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>Bob: "I do not have a unrealistic world view based on a narrow pop culture reference pool!"
>Bob 10 minutes later: "Our current political situation is just like in comic books!"
Hail Hyrdra!
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>Bob: "I do not have a unrealistic world view based on a narrow pop culture reference pool!"
>Bob 10 minutes later: "Our current political situation is just like in comic books!"
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>Bob: "I do not have a unrealistic world view based on a narrow pop culture reference pool!"
>Bob 10 minutes later: "Our current political situation is just like in comic books!"
Fat duck can't even bother to spell HYDRA correctly.Hail Hyrdra!
He takes the obsessive "Guilt by association" dogma of the political/media left to its logical extreme.Did Blob just claim that 35% of Americans have a pro-Nazi (or equivalent) Facebook banner?
Where do clowns like Bob even get this nonsense from?
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>Bob: "I do not have a unrealistic world view based on a narrow pop culture reference pool!"
>Bob 10 minutes later: "Our current political situation is just like in comic books!"
Hey now, that's why he DOESN'T leave the basement unless coerced with the promise of food and booze. Bob is the Resistance and once the EU or Hillary or Pelosi or fascist Mario comes to liberate The United States of America, and turn it into The State of America, he will be hailed as a hero and be greeted with all of the mommy's milkies and tranny cummies he can stand. At least until they Old Yeller the useful idiot when he's no longer of any use.Of course Bob's a reductionist, but claiming "like, basically" 35% of Americans have Hitler in their Facebook banner is so oddly specific.
It's like he's LARPing as one of those historical wartime defectors who escaped Germany and documented how things changed over time, but he lacks the courage to leave his basement or the means to move anywhere.
And his delusion is debunked by the simple fact that one of these 80 million Nazis (jfc bob, listen to yourself sometimes) hasn't curbstomped his degenerate ass by now.
There are numerous genocides across human history. Knowing Bob, he's refering to the holocaust. There was a prequel though.I don't know how I missed this the first time. I'm know of the ONE "historic genocidal event" but I'm not familiar the the "multiple" others. Anyone here seen the sequel Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo or the prequel The Yiddining? Do you recommend y/n?
Hey now, that's why he DOESN'T leave the basement unless coerced with the promise of food and booze. Bob is the Resistance and once the EU or Hillary or Pelosi or fascist Mario comes to liberate The United States of America, and turn it into The State of America, he will be hailed as a hero and be greeted with all of the mommy's milkies and tranny cummies he can stand. At least until they Old Yeller the useful idiot when he's no longer of any use.
Bob is clearly talking about the Nazis and is stupid. Unless Bob thinks that The Holocaust happened multiple times, which is probably the case and laughable (insert your own joke about it not happening once), I can only think that Bob believes that Nazis are the cause of all genocides/ethnic cleansings/whatever term you want for it because that's both wrong easy and Bob doesn't do things that are hard and correct. He probably thinks the Khmer Rouge is some kind of mixer drink or make up foundation.There are numerous genocides across human history. Knowing Bob, he's refering to the holocaust. There was a prequel though.
The Armenian Genocide saw the deaths of 1.5 million Jews and I think another million undesirables. Of course, the Ottomans did that so if Bob knows he likely doesn't care.
Edit: spelling.
So is it safe to assume that Bob was drunk when he wrote his most recent tweets? We've already speculated that he has problems with alcohol, and the fact that he misspelled 'HYDRA' and is acting even more unhinged than usual (IMO) is to me a sign of someone whose inhibitions have been lowered by intoxication.
This whole thing just keeps spiraling more and more out of control; with a giant rant from Blob laying out his "Final Solution" to the "Trumpish Question". Get out your bingo cards, there's a lot to unpack here:
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I know, right? I mean, what is he even going to do if he somehow gets to go to another planet? He'll spend all his time hanging out at the local McDonald's hunched over his phone tweeting. All I can figure is that protestations to the contrary aside, he derives a pathetically large part of his self-worth from the state that he lives in, and that he thinks that we'll someday soon have an bona fide interstellarAnti White sentiments repeated calls for political violence aside, the most baffling part about Bob is his passionate belief that he is owed space travel.
Your mistake is assuming that any of Bob's beliefs are rational or grounded in reality.I know, right? I mean, what is he even going to do if he somehow gets to go to another planet? He'll spend all his time hanging out at the local McDonald's hunched over his phone tweeting. All I can figure is that protestations to the contrary aside, he derives a pathetically large part of his self-worth from the state that he lives in, and that he thinks that we'll someday soon have an bona fide interstellarempirerepublic that he can gloat about being a citizen of, if only those dang dirty Republicans would just die already. Or he thinks that everybody else thinks and talks in pop culture terms like he does, so it's actually just a shorthand for an advanced future that contains things that are less socially acceptable for him to openly advocate for like sex robots, genetically-engineered gynoid slaves, and full-body totally immersive VR. (Late edit: probably also the end of religion too, which he can't openly advocate for lest someone ask, "But what about the Muslims, Bob?")
"feet-chair" is a very nice boblogism. I'm guessing his attacks on Aimee is like his attacks on chapo. Something she said hit way to close to home so now its a vendetta to get pay back. And that bit about ONE life stuck on ONE planet is some of the most exceptional shit he has every written. Guess what blob, you will never walk on the moon or mars or anywhere else, get the fuck over it.
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Lets apply this same idea but to youtube channels
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This whole thing just keeps spiraling more and more out of control; with a giant rant from Blob laying out his "Final Solution" to the "Trumpish Question". Get out your bingo cards, there's a lot to unpack here:
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