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I think that's because Spiro Agnew got implicated in the Nixon investigations over the Watergate scandal. Spiro Agnew was implicated because he was actively involved in Nixon's shady dealings and wasn't an empty suit like Mike Pence.

Pence is barely involved in the Trump Administration at all. He's just an insurance policy for Trump who was picked to get the remnants of the Religious Right to vote for him in 2016 instead of staying home.

That might be true but the people said the same about Harry S. Truman back then and the guy had the balls to fire Douglas MacArthur and compared with what came after him he wasn't that bad of a President at all.
 
And while IQ "Seems" to be racist. When you start playing around with correlating factors a better picture emerges

"Generally" a kid with two parents in their life tests better into adult hood

"Generally" when you live in a higher end income quartile zip code you test better

"Generally" When your parents have a higher education and work ethic......

for some reason these traits also all happen to be lower in POC (except asians and immigrants)
 
Bob wants a dominatrix alexa
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Don't talk shit about super hero movies
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Snarky hyperbole is the best way to deflect criticism
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IQ tests aren't a particularly good measure of intelligence. They are kind of a good measure of one type of intelligence.

It is very good at measuring things that Correlate with intelligence, and its better at measuring things that show functionality in the modern labor market
Whatever IQ tests are measuring, it is (1) surprisingly useful (2) something less common in blacks (3) much closer to "intelligence" than "agreeing with Bob", which is Bob's sole apparent criterion for judging intelligence. The US military did a whole series of hundreds of studies in the 1940s measuring the effect of IQ on performance of a huge range of individual military tasks and found higher IQ useful for just about all of them, including stuff that would seem to be merely the pure application of physical labor such as loading cannon shells. The fact that statistically speaking, the average black person is worse than the average white person at nearly everything is a huge problem for them independent of any racism that may happen to exist in any particular area. Attacking the concept of IQ is just (trying) to kill the bearer of bad news. Real racial equality was always going to be very hard to achieve, and it's completely impossible when the supposedly pro-black faction is denying the very existence of the real core problems and over-hyping a secondary problem like racism.
 
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Matt and Trey are infinitely more accomplished than you will ever be, Bob. Their names will be remembered in the annals of Western animation for their unique takes on American culture. Your legacy, aside from your YouTube videos and the grave you'll be buried in, is this thread, where your failure was recorded and mocked by people the world over.
 
First post in this thread for who knows how long but the answer to your question is...
In the case that a House vote passes, not a certainty considering that all it takes for it to fail is one or two vulnerable Dems deciding they don't want to commit suicide, and then the Senate says "lol nope" the outcome will be obvious.
That outcome being a new wave of reeing about how "unfair" and "corrupt" the Senate is and how cool and awesome the House is and how we should really just ditch the Senate entirely.
This won't be limited to Bob and his ilk by the way. You can bet that just like with the Electoral College abolishing the Senate will suddenly become a hot new belief among liberals and their media enablers.
Bob of course will be especially enraged by this.
Remember when he posted that picture of LA County and like ten small flyover states that all together equaled LA's population and that each had two Senators while LA only got the two that California as a whole has?
And how he thought that it was "obscenity"?
You can expect months and months of that if the Dems are dumb to see this through to the bitter end.

You know, if three years of watching half of Twitter march towards the moviebob Rubicon shrieking about unfairness and do-overs has taught me anything, it's this:

The Democrats have no desire to win in 2020. Why this is the case is anyone's guess, but if they did, they'd be on the ground in the states Donnie T turned red, talking about jobs and immigration, and in terms that aren't technocrat nsfw fanfic or open border lunacy
 
You know, if three years of watching half of Twitter march towards the moviebob Rubicon shrieking about unfairness and do-overs has taught me anything, it's this:

The Democrats have no desire to win in 2020. Why this is the case is anyone's guess, but if they did, they'd be on the ground in the states Donnie T turned red, talking about jobs and immigration, and in terms that aren't technocrat nsfw fanfic or open border lunacy
They do intend to win, but not in the way you'd imagine.
Quick reminder, in the USA, the President isn't elected by popular vote- instead, they're elected by electoral vote. Each state has a number of electoral votes; whichever way the majority of a state's population votes, that's the way the state's electoral votes are cast (yes, I know about Maine and Nebraska, but they're exceptions.) Whoever gets a total of 270 electoral votes wins the election.
The Democrats are aiming to win the states with the most electoral votes by glutting their urban centers until the urban population outnumbers the non-urban population. Since the urban population overwhelmingly votes Democrat, this means they don't even need to campaign beyond the comforts of the big city.
Look at California and New York. Both states went to Hillary, but if you break it down by voting district, the districts that voted blue are small- these are high population urban enclaves, such as Sacramento and New York City.
They are currently working to flip Texas (a Republican electoral powerhouse) blue by packing big cities like Austin and Houston. They're all but abandoning less populous states like Minnesota because they simply don't provide the numbers they need. Owning California, New York, Florida, Texas, and Illinois alone will give 171 of the 270 electoral votes they need to win. Given that most people emigrating from Democrat strongholds tend towards the cities and retain Democrat voting patterns means, within 20 years, the Democrats may have a lock on the Presidency- providing nothing unusual happens, like a second civil war.
tl;dr- the Democrats are packing states with crazies like Bob until they outnumber the sane people.
"That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off."
 
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He's not even talking about the same thing as the guy he's responding too.

"Hillary Clinton's policies drove red states into poverty."
"Oh, so you're saying Hillary Clinton made them be racist?"

The other guy is talking about the economy (and aside from rust belt states, I don't think he's necessarily correct, quite a few red states are doing fine and quite a few blue states are literally wallowing in human/rat feces) and Beetus Brain Bob immediately jumps to the KKK. Those aren't even directly related issues.

Also, there is literally nothing wrong with militia training camps in general principle. It's just a group of private citizens learning to use firearms in coordinated maneuvers. If there was a militia training camp for tranny communists who wanted to shoot people for misgendering them, Bob would be Twitter cheerleading for it.
 
In 1992, when Bubba took office, Robert Chipman was 11 years old.

"Those of us who were there.."

LARPing faggot.
1992 Bob was probably so absorbed in Super Mario World that he didn't even know that there was an election going on.
And even if he did he was a fucking 11 year old.
At most Mom and Dad might have told him that they wanted this "Bill Clinton" guy, or plot twist they wanted Perot or even Bush, to win.
Of course Bob probably thinks that he was some prodigy who unlike those Bush supporting garbage people could see that Neoliberalism was the wave of the future.
Whats next?
Is he gonna flex about how people "who were there" for Reagan's reelection, like a certain Superior two year old, understand the origins of Trumpism?
Or what about Bush's election? 6 year old Bob "was there" as well.
Maybe 13 year old Bob can tell us all about how the Inferior Republicans brought their fascism to Congress in 1994 and stole a Superior Global Future from the world by putting Clinton's agenda to an end.
Current day almost 40 year old manchild Bob doesn't understand politics worth shit.
And yet this fucker thinks he can flex about "being there" for events that happened before his balls dropped.
 
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Whats next?
Is he gonna flex about how people "who were there" for Reagan's reelection, like a certain Superior two year old, understand the origins of Trumpism?
Or what about Bush's election? 6 year old Bob "was there" as well.
Maybe 14 year old Bob can tell us all about how the Inferior Republicans brought their fascism to Congress in 1994 and stole a Superior Global Future from the world by putting Clinton's agenda to an end.
Current day almost 40 year old manchild Bob doesn't understand politics worth shit.
And yet this fucker thinks he can flex about "being there" for events that happened before his balls dropped.

He literally has done this before. It's just part of his nature to have an opinion on literally everything. He doesn't want to be seen as anything less than the all knowing oracle.
 
He literally has done this before. It's just part of his nature to have an opinion on literally everything. He doesn't want to be seen as anything less than the all knowing oracle.
"I was around for the Reagan administration. I distinctly remember the strong smell of shit and the moist sensation of soiled diapers rubbing against bare, sensitive flesh. I remember the disappointed parents realizing their second son was a bit "special" and took longer than usual to learn to use the toilet properly. What a terrible time for America."

Every time I think Bob's dishonesty and idiocy can't be topped, I learn some new bit of Bob lore that takes it to new heights. It's comforting to know that such a compulsive liar is so awful at lying that he's unable to cause any real damage with his lies.
 
He's not even talking about the same thing as the guy he's responding too.

"Hillary Clinton's policies drove red states into poverty."
"Oh, so you're saying Hillary Clinton made them be racist?"

The other guy is talking about the economy (and aside from rust belt states, I don't think he's necessarily correct, quite a few red states are doing fine and quite a few blue states are literally wallowing in human/rat feces) and Beetus Brain Bob immediately jumps to the KKK. Those aren't even directly related issues.

Also, there is literally nothing wrong with militia training camps in general principle. It's just a group of private citizens learning to use firearms in coordinated maneuvers. If there was a militia training camp for tranny communists who wanted to shoot people for misgendering them, Bob would be Twitter cheerleading for it.
It seems to be a standard thing with the American and Canadian left to accuse anyone concerned about the economy and unemployment issues of being racist, because they do not want to acknowledge that the policies of the left have basically permanently destroyed whole industries and sectors of labour, in the name of globalism.

They think that a white person who is concerned about joblessness and economic decline actually wants to harm the people in other countries that are doing the jobs that left North America. It’s as disgusting as it is nonsensical.
 
He literally has done this before. It's just part of his nature to have an opinion on literally everything. He doesn't want to be seen as anything less than the all knowing oracle.
He's your standard bar stool know-it-all, except that he's too poor and antisocial to bother waddling down to the actual bar in favor of drinking alone in his moldy basement. It's not many people whose situation would be improved by regular bar visits, but it would help Bob to get out of his moldy basement and talk to people outside his echo chamber face-to-face.

It seems to be a standard thing with the American and Canadian left to accuse anyone concerned about the economy and unemployment issues of being racist, because they do not want to acknowledge that the policies of the left have basically permanently destroyed whole industries and sectors of labour, in the name of globalism.

They think that a white person who is concerned about joblessness and economic decline actually wants to harm the people in other countries that are doing the jobs that left North America. It’s as disgusting as it is nonsensical.
Don't tell them that Bill Clinton said, "It's the economy, stupid." No, wait. Actually do tell them that. I want to see them throw Bill under the bus.
 
Don't tell them that Bill Clinton said, "It's the economy, stupid." No, wait. Actually do tell them that. I want to see them throw Bill under the bus.
In terms of raw policy, the Trump administration actually isn't all that different from Bill Clinton's presidency, and not much further right wing, if at all.
 
Whatever IQ tests are measuring, it is (1) surprisingly useful (2) something less common in blacks (3) much closer to "intelligence" than "agreeing with Bob", which is Bob's sole apparent criterion for judging intelligence. The US military did a whole series of hundreds of studies in the 1940s measuring the effect of IQ on performance of a huge range of individual military tasks and found higher IQ useful for just about all of them, including stuff that would seem to be merely the pure application of physical labor such as loading cannon shells. The fact that statistically speaking, the average black person is worse than the average white person at nearly everything is a huge problem for them independent of any racism that may happen to exist in any particular area. Attacking the concept of IQ is just (trying) to kill the bearer of bad news. Real racial equality was always going to be very hard to achieve, and it's completely impossible when the supposedly pro-black faction is denying the very existence of the real core problems and over-hyping a secondary problem like racism.
On that point, one of the reasons that "diversity" works better in the US military than it does in real life is that they give you a thinly disguised IQ test before they let you in, the ASVAB. IIRC much of the analysis in The Bell Curve is actually based on ASVAB results, and it is closely correlated with scores on mainstream IQ tests like the WAIS. There are sections of their test that measure mechanical knowledge but the ones that really matter for getting into the military or getting a desirable specialization are vocabulary, basic math, etc.
 
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WHERE. THE FUCK. DID HE SAY THAT!?

God, Bob’s actual review of Joker is going to be fucking insufferable. If it keeps up the awards traction, I guarantee it’ll be the Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri of the 2020 season in terms of how he hates it for bullshit ideological reasons.
 
WHERE. THE FUCK. DID HE SAY THAT!?

God, Bob’s actual review of Joker is going to be fucking insufferable. If it keeps up the awards traction, I guarantee it’ll be the Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri of the 2020 season in terms of how he hates it for bullshit ideological reasons.

I'm gonna laugh so fuckin' hard if it wins Best Picture.
 
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