Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

If I had to guess I'd say Bob has a beard to hide that double chin.

Spoiler: Bob Clean Shaven

Has Bawb seen the new Tarantino movie yet? I'm real curious what his hottest of takes on the story will be

Spoiler: minor spoilers

> soyboy Wojak over DiCaprio in the role of the Virtuous barbecuing the lower class
or
> recognizing the theme is about a white working Joe saving the day and getting mad about it

I'm shocked he didn't start taking snipes at RLM again because of their review of the movie. They took a lot of shots at the MCU throughout their review.

 

[DK 699]

Spoiler: Bob Clean Shaven

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I'm shocked he didn't start taking snipes at RLM again because of their review of the movie. They took a lot of shots at the MCU throughout their review.

Looking at this post while eating my lunch was a big mistake...

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Spoiler: Bob Clean Shaven

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Jim Sterling's looking fine wearing that maroon pajama top.

 

[Captain Ramius]

Spoiler: Bob Clean Shaven

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I'm shocked he didn't start taking snipes at RLM again because of their review of the movie. They took a lot of shots at the MCU throughout their review.

With that a face like that I was almost expecting Chris Hansen to walk into frame and ask Bob what he's doing there with a Princess Peach outfit, condoms and Hansen to hold a transcript of Bob's chats with a 14 year old girl.

 

[Florence]

Spoiler: Bob Clean Shaven

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...Kill it with fire.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

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“Before Me you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great Becoming and you recognize nothing.
You are an ant in the after-birth. It is in your nature to do one thing correctly: before Me you rightly tremble.”

Another tacky sports coat? I wonder how many he's got in his wardrobe...

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Okay so I know this isn't related to the thread, but I want to share this because he's a fan of the TLJ.

https://twitter.com/AskCraigKenneth/status/1165614859209388032?s=20

They used a GODDAMN TOY to make the Palpatine face in the background, I don't know what to call this thing, this is like beyond the word of laziness.

 

[Lensherr]

Okay so I know this isn't related to the thread, but I want to share this because he's a fan of the TLJ.

https://twitter.com/AskCraigKenneth/status/1165614859209388032?s=20

They used a GODDAMN TOY to make the Palpatine face in the background, I don't know what to call this thing, this is like beyond the word of laziness.

Dude, we have a Star Wars thread for this kind of thing.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Dude, we have a Star Wars thread for this kind of thing.

I know that, but I had to post it here since Bob made the TLJ video. Also it exudes the same low effort energy that his videos do.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I know that, but I had to post it here since Bob made the TLJ video. Also it exudes the same low effort energy that his videos do.

But Bob isn't that much of a fanboy of Star Wars. If this involved the Mario movie then it would be different

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob blames the farmers for the Amazon Fire.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

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“Before Me you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great Becoming and you recognize nothing.
You are an ant in the after-birth. It is in your nature to do one thing correctly: before Me you rightly tremble.”

Jesus Christ.

OK, Bob. Look. We need to talk about your sartorial tastes or lack thereof. If a functionist mong like me can get this shit right, certainly you can.

I'm a big guy too. Let's take some of your Internet shekels and go buy some clothes that don't look like your momma sewed them out of the shower curtains, okay? I know at least two big & tall places here locally, they'll be happy to do modifications too.

And here I thought I was unimaginative because I prefer solid colors and fairly simple ensembles (sport coat, white dress shirt, khaki trousers). I probably look like the epitome of 'Sharp Dressed Man' compared to Chipman.

 

[Mola Ram]

Jesus Christ.

OK, Bob. Look. We need to talk about your sartorial tastes or lack thereof. If a functionist mong like me can get this shit right, certainly you can.

I'm a big guy too. Let's take some of your Internet shekels and go buy some clothes that don't look like your momma sewed them out of the shower curtains, okay? I know at least two big & tall places here locally, they'll be happy to do modifications too.

And here I thought I was unimaginative because I prefer solid colors and fairly simple ensembles (sport coat, white dress shirt, khaki trousers). I probably look like the epitome of 'Sharp Dressed Man' compared to Chipman.

He looks like an optical illusion.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Jesus Christ.

OK, Bob. Look. We need to talk about your sartorial tastes or lack thereof. If a functionist mong like me can get this shit right, certainly you can.

I'm a big guy too. Let's take some of your Internet shekels and go buy some clothes that don't look like your momma sewed them out of the shower curtains, okay? I know at least two big & tall places here locally, they'll be happy to do modifications too.

And here I thought I was unimaginative because I prefer solid colors and fairly simple ensembles (sport coat, white dress shirt, khaki trousers). I probably look like the epitome of 'Sharp Dressed Man' compared to Chipman.

But sport coats made from 1970's upholstery are his aesthetic, just like how Mountain Dew soaked chicken is the food of his people.

When you're as properly evolved as Bob, your tastes actually loop back around to look like the tackiest white trash. This is known as cultural horseshoe theory.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

When you're as properly evolved as Bob, your tastes actually loop back around to look like the tackiest white trash. This is known as cultural horseshoe theory.

Hey, I come from the Redneck Clans. We're not of the White Trash People, but there is some intermarriage. Bob is not White Trash, he's just lazy and stupid. I see no evidence of any real substance abuse problems besides food in general, among other deficiencies.

 

[instythot]

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“Before Me you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great Becoming and you recognize nothing.
You are an ant in the after-birth. It is in your nature to do one thing correctly: before Me you rightly tremble.”

What the fuck is this? Is he actually competing with Sargon for worst suit in GamerGate???

Okay Bob, imma give you some advice for free: You may incorporate a maximum of one pattern in an outfit unless you are a woman with a paid stylist or an actual retard

 

[Jan_Hus]

That suit is so bad. It's honestly worse than his mario suit because with the mario suit, he can fall back on the lie of "my niece likes looking for the different mario characters.

(As an aside, I took a look at his memoir last weekend because I had some free time and honestly... that's about 15 minutes of my life I can never get back. Starting with page three... the "Dedication Page." You should not have a dedication to beloved family members sharing a page with a dedication to a Japanese man who will likely never read your memoirs...)

I should not be cringing at the author on page three of their memoirs. Do better.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Bob blames the farmers for the Amazon Fire.
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I'm thinking this is more of him trying to prove his past statements of "muh diversity > sacred landmarks" or whatever tweet he made forever ago. He's probably seeing this through the lens of:
farmer = blue collar
inferior people = blue collar
farmer = inferior people

Apparently when you learn to code the biggest natural habitat in the world burns and countless species go extinct in moments.

 

[DK 699]

Hey, I come from the Redneck Clans. We're not of the White Trash People, but there is some intermarriage. Bob is not White Trash, he's just lazy and stupid. I see no evidence of any real substance abuse problems besides food in general, among other deficiencies.

I thought to be 'white trash' you just had to be lazy, stupid, and white and while this group did somewhat overlap with what people would traditionally call 'Rednecks' the terms aren't mutually inclusive. I also thought that the criteria was just the aforementioned laziness, stupdidity, and whiteness and that urban or suburban wiggers that voted for democrats could still be called white trash.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Curious question, could Brick by Brick work as a satirical movie?

This is honestly a good question. It would be a phenomenal way for Bob to return to filmmaking just like the good old days, before that fucking gamer "gate" came around and scarred Bob with psychotic leftist thoughts and ruined his health with diabetes.

But lucky for him he has a niece, and a family who loves him. It's great to see Bob continues to get opportunities in life beyond his Twitter sperging.