Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

That fucker stole my Grandmother's couch cushions and made them into a jacket.

It makes sense that the most efficient clothier for Bob to patronize would be an upholsterer.

 

[Positron]

> "I don't believe anything that isn't a human being good or evil."
> "Videa games caused 9/11!"

Is this some Chinky knock-off of Dolce & Gabbana? And what a waste that such an Adonis has to model in a dark dank waterlogged basement!

 

[Mr._Blonde]

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“Before Me you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great Becoming and you recognize nothing.
You are an ant in the after-birth. It is in your nature to do one thing correctly: before Me you rightly tremble.”

Hmmmmm. If he doesn't want to lose the blazer, I would go for a white or a black one. And preferably that's in his size. For the shirt, I would for brighter colors like orange or red (To go along with the white blazer). If not a Hawaiian Shirt, he should for a Polo shirt. A CLEAN Polo shirt. I would untuck the shirt and unbutton the top button a little. If he does decide to ditch the blazer, he can go for dark colored Hawaiian shirt. Light Blue jeans or a pair of Khaki pants.

But Bob would still be forever alone and be a horrible, horrible human being.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Please, dear lord of comedy, please let that picture show up on an internet dating site, replete with superior profile.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Please, dear lord of comedy, please let that picture show up on an internet dating site, replete with superior profile.

I wonder if Bob has any IRL dating site profiles. And if he does, who he's looking for... I know there's been a lot of speculation about Bob being gay, but 1) we don't want him and 2) he'd be trying to use that to elevate his otherwise pitiful position on the Progressive Stack.

Think he identifies as some kind of Tumblr genderspecial just to avoid the dreaded "straight white male" label?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I remember seeing a post on Tumblr that basically said that, it's the fact that African countries still have cases of warring tribes and slavery when America and England stopped the slavery long ago, a dumbass deflected the blame onto the "white devils" who "left a book on war and slavery" when they took the womyn and children.

Just... ugh. In the initial slave trade between whites and blacks, whites were purely buyers. Before the discovery of Quinine, whites couldn't even really travel the African continent because they kept dying of malaria at an absurdly high rate. The sale of slaves to whites was easy because slavery was already a long established practice in Africa. Sometimes left wing revisionists frame this as "Africans only enslaved criminals" but everyone from a rival tribe/nation that was conquered or raided was considered a criminal. Several coastal African nations today, particularly Ghana and the Ivory Coast, have their roots as African slave trader nations that got quite rich off the European slave trade.

Then of course you have Arab slave traders, who took black Africans and white Europeans as slaves at rates that rivaled anything Europe did.

Meanwhile it was largely the efforts of the British and French that shut down open, legal slavery worldwide, and Germany has never had widespread, institutionalized slavery.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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> "I don't believe anything that isn't a human being good or evil."
> "Videa games caused 9/11!"

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Is this some Chinky knock-off of Dolce & Gabbana? And what a waste that such an Adonis has to model in a dark dank waterlogged basement!

To paraphrase Tom Servo: "Two kinds of flower print? I'm a naked robot and even I know that's a fashion no-no!"

 

[Marissa Moira]

To paraphrase Tom Servo: "Two kinds of flower print? I'm a naked robot and even I know that's a fashion no-no!"

This is the Superior Cyberpunk future we deserve.

 

[Cosmug]

Just... ugh. In the initial slave trade between whites and blacks, whites were purely buyers. Before the discovery of Quinine, whites couldn't even really travel the African continent because they kept dying of malaria at an absurdly high rate. The sale of slaves to whites was easy because slavery was already a long established practice in Africa. Sometimes left wing revisionists frame this as "Africans only enslaved criminals" but everyone from a rival tribe/nation that was conquered or raided was considered a criminal. Several coastal African nations today, particularly Ghana and the Ivory Coast, have their roots as African slave trader nations that got quite rich off the European slave trade.

Then of course you have Arab slave traders, who took black Africans and white Europeans as slaves at rates that rivaled anything Europe did.

Meanwhile it was largely the efforts of the British and French that shut down open, legal slavery worldwide, and Germany has never had widespread, institutionalized slavery.

I love this legend that no one in Africa or Asia knew what fighting was before whitey showed up and taught them how to throw spears. Fun fact, the origin of the nickname “leatherneck” for the USMC came from a collar they wore to protect themselves from the Muslim slave traders of the Barbary states they were trying to stop.

Spoiler: Thomas Jefferson, 1786

It was written in their Koran, (that all nations which had not acknowledged the Prophet were sinners, whom it was the right and duty of the faithful to plunder and enslave; and that every mussulman who was slain in this warfare was sure to go to paradise. He said, also, that the man who was the first to board a vessel had one slave over and above his share, and that when they sprang to the deck of an enemy's ship, every sailor held a dagger in each hand and a third in his mouth; which usually struck such terror into the foe that they cried out for quarter at once.

 

[cypocryphy]

If I had to guess I'd say Bob has a beard to hide that double chin.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Meanwhile Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has undergone treatment for a malignant pancreatic tumor. I wonder how Bob will react to this news

So far he hasn't. He's gone on and on about his predictions for the MCU, retweeted some tranies (shocker I know), said we should bankrupt Jimmy Johns due to the owner legally hunting big game (sidebar: Anyone remember when those pics were posted like 4-6 months ago, something like that, and there was a push to boycott Jimmy John's and nothing happened? Man I really love organic movements that are in no way shaped and formed by mega-corporations that Bob so DESPERATELY wants to take control) and said that Dana Loesch, and presumably anyone who sides with her, isn't human in one of the more awkward ways I've heard from him yet. It's so smert that I my brain cannot process it. Maybe there's so many wrinkles that the "joke" got lost in one of them?

Spoiler: The famous Chik-fil-a act of '09

Spoiler: Less human than human

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

So far he hasn't. He's gone on and on about his predictions for the MCU, retweeted some tranies (shocker I know), said we should bankrupt Jimmy Johns due to the owner legally hunting big game (sidebar: Anyone remember when those pics were posted like 4-6 months ago, something like that, and there was a push to boycott Jimmy John's and nothing happened? Man I really love organic movements that are in no way shaped and formed by mega-corporations that Bob so DESPERATELY wants to take control) and said that Dana Loesch, and presumably anyone who sides with her, isn't human in one of the more awkward ways I've heard from him yet. It's so smert that I my brain cannot process it. Maybe there's so many wrinkles that the "joke" got lost in one of them?

Spoiler: The famous Chik-fil-a act of '09

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Spoiler: Less human than human

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Bob's not an informed voter by literally any definition of the word. Hes not going to even really comprehend who she is until she's keeled over for half a week.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob's not an informed voter by literally any definition of the word. Hes not going to even really comprehend who she is until she's keeled over for half a week.

What will probably happen is that RGB will finally admit that she's dead, breadtube will panic and sperg about it, Bob will see what they're doing, and in trying to parrot their reaction will some how come out with such an exceptional take that it will leave everyone pissed off/confused.

 

[Aharonov]

Has Bawb seen the new Tarantino movie yet? I'm real curious what his hottest of takes on the story will be

Spoiler: minor spoilers

> soyboy Wojak over DiCaprio in the role of the Virtuous barbecuing the lower class
or
> recognizing the theme is about a white working Joe saving the day and getting mad about it

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob is just worried about Jimmy John or another trophy hunter mistaking him for a big, smelly animal...

 

[Koby_Fish]

Just... ugh. In the initial slave trade between whites and blacks, whites were purely buyers. Before the discovery of Quinine, whites couldn't even really travel the African continent because they kept dying of malaria at an absurdly high rate. The sale of slaves to whites was easy because slavery was already a long established practice in Africa. Sometimes left wing revisionists frame this as "Africans only enslaved criminals" but everyone from a rival tribe/nation that was conquered or raided was considered a criminal. Several coastal African nations today, particularly Ghana and the Ivory Coast, have their roots as African slave trader nations that got quite rich off the European slave trade.

Then of course you have Arab slave traders, who took black Africans and white Europeans as slaves at rates that rivaled anything Europe did.

Meanwhile it was largely the efforts of the British and French that shut down open, legal slavery worldwide, and Germany has never had widespread, institutionalized slavery.

Funny how idiots like bob and his senpais sperg about "Native Amurican Genocide via Smallpox blankets and random diseases" and not a peep when it comes to the diseases on the African continent that Whitey wasn't properly immune to. Funny how there's no african equivalent "Malaria Blankets" or whatever. (or "malaria slaves" lol?) Not to mention the theory that Syphilis originated in the Americas, brought back by Columbus' crewmen. But noooo, only YT spreads diseases....

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Funny how idiots like bob and his senpais sperg about "Native Amurican Genocide via Smallpox blankets and random diseases" and not a peep when it comes to the diseases on the African continent that Whitey wasn't properly immune to.

What’s fucked about that one is that this widely-known fact about the settlers has turned out to be a goddamn hoax but no one has ever been informed of it.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

What’s fucked about that one is that this widely-known fact about the settlers has turned out to be a goddamn hoax but no one has ever been informed of it.

Yup. A hoax perpetuated by Ward Churchill, a man who faked being a Native American for decades and based his academic career and political activism on it.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Yup. A hoax perpetuated by Ward Churchill, a man who faked being a Native American for decades and based his academic career and political activism on it.

And I'm pretty sure that he didn't even have a doctorate or any sort of medical degree whatsoever but had a major in the communications field.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

If I had to guess I'd say Bob has a beard to hide that double chin.

He's gonna need a bigger beard to do that. Like, Grizzly Adams big.