Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Yes, Bob. Take the vegan autismo dwarf for some ice cream.
 
Also Bombadil is pretty much a personification of incorruptible chaotic good. If Bob is a Tolkien character he's one of the sniveling orcs eager to serve their master in the most direct, evil way possible.
If anything Bob would be one of the Sackville bagginses, the relatuves who demand things they didn't earn and got all pissy when they didn't get them only instead of wanting bag end Bob wants a star trek future
 
Bob did a two-part video of him sperging about propaganda in pop culture.

 
You guys ever think the reason Bob is so passionate about politics is because it's the only community where he can shout white noise to get anger of his miserable life out there and actully be accepted into a "community" despite being a grotesque monster man?

Like, I feel bad for him to some degree. You never see this guy in any photos besides with his man child brother. And you know he is in his basement fapping and weeping when he hears his brother and pig-wife bump uglies. People make fun of him all the time on YouTube comments about his gay videos. He has diabities and obviously was bullied as a kid. But if he says "fuk trump!!!" In a tweet, Dude can get wall of mindless praise from people because Republicans are literal social pariahs on social media.

Like, if he was born 20 years earlier, this guy would be a straight up radical religious nutjob praising abortion clinics being bombed. This guy obviously is a mommas boy who could never get over people not thinking he is a special, intelligent and charming snowflake and stuck to the easiest form of praise possible. Reviewing mainstream safe movies, tweeting orange man bad, going ham on incels and dorks on gamergate.

Dude is a literal vampire who can only feed on butter and praise from people. He is is too much of a fucking coward to really reach out and be open minded about anything slightly controversial because it will bring back flashbacks of farming kids making him drink toilet water in middle school.
 
You guys ever think the reason Bob is so passionate about politics is because it's the only community where he can shout white noise to get anger of his miserable life out there and actully be accepted into a "community" despite being a grotesque monster man?

Like, I feel bad for him to some degree. You never see this guy in any photos besides with his man child brother. And you know he is in his basement fapping and weeping when he hears his brother and pig-wife bump uglies. People make fun of him all the time on YouTube comments about his gay videos. He has diabities and obviously was bullied as a kid. But if he says "fuk trump!!!" In a tweet, Dude can get wall of mindless praise from people because Republicans are literal social pariahs on social media.

Probably true, but so what? Bob is a grown man who's rapidly heading for the wrong side of 40 (and looks it and then some.) He's not someone like Chris, who's obviously deeply autistic and could be reasonably said to be only partial author of his own misery. He's certainly nothing like Terry Davis, who was unambiguously mentally ill and still managed to do something with his life. Nobody made Bob refuse to emerge from his sophomoric Mario fantasyland other than Bob.

Basically, Bob is a slightly more functional Spoony, and probably only more functional because his family enables him.
 
Like, I feel bad for him to some degree. You never see this guy in any photos besides with his man child brother. And you know he is in his basement fapping and weeping when he hears his brother and pig-wife bump uglies. People make fun of him all the time on YouTube comments about his gay videos. He has diabities and obviously was bullied as a kid. But if he says "fuk trump!!!" In a tweet, Dude can get wall of mindless praise from people because Republicans are literal social pariahs on social media.
Republicans are pariahs with social media addicts. A study recently found that something like 2% of Twitter users are responsible for 40-60% of posts, and only 22% of Americans have a Twitter to begin with.

The reason Bob has found some measure of acceptance with these people for his bile is because most of them are almost as messed up as he is.

Edit: Found the study. It's actually 10% of Twitter users who are responsible for 80% of tweets.
 
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It can still be blocked by the Senate though, so are you hoping the house impeaches Trump only so that he won’t run for re-election?
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First post in this thread for who knows how long but the answer to your question is...
In the case that a House vote passes, not a certainty considering that all it takes for it to fail is one or two vulnerable Dems deciding they don't want to commit suicide, and then the Senate says "lol nope" the outcome will be obvious.
That outcome being a new wave of reeing about how "unfair" and "corrupt" the Senate is and how cool and awesome the House is and how we should really just ditch the Senate entirely.
This won't be limited to Bob and his ilk by the way. You can bet that just like with the Electoral College abolishing the Senate will suddenly become a hot new belief among liberals and their media enablers.
Bob of course will be especially enraged by this.
Remember when he posted that picture of LA County and like ten small flyover states that all together equaled LA's population and that each had two Senators while LA only got the two that California as a whole has?
And how he thought that it was "obscenity"?
You can expect months and months of that if the Dems are dumb to see this through to the bitter end.
 
First post in this thread for who knows how long but the answer to your question is...
In the case that a House vote passes, not a certainty considering that all it takes for it to fail is one or two vulnerable Dems deciding they don't want to commit suicide, and then the Senate says "lol nope" the outcome will be obvious.
That outcome being a new wave of reeing about how "unfair" and "corrupt" the Senate is and how cool and awesome the House is and how we should really just ditch the Senate entirely.
This won't be limited to Bob and his ilk by the way. You can bet that just like with the Electoral College abolishing the Senate will suddenly become a hot new belief among liberals and their media enablers.
Bob of course will be especially enraged by this.
Remember when he posted that picture of LA County and like ten small flyover states that all together equaled LA's population and that each had two Senators while LA only got the two that California as a whole has?
And how he thought that it was "obscenity"?
You can expect months and months of that if the Dems are dumb to see this through to the bitter end.
I don't like betting, but I'm tempted to put down a dollar and say that it's only a matter of time before someone, most likely our friendly neighborhood milk-man @Rei is shit , posts some screenshots from Bob's twitter that prove your words to be prophetic.
 
Edit: Found the study. It's actually 10% of Twitter users who are responsible for 80% of tweets.
DESPITE having the same intellect as Bob...

You can expect months and months of that if the Dems are dumb to see this through to the bitter end.
My body is ready for the deluge of exceptionalism. I just hope Bob doesn't snap and get himself kicked off of social media or has an aneurysm because of this. I'll get bored else wise.

That and I'm not a weirdo who wishes death on huge swathes of the population just because.
 
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