Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[DangerWank]

To elaborate on this a bit, Bob's vision of the Superior Future is fundamentally opposed to the very concept of work. The Magic Science Men are supposed to work hard magicking up their Magic Science Machines that will do all the work for us, while in the paradise of sloth that will follow, everyone can pursue whatever creative, intellectual pursuits they desire and the author of the under-rated classic Brick by Brick can finally achieve the acclaim that a superior being such as himself has always deserved. Hard work isn't just unimportant, it's obsolete. And we all know how Bob feels about obsolete things. Any pretense on Bob's part to being a worker of any sort is purely temporary protective camouflage.

The thought of an immortal robot blobert is an awful concept.

 

[Count groudon]

Why on earth is he typing the titles in ALL CAPS?

He’s so fucking fat that anytime those sausage links he calls fingers sumo stomp the keys on his phone the letters get squished on his screen.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The thought of an immortal robot blobert is an awful concept.

He won't be, he's too self-centred and controlled by his base impulses and lack of self-control to ever properly become healthy enough that his lifespan will allow him to see robots with proper artificial intelligence.

Maybe we should change the poll to a question about when we think the beetus is going to get Bob, or maybe what else could possibly kill the Blob.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He won't be, he's too self-centred and controlled by his base impulses and lack of self-control to ever properly become healthy enough that his lifespan will allow him to see robots with proper artificial intelligence.

Maybe we should change the poll to a question about when we think the beetus is going to get Bob, or maybe what else could possibly kill the Blob.

if that's the case, don't forget to add heart attack and mold as options for the poll

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The thought of an immortal robot blobert is an awful concept.

Bob thinking this wouldn't be Robob's eventual fate:

 

[Mola Ram]

The thought of an immortal robot blobert is an awful concept.

I think Morrowind gave us a good idea of what that might be like:

 

[Count groudon]

I think Morrowind gave us a good idea of what that might be like:

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But the dwarves were actually really smart and hard working though. Even this guy was intelligent and capable enough to rig up some spider legs to haul his bloated ass around. Bob can’t even make chicken without doing something stupid to fuck it up

 

[Mola Ram]

But the dwarves were actually really smart and hard working though. Even this guy was intelligent and capable enough to rig up some spider legs to haul his bloated ass around. Bob can’t even make chicken without doing something stupid to fuck it up

I was only going for the visual. Frankly, any comparison to a fictional character will find Bob sorely wanting, unless we're actually comparing him to The Blob itself.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I was only going for the visual. Frankly, any comparison to a fictional character will find Bob sorely wanting, unless we're actually comparing him to The Blob itself.

But the blob did become a massive weightloss success story in the comics. I think it was after house of m or something

 

[Mola Ram]

But the blob did become a massive weightloss success story in the comics. I think it was after house of m or something

Wrong blob.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Wrong blob.

Oh that one. Would need more of a personality to be compared to bob. An awful one at that. That blob has more brains than bob chipman and it's literally mindless

 

[Red Hood]

He doesn't. His "I am the working class" bullshit is something he only does occasionally as a weaksauce attempt to counter people saying he hates the working poor. It's about as sincere as Hillary Clinton telling people to Pokemon Go to the polls.

Bob is perhaps mistakenly conflating an unemployable underclass with "working class".

 

[instythot]

I was only going for the visual. Frankly, any comparison to a fictional character will find Bob sorely wanting, unless we're actually comparing him to The Blob itself.

Can we dial up the size, obnoxiousness and usi of Comic Book Store Guy?

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

When Trump wins 2020, Bob's rage will peal away the heavens with its heat.

the under-rated classic Brick by Brick

A civil rights documentary? What the hell does that have to do with the Superior Future™?

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Bob "If he pries to Christ, he gets the gas"
Chipman

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob "If he pries to Christ, he gets the gas"
Chipman

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"Nigga just close your eyes"

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob "If he pries to Christ, he gets the gas"
Chipman

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It's just a joke guys. Who among us hasn't told a joke about some creative way to genocide our political enemies? Repeatedly? Every day? For years?

That is perfectly normal behavior.

 

[instythot]

Bob "If he pries to Christ, he gets the gas"
Chipman

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Bob's inability to adhere to a simple word count certainly explains the longevity of Game Overthinker

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob "If he pries to Christ, he gets the gas"
Chipman

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Bob even fails at the simplest tasks by giving an answer with more than 5 words.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Bob "If he pries to Christ, he gets the gas"
Chipman

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Bob is a bad example.

I just saved the human race.