Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

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>Bob: "I do not have a unrealistic world view based on a narrow pop culture reference pool!"
>Bob 10 minutes later: "Our current political situation is just like in comic books!"

Hail Hyrdra!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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>Bob: "I do not have a unrealistic world view based on a narrow pop culture reference pool!"
>Bob 10 minutes later: "Our current political situation is just like in comic books!"

>”I’m not a reductionist”
>proceeds to reduce people he doesn’t like to crazy racists
>still hates whites because they’re white

mfw trying to comprehend Bobbyboi’s stupidity

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Did Blob just claim that 35% of Americans have a pro-Nazi (or equivalent) Facebook banner?
Where do clowns like Bob even get this nonsense from?

 

[Big Nasty]

Hail Hyrdra!

Fat duck can't even bother to spell HYDRA correctly.

Edit: Fatfuck, I wrote.

Autocorrect sucks ass.

 

[Judge Holden]

Did Blob just claim that 35% of Americans have a pro-Nazi (or equivalent) Facebook banner?
Where do clowns like Bob even get this nonsense from?

He takes the obsessive "Guilt by association" dogma of the political/media left to its logical extreme.

1. A single troll or kook taints the vague movement he claims to represent ("the threats and bigoted statements of this troll are typical of the alt right!
2. This tainted fringe movement now taints the wider fringe ("the terroristic harassment and bigotry of the alt right show the danger of the far right!")
3. This tainted extreme now taints the hard edge of a political wing ("the influence of the far right is clear among the more reactionary members of the Republican party")
4. The tainted hard edge of a political wing now taints the main body of the political wing ("the failure to rebuke and condemn the bigoted and hateful conduct of its more hard right members proves the Republican party is irrevocably tainted by far right/alt right hate!")
5. The tainted main body of a political wing now taints the most moderate and centre focused ("the so called moderate republicans are just as guilty as the bigoted core of the party for the rise of alt right hegemony!")
6. The tainted moderate and centre edge of a political wing now taints centrist and independent voters ("centrist and independent voters are spineless collaberators with the alt right nazi dominated republican party!")
7. The tainted centre now taints the most moderate and centre aimed opposite political wing ("these fucking neoliberal democrats are just alt right republicans in denial and would allow the alt right terror insurgency free reign to ensure their own power!")
8. The tainted moderate/centrist side of the opposite political wing now taints the mainstream body ("those who refuse to fight against neoliberal nazi collaberators are spineless scum who just want the inevitable alt right republican genocide to murder and rape *half* the immigrant children!")

Which by design culminates in those in the most extreme tactical/ideological edge of the opposite party rapidly turning on eachother for various heresies and petty disputes.

With Moviebob and his ilk, the process is more streamlined

1. Anybody im told to hate by any "woke" media source is evil and needs to be eliminated because they are responsible for me not getting a fresh new clone body to replace my morbidly obese creeper carcass and a moon mansion.
2. They are all evil because a couple hundred neo nazis exist worldwide and trolls say mean things. This automatically makes 200 million americans my personal enemy and I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them.
3. Fuck you. Im not mad.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Of course Bob's a reductionist, but claiming "like, basically" 35% of Americans have Hitler in their Facebook banner" is so oddly specific.
It's like he's LARPing as one of those historical wartime defectors who escaped Germany and documented how things changed over time, but he lacks the courage to leave his basement or the means to move anywhere.
And his delusion is debunked by the simple fact that one of these 80 million Nazis (jfc bob, listen to yourself sometimes) hasn't curbstomped his degenerate ass by now.

Edit: I looked more into the Jason Momoa speech and remembered how Bob said we should all listen to him because he's big and pretended to be Aquaman. Momoa said "If we don't start eating bugs soon the planet is doomed."
Is Bob gonna capitulate? I mean, going from mountain dew chicken to bug salad is kind of a lateral move.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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>Bob: "I do not have a unrealistic world view based on a narrow pop culture reference pool!"
>Bob 10 minutes later: "Our current political situation is just like in comic books!"

I don't know how I missed this the first time. I'm know of the ONE "historic genocidal event" but I'm not familiar the the "multiple" others. Anyone here seen the sequel Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo or the prequel The Yiddining? Do you recommend y/n?

Of course Bob's a reductionist, but claiming "like, basically" 35% of Americans have Hitler in their Facebook banner is so oddly specific.
It's like he's LARPing as one of those historical wartime defectors who escaped Germany and documented how things changed over time, but he lacks the courage to leave his basement or the means to move anywhere.
And his delusion is debunked by the simple fact that one of these 80 million Nazis (jfc bob, listen to yourself sometimes) hasn't curbstomped his degenerate ass by now.

Hey now, that's why he DOESN'T leave the basement unless coerced with the promise of food and booze. Bob is the Resistance and once the EU or Hillary or Pelosi or fascist Mario comes to liberate The United States of America, and turn it into The State of America, he will be hailed as a hero and be greeted with all of the mommy's milkies and tranny cummies he can stand. At least until they Old Yeller the useful idiot when he's no longer of any use.

 

[Arctic Fox]

I don't know how I missed this the first time. I'm know of the ONE "historic genocidal event" but I'm not familiar the the "multiple" others. Anyone here seen the sequel Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo or the prequel The Yiddining? Do you recommend y/n?


Hey now, that's why he DOESN'T leave the basement unless coerced with the promise of food and booze. Bob is the Resistance and once the EU or Hillary or Pelosi or fascist Mario comes to liberate The United States of America, and turn it into The State of America, he will be hailed as a hero and be greeted with all of the mommy's milkies and tranny cummies he can stand. At least until they Old Yeller the useful idiot when he's no longer of any use.

There are numerous genocides across human history. Knowing Bob, he's refering to the holocaust. There was a prequel though.
The Armenian Genocide saw the deaths of 1.5 million Jews and I think another million undesirables. Of course, the Ottomans did that so if Bob knows he likely doesn't care.
Edit: spelling.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

There are numerous genocides across human history. Knowing Bob, he's refering to the holocaust. There was a prequel though.
The Armenian Genocide saw the deaths of 1.5 million Jews and I think another million undesirables. Of course, the Ottomans did that so if Bob knows he likely doesn't care.
Edit: spelling.

Bob is clearly talking about the Nazis and is stupid. Unless Bob thinks that The Holocaust happened multiple times, which is probably the case and laughable (insert your own joke about it not happening once), I can only think that Bob believes that Nazis are the cause of all genocides/ethnic cleansings/whatever term you want for it because that's both wrong easy and Bob doesn't do things that are hard and correct. He probably thinks the Khmer Rouge is some kind of mixer drink or make up foundation.

 

[Lensherr]

So is it safe to assume that Bob was drunk when he wrote his most recent tweets? We've already speculated that he has problems with alcohol, and the fact that he misspelled 'HYDRA' and is acting even more unhinged than usual (IMO) is to me a sign of someone whose inhibitions have been lowered by intoxication.

 

[Mola Ram]

So is it safe to assume that Bob was drunk when he wrote his most recent tweets? We've already speculated that he has problems with alcohol, and the fact that he misspelled 'HYDRA' and is acting even more unhinged than usual (IMO) is to me a sign of someone whose inhibitions have been lowered by intoxication.

I remain a fan of the idea that he suffers from sleep apnea-induced hypoxia, which would also explain his short temper.

 

[Rei is shit]

The amounts of tard cum that one thread is still producing is amazing.




SCREENSHOTTING IS BAD


BILLIONAIRES = GOOD


You are literally diseased bob

This whole thing just keeps spiraling more and more out of control; with a giant rant from Blob laying out his "Final Solution" to the "Trumpish Question". Get out your bingo cards, there's a lot to unpack here:

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Yeah trump just doomed the world via climate change. The chinese are a good boy who dont burn no coal

Its nice to see him finally admit that the high from seeing bad things happen to people he doesn't like is the only shit he can look forward to.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Anti White sentiments repeated calls for political violence aside, the most baffling part about Bob is his passionate belief that he is owed space travel.

I know, right? I mean, what is he even going to do if he somehow gets to go to another planet? He'll spend all his time hanging out at the local McDonald's hunched over his phone tweeting. All I can figure is that protestations to the contrary aside, he derives a pathetically large part of his self-worth from the state that he lives in, and that he thinks that we'll someday soon have an bona fide interstellar empire republic that he can gloat about being a citizen of, if only those dang dirty Republicans would just die already. Or he thinks that everybody else thinks and talks in pop culture terms like he does, so it's actually just a shorthand for an advanced future that contains things that are less socially acceptable for him to openly advocate for like sex robots, genetically-engineered gynoid slaves, and full-body totally immersive VR. (Late edit: probably also the end of religion too, which he can't openly advocate for lest someone ask, "But what about the Muslims, Bob?")

 

[BR55]

I know, right? I mean, what is he even going to do if he somehow gets to go to another planet? He'll spend all his time hanging out at the local McDonald's hunched over his phone tweeting. All I can figure is that protestations to the contrary aside, he derives a pathetically large part of his self-worth from the state that he lives in, and that he thinks that we'll someday soon have an bona fide interstellar empire republic that he can gloat about being a citizen of, if only those dang dirty Republicans would just die already. Or he thinks that everybody else thinks and talks in pop culture terms like he does, so it's actually just a shorthand for an advanced future that contains things that are less socially acceptable for him to openly advocate for like sex robots, genetically-engineered gynoid slaves, and full-body totally immersive VR. (Late edit: probably also the end of religion too, which he can't openly advocate for lest someone ask, "But what about the Muslims, Bob?")

Your mistake is assuming that any of Bob's beliefs are rational or grounded in reality.
He's a massive, heh, manchild who just blindly believes what ever stokes his ego.
Of course, as the TDS thread shows, he's far from alone in that category.
But what makes Bob different is that he adds on top of all that his own brand of ego, sociopathy and batshit insanity and utter inability to grow the fuck up.
He probably watched one those "what will the future look like" videos that said we would have flying cars by 2015 and took it at face value.
Watching Star Trek convinced him of Moon Wheat and Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism.
And the endless amount of cliche "nice nerd gets the girl over jerk jock" movies made him think that "Intelligence is the only virtue". How much you wanna bet that he was slightly ahead of the curb in first grade and that made him think he was hot shit.
So thus we get his sperg outs about how the only thing between humanity and the Singularity is some farmer in Kansas voting for the big R.
Really he's just a small, spiteful, angry person and hopefully he'll do the world a favor and drop dead of a rage aneurism next November.
But not before giving us some prime sperging before he goes.

 

[instythot]

"feet-chair" is a very nice boblogism. I'm guessing his attacks on Aimee is like his attacks on chapo. Something she said hit way to close to home so now its a vendetta to get pay back. And that bit about ONE life stuck on ONE planet is some of the most exceptional shit he has every written. Guess what blob, you will never walk on the moon or mars or anywhere else, get the fuck over it.

Male feminist
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Lets apply this same idea but to youtube channels
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Well... I never expected to see bob interacting politely with someone who spends most of her week screaming about burning down woke journalism. That case of yellow lesbian fever he's displaying symptoms of may be incurable

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

This whole thing just keeps spiraling more and more out of control; with a giant rant from Blob laying out his "Final Solution" to the "Trumpish Question". Get out your bingo cards, there's a lot to unpack here:

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I read this and I don't see a man who's afraid of Right Wing Death Squads. I see a man who hopes that Left Wing Death Squads will rise up and eliminate the people he hates the most. (While he, of course, watches it all unfold from the safety of his basement.)

 

[BubbleButt]

BILLIONAIRES = GOOD
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So Bob thinks Trump is good.

That's nice!

 

[Jack Awful]

Bob used to make me angry, but then I realized he must live in a constant state of fear, stress, and anxiety from a non existent imminent white Trumpian coup and I just laugh.

 

[Toxinophile]

In Other, less interesting Bob News

side note: ya know, in the first minute or so BOB starts this video by gushin off the cuff about some of his replica He-Man swords and I thought: "huh, that was kinda cute", but then not a moment later he talks about The Escapist, where sneers and tells off the "naysaying jerks" who thought he wasn't going to get his old job back. Classy Bob.

More bullet pointed factoids:
Due to some ownership rights kerfuffle, Bob can't reupload his old "The Big Picture" Vids from the old Escapist site to the new Escapist/YT, so he plans to redo and remake almost all 230ish episodes, some with disclaimers about how his views were different from when he made them.
SCHLOCKTOBER full season videos are currently being pumped out, for those who care about his takes on horror movies
MOVIE BOB merch shirts coming soon.
"REALLY THAT GOOD: Star Wars" has been delayed. To make up for that, Bob plans to follow up with another "REALLY THAT GOOD" soon after. It's a secret topic but it's not the Lord of the Rings one.
Escapist newhire will be posting on escapists website soon, Bob recommends to watch when they come out.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Fuck I'm going to have to go to Spirit Halloween to find those swords now.