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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Yeah, just ignore all those cultural differences that make it important for them to be able to have a more impactful vote. The same as you do when you keep shoving people from foreign countries into ones where they don't belong and saying there's no problem. Those two lines of thinking won't clash disastrously in the future at all.
So I guess Comic Book genius level Expert Bob forgot entirely about Bucky Barnes, Captain America's sidekick:
Only Bob would be racist enough to tie an innocuous nickname used to describe plucky teenagers to a slur used to denigrate sexually mature black men. I wonder what the hell's going on in Bob's brain that the first thing he thinks of when he hears the name "Bucky" is "some big-gutted plantation Massah prepping the Bull for his wife."
At one time a black man because "Bucky" back when they were experimenting with removing Steve Rogers from Captain America. This was around the time when Cap got a bloodstream full of crack cocaine that bonded to the super-soldier serum and turned him into Super-Dick Smashes Your Skull With a Shield, and was an interesting arc. Although the mealy mouthed "Oh, we punish athletes and bodybuilders for performance enhancing drugs and here I am with the same thing in my body! This is unfair!" at the end of it when he had his blood "cleaned" just ruined it for me, because it ignored the difference between a WW2 Supersoldier Serum and shooting steroids into your balls for sick gains.
So, this black dude (Who, IIRC, because a Capt America replacement) was given a shield, a costume, and called "Bucky" and everything was OK.
Then a whole issue was devoted to the Wise Old Negro sitting down Bucky and explaining how "Buck" had once been used for niggo men, how evul whitey bred the poor black man for only strength and killed all who could read, and treated them as no better than livestock and how seeing a proud black man in a spandex costume that highlights that his balls and cock have been removed swinging around a shield and being called "Bucky" made every Negro everywhere suddenly get NIGGER branded on their forehead and chains suddenly appear on them and slave plantations erupted from the ground to set back Civil Rights 6 Gorillian years and didn't ya know that the slave ships permanently altered shark migration patters because of all the niggos thrown in the ocean from the ships!
So then, Captain Darky takes the name "Battlestar" (IIRC) and YAY! NIGGOS EVERYWHERE REJOICED WITH GIN, JUICE, AND GIBS!
That's probably what Bob faintly remembers through his soy and sucrose addled gray matter.
EDIT: Also, LOL at Bloberts statement that he fought tooth and nail to avoid being forced to live in a shipping crate.
Considering that Blob shares Luke's fetish for murdering those they deem "inferior", i'm surprised these cows haven't already fucked in Chipman's Basement of Love.
I'm conflicted on this. On one hand, I don't like how an innocent little girl is involved in this, but on the other hand this is Bob 'Rural Americans are drug addicted mayo-ghouls that I wanna stomp on like they are goombas' Chipman we are talking about.
Also am I the only one here who doesn't even know what 'targeted harassment' even means at this point?
One of these days, he'll say something unbelievably outlandish (even for him) and his defense will be "My niece is getting death threats from some noname egg account."
I'm conflicted on this. On one hand, I don't like how an innocent little girl is involved in this, but on the other hand this is Bob 'Rural Americans are drug addicted mayo-ghouls that I wanna stomp on like they are goombas' Chipman we are talking about.
Also am I the only one here who doesn't even know what 'targeted harassment' even means at this point?
But they voted for Trump in 2016 which gives them an eternally base, sinful nature. After all, there is no redemption or forgiveness in the Church of Social Justice, something quite a few of 'em are perversely proud of.
Yeah, it's pretty easy to tell when someone's never interacted with wildlife. A friend of mine's uncle had to spend the night in a tree when he was chased by a pack of hogs once.
We've got the saying 'We thought the hogs ate you' around these parts for a reason
There's also a reason Robert Pickton (serial killer) disposed of multiple hooker corpses via the pigs at a pig farm.
If this was opposite-world, and all the blue states were red and all the red states were blue, and it was flyover country that had all the leftist lotus eaters and the coast that had the sane working people, Bob would be all for the Electrical College.
(yes i know it's electoral college )
There's also a reason Robert Pickton (serial killer) disposed of multiple hooker corpses via the pigs at a pig farm.
If this was opposite-world, and all the blue states were red and all the red states were blue, and it was flyover country that had all the leftist lotus eaters and the coast that had the sane working people, Bob would be all for the Electrical College.
(yes i know it's electoral college )
If the Electoral College had somehow fucked over Trump and gotten Hillary elected despite Trump losing the popular vote, Bob would be all for the Electoral College. Let's face it, Bob probably didn't even know how the electoral college worked before Trump. He probably knew it had gotten Bush elected because of some hanging chads in Florida, but had no idea that the College was originally used to prevent population dense cities from having all of the political influence. Bob knows it NOW because he desperately wants to keep the rural areas from having any influence, but he still doesn't realize that disenfranchising farmers and landowners won't end with Bob flashing a peace sign and saying "I win" in a Mario voice while standing on a pile of starved mayonnaise ghouls.
I'm conflicted on this. On one hand, I don't like how an innocent little girl is involved in this, but on the other hand this is Bob 'Rural Americans are drug addicted mayo-ghouls that I wanna stomp on like they are goombas' Chipman we are talking about.
Also am I the only one here who doesn't even know what 'targeted harassment' even means at this point?
While I remember Bob saying similar things about similar innocent bystanders/third parties (REMEMBER THERE ARE “NO BAD TARGETS” BOBBYBOI) I’ll moralfag for a moment and say it’s not that hard to be better than Bob “Don’t be a fool, kill the mayonnaise ghoul” Chipman.
It's probably a good thing he stays in that basement. With an attitude like that it'd only be a matter of hours before social face to face interaction with other people resulted in him getting his face pushed in.
How can someone who brags about how 'smrt' they are not understand the reasons for the EC? And why, in the long run, it's actually a pretty good idea?
It's probably a good thing he stays in that basement. With an attitude like that it'd only be a matter of hours before social face to face interaction with other people resulted in him getting his face pushed in.
How can someone who brags about how 'smrt' they are not understand the reasons for the EC? And why, in the long run, it's actually a pretty good idea?
'In the long run' is the key phrase here, Bob can't understand how it benefits him in the immediate and since he perceives that the EC dicked him over he hates it.
This country would be fucked if we allowed California to dictate all laws. I know in some situations, due to sheer size and buying power, California has a country wide impact (school books and car emission standards) but Texas cancels it out at least on school books.
California is god awful which is why people are fleeing the state. Taxes there are out of control and people can’t afford to buy houses or live there unless you have a 6 figure household income.
Edit: Blob is an idiot because he doesn’t have a family or any responsibilities. He lives in a basement, making shit awful YouTube’s with bad production value. He doesn’t have a family or a house and doesn’t understand what contributing members of society go through to live a nice life.
This country would be fucked if we allowed California to dictate all laws. I know in some situations, due to sheer size and buying power, California has a country wide impact (school books and car emission standards) but Texas cancels it out at least on school books.
California is god awful which is why people are fleeing the state. Taxes there are out of control and people can’t afford to buy houses or live there unless you have a 6 figure household income.
Edit: Blob is an idiot because he doesn’t have a family or any responsibilities. He lives in a basement, making shit awful YouTube’s with bad production value. He doesn’t have a family or a house and doesn’t understand what contributing members of society go through to live a nice life.
This isn't true of everyone who doesn't have children, God knows, but when you stack it up with all of Bob's other behaviors and pathologies, it seems clear it's another indicator of his arrested adolescence. Still living in the basement, still obsessed with toys and primary color superhero crap, absolutely no need to worry about the concerns of the future, since he has no offspring. Want to really cheese him off? Suggest that, sure, only the SUPERIOR have a right to vote and determine the nation's course ... but you have to have kids to be considered superior, since otherwise you have no stake in it.
This country would be fucked if we allowed California to dictate all laws. I know in some situations, due to sheer size and buying power, California has a country wide impact (school books and car emission standards) but Texas cancels it out at least on school books.
California is god awful which is why people are fleeing the state. Taxes there are out of control and people can’t afford to buy houses or live there unless you have a 6 figure household income.
Edit: Blob is an idiot because he doesn’t have a family or any responsibilities. He lives in a basement, making shit awful YouTube’s with bad production value. He doesn’t have a family or a house and doesn’t understand what contributing members of society go through to live a nice life.
If California were able to dictate the nation's laws, it wouldn't be long before we really did get Tim Pool's Civil War 2: Electoral Boogaloo. California is already a pretty hated state by tons of people who don't live there, and a few people who do. It's far from economically or infrastructurally independent either. The states surrounding it could fuck it up pretty good in short order if enough people there made a concerted effort. Take out their power, turn off their water... Of course, some of the other really blue states would probably throw in their lot with Cali as well, which is where things get hairy.
If California were able to dictate the nation's laws, it wouldn't be long before we really did get Tim Pool's Civil War 2: Electoral Boogaloo. California is already a pretty hated state by tons of people who don't live there, and a few people who do. It's far from economically or infrastructurally independent either. The states surrounding it could fuck it up pretty good in short order if enough people there made a concerted effort. Take out their power, turn off their water... Of course, some of the other really blue states would probably throw in their lot with Cali as well, which is where things get hairy.
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