Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I can't even begin to imagine using Mountain Dew for anything other than cleaning the rust off of old screws. My sister used to drink that stuff regularly as a teenager, until she had to stop because she got stomach ulcers. That told me everything I needed to know about Mountain Doo-Doo.

Bob, if you want to use soda to cook, braise a slab of pre-cooked ham in a mixture of Dr. Pepper and brown sugar. Quick, fast and delicious. The salts and sugars compliment each other nicely and it takes almost no effort.
 
I'd bet the inclusion of disney is what set him off. Also lol @ including EA
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I'd bet the inclusion of disney is what set him off. Also lol @ including EA
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Once again with a """joke""" I don't get. Why include The Bilderberg Group and EA with a bunch of fictional corporations? And why The Bilderberg Group as an example of an evil corporation??? I thought Bob was a globalist, shouldn't he be all for The Bilderberg Group? Or is he one of those morons who think that The Bilderberg Group is a conspiracy theory and not real? But why include EA then???

It's always the same story with Bob. He makes a """joke""" that doesn't make any sense and noone understands, then he gets pissy and dismissive when people don't treat him like a comic genius and declares himself above all the low-browed troglodytes who doesn't understand his Superior sense of humor.

Is this a consequence of the beetus or is it just autism?
 
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I'd bet the inclusion of disney is what set him off. Also lol @ including EA
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I really don't understand the thought process for this tweet, is he saying that It doesn't matter who endorses Warren? Or has he become anti-Warren somehow?

Also I finally got around to reading his book and it was so fcking sad, imagine giving up on a franchise cause the character isn't born in the same place as you.
 
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“Before Me you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great Becoming and you recognize nothing.
You are an ant in the after-birth. It is in your nature to do one thing correctly: before Me you rightly tremble.”
One article of clothing with floral pattern is often way too much, and this faggot opted for two.
 
I really don't understand the thought process for this tweet, is he saying that It doesn't matter who endorses Warren? Or has he become anti-Warren somehow?

Also I finally got around to reading his book and it was so fcking sad, imagine giving up on a franchise cause the character isn't born in the same place as you.
I think he's trying to mock people who are concerned about politicians having ties to major corporations and banks.

Trying to make some weird joke like the companies who are funding Warren aren't actually super villains or anything, just his typical corporate bootlicker schtick.
 
I think he's trying to mock people who are concerned about politicians having ties to major corporations and banks.

Trying to make some weird joke like the companies who are funding Warren aren't actually super villains or anything, just his typical corporate bootlicker schtick.
Well let's see, has he said anything about the places that're supporting Donald Trump?
 
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I love how Bob refuses to mention this site.
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Knowing he's this bothered by the Mtn Dew chicken meme of all things bring me joy. Being thought of as a genocide advocate? Water off a duck's ass. Pointing out that he's a shit cook with shit taste? Fuming.

I think he's trying to mock people who are concerned about politicians having ties to major corporations and banks.

Trying to make some weird joke like the companies who are funding Warren aren't actually super villains or anything, just his typical corporate bootlicker schtick.
Exactly this. Someone is pointing out that Elizabeth Warren is from the corporate shill wing of the Democrat party (which still holds most of the power) and Bob's response is, "Durr, you probably believe in Alex Jones conspiracies and Bladerunner!"
 
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