Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[instythot]

More generously, this suggests that Bob lives with family and contributes to the household. Not really a "gotcha" in my opinion.

True, but why isn't his big fat unpluggable food hole out there yelling about how he's helping to support a family every time someone calls him upper class with no responsibilities?

 

[Mola Ram]

True, but why isn't his big fat unpluggable food hole out there yelling about how he's helping to support a family every time someone calls him upper class with no responsibilities?

I think we're really far into the realm of speculation -- I kind of doubt Bob's brother is dependent on his help at all -- but if he were, I would guess Bob wouldn't want to embarrass him. Which is probably giving him too much credit, but like I said, heavy speculation.

 

[BScCollateral]

True, but why isn't his big fat unpluggable food hole out there yelling about how he's helping to support a family every time someone calls him upper class with no responsibilities?

That would admit he lives with family.

But I agree, living with family and helping to support them is more respectable than, say, DSP's lack of financial acumen. Still, we live in a society where grown ups are expected to have a place of their own and "I live with my brother" is an embarrassing admission. So there you are.

 

[Jack Awful]

I dont think Bob could go a week without tweeting some dumb shit-brain political nonsense.

Dude is like a junkie he cant go ten minutes without being outraged at something. Fat ass nigga gonna die of a stroke.

Nigga couldn't go a day, maybe not even half an hour.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

do these spergs never realize that any time you use the words "rise up" in your rant it makes you look like exceptional individual

Hey Trump will say it, something else will happen, and I'll have saved the west Jim

 

[Sissy Galvez]

What expenditures does Bobbyboi have that he has to Google “local bulk deals on cheap freezeable food”?

Spoiler: I am poor and sad...

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Spoiler: Now “pay”me money

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I cannot imagine he makes more than a thousand YangGang bucks a month from Adsense and The Escapist. If’n I’m right that would mean he’s bringing in about a thousand bucks a week, 52k a year, all for being an unlikeable sperg. So what is he buying that requires his doughy ass to supposedly clip coupons? I’m judging by his tone that he doesn’t enjoy it. Could we have been wrong this whole time? Is it really Chip and Co. that’s living off of Bob? Is the only way Bob can interact with his family is to pay them for their time? Probably not but man that’d be hilarious.

It takes a lot of food to maintain that girth. I know Boston has a high cost of living but his basement hole can’t be that expensive and he clearly doesn’t buy nice clothes or travel.

I wonder where the money went, though. He was bragging at Christmas that he was flush with cash and able to buy his family gifts. Maybe the escapist isn’t paying him.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

It takes a lot of food to maintain that girth. I know Boston has a high cost of living but his basement hole can’t be that expensive and he clearly doesn’t buy nice clothes or travel.

I wonder where the money went, though. He was bragging at Christmas that he was flush with cash and able to buy his family gifts. Maybe the escapist isn’t paying him.

I make less then bob a month and I pay for groceries

 

[BScCollateral]

I wonder where the money went, though.

It's probably impossible to say, but there's any number of answers. Just off the top of my head, "College fund for my brother's kids" could be a huge pile of money for a middle class family, and might explain a lot.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

More generously, this suggests that Bob lives with family and contributes to the household. Not really a "gotcha" in my opinion.

Oh I agree. It’s purely my own ridiculous head canon. It’s more likely that he keeps buying expensive pop culture clothes online and having to rebuy them because he has no idea how to use a size chart. That would also give some explanation as to why all his clothes are so ill fitting.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

It wouldn't shock me to learn that he has DSP-style tax problems. Self-employed with multiple revenue streams, does freelance work on the side, and lives in MA? If he doesn't have his accountant on speed-dial he is legitimately retarded. It would also explain why he was flush at Christmas but not so much now- tax season happened in the meantime.

 

[instythot]

Oh I agree. It’s purely my own ridiculous head canon. It’s more likely that he keeps buying expensive pop culture clothes online and having to rebuy them because he has no idea how to use a size chart. That would also give some explanation as to why all his clothes are so ill fitting.

There's also the explanations that:

- despite the clothes being aimed at the sedentary nerd market, few items are produced to provide a flattering fit for such an oddly shaped sasquatch
- Bob's body size is likely to change enough between ordering and receipt that an item that might have fit a few weeks ago is now uncomfortably tight

 

[Mola Ram]

There's also the explanations that:

- despite the clothes being aimed at the sedentary nerd market, few items are produced to provide a flattering fit for such an oddly shaped sasquatch
- Bob's body size is likely to change enough between ordering and receipt that an item that might have fit a few weeks ago is now uncomfortably tight

Leave us not forget that there's quite a bit of speculation that Bob is a booze hound, and that's a habit that swallows money like a hole in the earth.

 

[instythot]

Leave us not forget that there's quite a bit of speculation that Bob is a booze hound, and that's a habit that swallows money like a hole in the earth.

And finally let us remind ourselves of the haircuts Bob considers flattering enough before pressing record. There is ample evidence that he simply doesn't understand there's anything wrong with the superficial package he puts together

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It takes a lot of food to maintain that girth. I know Boston has a high cost of living but his basement hole can’t be that expensive and he clearly doesn’t buy nice clothes or travel.

I wonder where the money went, though. He was bragging at Christmas that he was flush with cash and able to buy his family gifts. Maybe the escapist isn’t paying him.

"I can afford Christmas presents" isn't much to brag about, and it being unusual enough to feel the need to brag about it kind of suggests the opposite of the impression he's trying to give about his financial situation. Did he say what he bought them and were these some ridiculously expensive gifts?

 

[Mola Ram]

"I can afford Christmas presents" isn't much to brag about, and it being unusual enough to feel the need to brag about it kind of suggests the opposite of the impression he's trying to give about his financial situation. Did he say what he bought them and were these some ridiculously expensive gifts?

A man who would blow more than five bucks on that ghastly Mario blazer is not a man who practices sound financial discretion.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It took him long enough to complain about Chappelle

How dare he defend Louis C.K. and Kevin Hart! Does he not know that there is no forgiveness?!

Oh and the bit about “wishes young passionate people would stop interrupting his day”. You disingenuous, unliked pseudo intellectual. They’re not interrupting his day Blob. They want him, and others like him, broke, homeless, unemployable, starving and forever begging for the chance for atonement over and over again like a modern day Sisyphus. We could be considered passionate people here on this site and yet YOU get very heated and refuse to mention us by name like we’re Voldemort (a reference Bob will understand without having to do a web search for). What’s the difference Bob Chipman? Is it because they think correctly? It’s not that they’re on your side as no one is Bob. We don’t even try to get you fired Bob.

 

[Flexo]

Once again with a """joke""" I don't get. Why include The Bilderberg Group and EA with a bunch of fictional corporations? And why The Bilderberg Group as an example of an evil corporation??? I thought Bob was a globalist, shouldn't he be all for The Bilderberg Group? Or is one of those morons whi think that The Bilderberg Group is a conspiracy theory and not real? But why include EA then???

It's always the same story with Bob. He makes a """joke""" that doesn't make any sense and noone understands, then he gets pissy and dismissive when people don't treat him like a comic genius and declares himself above all the low-browed troglodytes who doesn't understand his Superior sens of humor.

Is this a consequence of the beetus or is it just autism?

Bob is attempting to dismiss the point of Warren's endorsements by mockery. It would be like if someone said "Warren has been endorsed by _." And Bob replied, "I heard Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny endorsed her too!"

The problem as always with him is that he brought up a bunch of fictional corporations in reply to a tweet that... doesn't seem to be false in any way.

He may be aiming to use hyperbole to also mock the idea that corporation endorsement is bad in and of itself- but what Bob fails to realize is that he uses hyperbole so much and so often nobody can follow where the line between it and sincerity are.

He the boy who cried wolf, only instead of wolves he's been warning about Godzilla attacks.

 

[instythot]

Now he's just daring us to make fun of what he cooks and eats.

Well played Bob, I nearly took that bait

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It's probably impossible to say, but there's any number of answers. Just off the top of my head, "College fund for my brother's kids" could be a huge pile of money for a middle class family, and might explain a lot.

There's also the explanations that:

- despite the clothes being aimed at the sedentary nerd market, few items are produced to provide a flattering fit for such an oddly shaped sasquatch
- Bob's body size is likely to change enough between ordering and receipt that an item that might have fit a few weeks ago is now uncomfortably tight

Leave us not forget that there's quite a bit of speculation that Bob is a booze hound, and that's a habit that swallows money like a hole in the earth.

On top of all these, we also have a really obvious one: his health. Even if he has reversed his diabetes (which I don't buy), he probably still is on some medication. He also still has doctors appointments on a regular basis.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Well I'll tell you this, "bulk cheap freezable food" isn't a good strategy for eating healthy.

Is that a strategy bob seems to want? Eating Healthy?