed in national politics the more he'd build up negative baggage by the simple process of politics, but if he went early he could define himself to the public first and if he lost well he was still young enough anyway to try again down the road. (People have almost assuredly convinced Buttigieg and Beto of this very thing as well.)

Eight years is a long time for AOC to get herself #cancelled even if nobody better came along. And that's assuming she can or will stay in office.
 
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So does Bob really believe AOC has the possibility to become God Emperess of Peoplekind or is he just hoping that this there's a chance this hot for congress woman will notice him and then it will be alright for him to think about her touching his peepee? I'm not saying he has a fetish about women he perceives to be stronk. I'm just saying he talked a little while ago about a specific sexual fantasy about being tackled, and tazed I think, by female secret service agents.

In other news, hey y'all! Y'all remember Flint?!

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I was looking for the AOC tweet to read the replies when I saw this gem. I knew Michigan had a problem with white supremacy but I didn't think it was THIS bad.

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Three guesses to what their party is and the first two don't count.

But even more than that is the fact that they ARE REPLACING THE PIPES! According to Michigan NPR they're projected to be done this year. A simple google search told me this. Funnily enough there's this Daily Caller article talking about how the city screwed up, yet again, by hiring an unqualified company and not digging the right pipes up. I bring that up to emphasize how huwhite supremacy is literally killing trans people, minorities and, like, people of color in the streets EVERY DAY WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING I CAN'T EVEN!

There's also this mini, kinda cow crossover. I've seen this potato (actually this potato) pop up in Nick Rekieta's feed a number of times spouting of inane ramblings about the Weeb Wars. It warmed my heart seeing these two together.

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EDIT: Had I just scrolled down ONE POST I would've seen that this is some other chode and I would not be living with the shame I have today. They apparently know each other somehow. I'm guessing by the resemblance and handles brothers or something. It's still my stance that the guy in the pic is an alternate universe Bob if for no other reason then he willfully let himself be photographed like this.

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Apark, on the right, suffers from a severe case of potato face. Also LOL Mpark locked his twitter.
Apark's dox here.

Had Bob became a weeaboo and decided to be a "lawyer" I think it would look something like this...
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Something tells me if you trimmed up their beards the same you'd have a hard time telling them apart. They both can bench 310 and think your waifu is shit.

The long and short of it is I do not know what world Bob Chipman lives in anymore.
 
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"Literally the worst people"?

Shall we bring up the religion running rape gangs in England?
What about the one actually putting real beheadings up on YouTube?
Shall we start going over what drug cartels down south have done?

In a just world Bob would be roasted over that take.
 
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