Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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The jokes write themselves.

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Booze in the morning? Bigger drink for a bigger boi? The idea that Bob got this because it makes him feel manly? The only way his own mom could get him out of the basement, but not off of Twitter, is with the promise of getting liquored up?

I entrust you all with this power.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
The jokes write themselves.

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Booze in the morning? Bigger drink for a bigger boi? The idea that Bob got this because it makes him feel manly? The only way his own mom could get him out of the basement, but not off of Twitter, is with the promise of getting liquored up?

I entrust you all with this power.
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I'm fairly certain "Impulse" and any meal are part of the reason Moviebob is large enough to count as heavy freight when he travels.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
The jokes write themselves.

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Booze in the morning? Bigger drink for a bigger boi? The idea that Bob got this because it makes him feel manly? The only way his own mom could get him out of the basement, but not off of Twitter, is with the promise of getting liquored up?

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The fact that this zaftig clan of trashy Boston drunks produced a smug imbecile who considers himself the avatar of the SUPERIOR FUTURE will never not be hilarious.
 
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He's reabsorbing the hair into his scalp because his brain is starved of essential nutrients.

I joke, I joke, but because of his obesity and the pulmonary and circulatory problem his weight is probably actually reducing blood and oxygen flow to his brain and thus actually making him measurably dumber. :reality:
 
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Don't worry he isn't judging Joker till he sees it himself
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Which is followed by....
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His stance on animal fucking; its not okay
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He says something about the current zoe/suicide shit
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Crossover with creepypedoguy
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Bob might be aware of Yaniv - I hope he gives us a superior opinion on JY soon
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Daily edition of hating half the country
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Rei is shit said:
Don't worry he isn't judging Joker till he sees it himself
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Which is followed by....
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His stance on animal fucking; its not okay
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He says something about the current zoe/suicide shit
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Crossover with creepypedoguy
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Bob might be aware of Yaniv - I hope he gives us a superior opinion on JY soon
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Daily edition of hating half the country
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The SecretGamerGirl apologia is hysterical (in both senses of the word). Bob's Twitter feed is unbearably hateful, bitter, snide, and toxic. You don't need some secret archive of sinister eugenics propaganda; you need nothing more than the ability to read English and the iron stomach to make it through his unending, tedious, repetitive vomit of hatred and contempt. ("Things that lower than dirt do vote" being a really choice example of such.)
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
Violence? Fuck off Bob. What's GooberGate's body count? Even if you count all the very dubious threats, there has been no actual violence from "some of the worst people in the world" you bloated genocide luster.
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Insulting fat chicks who con people nonstop online is the height of violence. - Bob before angry posting about middle america for 17 hours straight.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Bob's a tough guy everyone.
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Bob could be knocked out by walking up a slight incline.

I find it funny to think Bob is trying to be intimidating wearing a floral print jacket.

And if you're reading this Bob, saying that you didn't punch someone because they aren't worth it doesn't make you look tough, it makes you look like a school bully trying to save face when he realized his target was capable of fighting back.
 
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Judge Dredd said:
Bob could be knocked out by walking up a slight incline.

I find it funny to think Bob is trying to be intimidating wearing a floral print jacket.

And if you're reading this Bob, saying that you didn't punch someone because they aren't worth it doesn't make you look tough, it makes you look like a school bully trying to save face when he realized his target was capable of fighting back.
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Reminder to Mr. Double Fisted Tough Guy that he was laid low by the exertion necessary to attend a convention panel.
 
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