Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Bob is incredibly salty right now over the UK news.

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Two world wars, eh? Call me peanut butter crazy, but I'm pretty sure the only reason Brits got involved in WW1 wasn't because off "freedom" but because of all the political bullshit and them holding some countries in their pocket. An with WW2, they were just jolly just to sit it out with Chamberlain being a tea sipping prick and his "Give sactions more time!" bullshit.
 
>Democracy
>has a queen
Pick one.

See, I almost feel bad for the Brits, but that's what ya get when you're subjects and not citizens...
I'm just baffled that Bob called the monarchy "strictly ceremonial" while replying to a news story that shows it's very clearly not. I guess his brain was still mid-gear shift after something he believed and would regurgitate instinctively was proven objectively wrong.
 
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I'm just baffled that Bob called the monarchy "strictly ceremonial" while replying to a news story that shows it's very clearly not. I guess his brain was still mid-gear shift after something he believed and would regurgitate instinctively was proven objectively wrong.


The Queen must give royal ascent to new laws, but the last time a monarch refused to do so was in 1708. So it's not ceremonial only in the technical sense.
 
Two world wars, eh? Call me peanut butter crazy, but I'm pretty sure the only reason Brits got involved in WW1 wasn't because off "freedom" but because of all the political bullshit and them holding some countries in their pocket. An with WW2, they were just jolly just to sit it out with Chamberlain being a tea sipping prick and his "Give sactions more time!" bullshit.

And then they reversed course, got Churchill, and went to war to preserve the independence of Poland... so they could hand it over to Stalin, along with the rest of Eastern Europe, after the war. Womp womp.
 
And then they reversed course, got Churchill, and went to war to preserve the independence of Poland... so they could hand it over to Stalin, along with the rest of Eastern Europe, after the war. Womp womp.

Followed by Churchill being a drunk twat who wanted to start WW3 with USSR and even use the remaining Nazi forces for it. Sooo...What was all that talk about freedom, hmmm?
 
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Followed by Churchill being a drunk twat who wanted to start WW3 with USSR and even use the remaining Nazi forces for it. Sooo...What was all that talk about freedom, hmmm?
If Churchill and Patton had gotten together and kicked the Russians' asses a bit, especially if they used the Nazis as cannon fodder to do it, it might not have been the worst thing. At the very least quite a few countries in Eastern Europe that got gobbled up by the bear would've been a lot better off and so would thousands of people of German ethnicity sentenced to slow death in Gulags for the crime of being of German ethnicity. Remember, the Soviets didn't have nukes at that point either, so it's not like it was going to lead to Armageddon.
 
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“Before Me you are a slug in the sun. You are privy to a great Becoming and you recognize nothing.
You are an ant in the after-birth. It is in your nature to do one thing correctly: before Me you rightly tremble.”
Does he never buy new pants? All his pants look 20 years old, and they weren't even young guy styles when they were new. He buys new shirts and jackets, but the pants are always horrible.
 
Does he never buy new pants? All his pants look 20 years old, and they weren't even young guy styles when they were new. He buys new shirts and jackets, but the pants are always horrible.
Nothing is more depressing for a fat guy to buy than pants, what with the waist size that's always a little bigger every time you hit the store.
 
Does he never buy new pants? All his pants look 20 years old, and they weren't even young guy styles when they were new. He buys new shirts and jackets, but the pants are always horrible.
Have you seen what his new shirts and jackets look like? I don't think a pair of Tanuki suit Mario or carnation sweatpants with lime green background is going to improve his appearance.
 
No debates are apparently the superior future.
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He barely understands American politics with two parties, so watching him comment on European politics is a goldmine of hilarity

No debates are apparently the superior future.
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"The center will rise up" ? That one's got to be a joke account
 
Knowing he's this bothered by the Mtn Dew chicken meme of all things bring me joy. Being thought of as a genocide advocate? Water off a duck's ass. Pointing out that he's a shit cook with shit taste? Fuming.
You know what bring his blood to a boil more than anything? More than Trump, more than Gamergate, more than insulting his cooking?

Implying that he was rehired by the Escapist because of nepotism and that he didn't really earn his current position as a D-list pop-culture commentator.

I have been following Bob for years and I have NEVER seen him go from zero to furius as quickly as then. Check his Twitter if you don't believe me.
 
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