Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Yes, but don’t forget the long history of immigrants going to the US and changing their names to be more American/Anglo-Saxon.

Bob has literally humblebragged about being directly descended from someone on the Mayflower.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Lying about being an indian is just what teachers do
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Silly voters, Warren can't be a liar because of her aesthetic! Doesn't she look trustworthy?
Literally superficial reasoning. Well, to be honest, this is probably not any dumber than any other Elizabeth Warren defender, but personally I would set my sights higher than the average achievement level of the special ed classroom, wouldn't you?

Bob didn't need to defraud his way into college. Remember, he went to an elite Jesuit prep school

>Taught by Jesuits
>Claimed to be a ninja

Bob has literally humblebragged about being directly descended from someone on the Mayflower.

He was descended from the barnacles attached to the hull. They made the ship look uglier while adding drag but producing nothing useful. And now Bob is doing the same thing to the Progressive movement.

 

[Mola Ram]

Marginally Bob-related; this is more about Jack Packard attempting to singlehandedly torch Red Letter Media through association with a bloated, hateful, tantrummy manchild:

 

[elder god]

Superior gun owner

Moviesoy gets accused of toxic masculinity

It would be less funny if Bob said this shit two weeks ago, or two years ago, but he's now trying to deny shit he's said within hours of saying it. Bob's that fucking stupid. He is such a treat. Ill be sad the day beetus finally takes him off to that superior fuchah in the sky. He's a fucking treat.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Marginally Bob-related; this is more about Jack Packard attempting to singlehandedly torch Red Letter Media through association with a bloated, hateful, tantrummy manchild:

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I do not know where Jack's love of Blobert comes from. I looked into it a while ago to see what their "relationship" was like. It was weird. For FIVE years, starting in June 26, 2012, Jack commented on Bob's timeline before Bob interacted with him on October 10, 2017.

Spoiler: Jack's version of "Ey gorl!"

Spoiler: when senpai notices you

From there Bob and Jack have a little bit of...something

Here Bob says that The Last Jedi, a movie he starts his review by saying, and I quote, "Ohhhh thank fuck it's good" is in part about holding on to the...past...

Spoiler: superior past

Here's a trifecta of hot takes about the vidja gayme DOOM.

Spoiler: You could roast a marshmallow from the heat

And of course there had to be something about Disney. Remember the mantra!

Spoiler: loyalty to disney loyalty to the brand

The vid being referenced. It's about the "conspiracy" that Disney buys good reviews and press. Guess what side of the fence Bob falls on.

And...that's it pretty much. The only time I could find, and someone better than I might be able to do a better search, Bob ever talking back, directly, to Jack was when he was asking about how to do game capture. Love unrequited is a hell of a thing.

I've wondered what all the other members of RLM's thoughts on Bob are. They seem to not have a love of Trump so they'd have that in common with Bob. I've had a sneaking suspicion that Jay respects him. In their Re:View of Independence Day, Jay makes mention of people who's opinions he respects that love the movie and defend it. There's only one sped that I know of, who has any kind of viewership, that is vocal about their adoration of ID4. You might say that they say that it's really...that good!

Granted, that's all I've got to go by but it always struck me as odd.

 

[BubbleButt]

Granted, that's all I've got to go by but it always struck me as odd.

Any support for Bob leaves a bad taste in my mouth... At least Jay's pretty.

 

[Rei is shit]

AIDS moby is exactly the sort who would like bob.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

I do not know where Jack's love of Blobert comes from. I looked into it a while ago to see what their "relationship" was like. It was weird. For FIVE years, starting in June 26, 2012, Jack commented on Bob's timeline before Bob interacted with him on October 10, 2017.

Spoiler: Jack's version of "Ey gorl!"

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Spoiler: when senpai notices you

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From there Bob and Jack have a little bit of...something

Here Bob says that The Last Jedi, a movie he starts his review by saying, and I quote, "Ohhhh thank fuck it's good" is in part about holding on to the...past...

Spoiler: superior past

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Here's a trifecta of hot takes about the vidja gayme DOOM.

Spoiler: You could roast a marshmallow from the heat

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And of course there had to be something about Disney. Remember the mantra!

Spoiler: loyalty to disney loyalty to the brand

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The vid being referenced. It's about the "conspiracy" that Disney buys good reviews and press. Guess what side of the fence Bob falls on.

And...that's it pretty much. The only time I could find, and someone better than I might be able to do a better search, Bob ever talking back, directly, to Jack was when he was asking about how to do game capture. Love unrequited is a hell of a thing.

I've wondered what all the other members of RLM's thoughts on Bob are. They seem to not have a love of Trump so they'd have that in common with Bob. I've had a sneaking suspicion that Jay respects him. In their Re:View of Independence Day, Jay makes mention of people who's opinions he respects that love the movie and defend it. There's only one sped that I know of, who has any kind of viewership, that is vocal about their adoration of ID4. You might say that they say that it's really...that good!View attachment 958373

Granted, that's all I've got to go by but it always struck me as odd.

I do not know where Jack's love of Blobert comes from. I looked into it a while ago to see what their "relationship" was like. It was weird. For FIVE years, starting in June 26, 2012, Jack commented on Bob's timeline before Bob interacted with him on October 10, 2017.

Spoiler: Jack's version of "Ey gorl!"

View attachment 958280

Spoiler: when senpai notices you

View attachment 958271

From there Bob and Jack have a little bit of...something

Here Bob says that The Last Jedi, a movie he starts his review by saying, and I quote, "Ohhhh thank fuck it's good" is in part about holding on to the...past...

Spoiler: superior past

View attachment 958306

Here's a trifecta of hot takes about the vidja gayme DOOM.

Spoiler: You could roast a marshmallow from the heat

View attachment 958317

And of course there had to be something about Disney. Remember the mantra!

Spoiler: loyalty to disney loyalty to the brand

View attachment 958348

The vid being referenced. It's about the "conspiracy" that Disney buys good reviews and press. Guess what side of the fence Bob falls on.

And...that's it pretty much. The only time I could find, and someone better than I might be able to do a better search, Bob ever talking back, directly, to Jack was when he was asking about how to do game capture. Love unrequited is a hell of a thing.

I've wondered what all the other members of RLM's thoughts on Bob are. They seem to not have a love of Trump so they'd have that in common with Bob. I've had a sneaking suspicion that Jay respects him. In their Re:View of Independence Day, Jay makes mention of people who's opinions he respects that love the movie and defend it. There's only one sped that I know of, who has any kind of viewership, that is vocal about their adoration of ID4. You might say that they say that it's really...that good!View attachment 958373

Granted, that's all I've got to go by but it always struck me as odd.

Well that was back in 2016 a lot can change in three years

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

AIDS moby is exactly the sort who would like bob.

AIDS Moby also likes Allison Pregler and is doing (or has done) a collab:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/red-letter-media.8915/page-130#post-5186510

Part of that collab must be "infecting her with his AIDS" because Allison looks about ready to drop any day now. Maybe it's the fact that her hair has that "styled like the thinning tresses of a consumptive albino child" look to it...

 

[RodgerDodger]

The last name "Chipman" is Anglo-Saxon, the mayonnaisest of mayonnaise ghouls.

He can quite literally and honestly trace his ancestry back to the Mayflower. It don't get more mayonnaise ghoul than Bob

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Anyone here hoping that Joker nets several (and maybe win) Oscar nominations, including Best Picture? Watching Bob sperg out on Twitter would be all the entertainment I need for 2020, especially how he got salty that the almighty Black Panther failed to win that category.

 

[Positron]

Principles are not part of the superior future

There are no principles, no tactics, only targets.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Anyone here hoping that Joker nets several (and maybe win) Oscar nominations, including Best Picture? Watching Bob sperg out on Twitter would be all the entertainment I need for 2020, especially how he got salty that the almighty Black Panther failed to win that category.

It would be funny if it happened, but that the Academy would dignify a [sneer]comic book movie[/sneer] with Best Picture is a long shot at best; Heath Ledger wouldn't have won Best Supporting Actor if he hadn't fucking died. However, Richard Jewell is coming up in December and if it's as incisive about the fake news of yore as advertised, then 1) it could actually get some Oscar traction and 2) Bob's take will be so hot as to be completely stripped of electrons.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Anyone here hoping that Joker nets several (and maybe win) Oscar nominations, including Best Picture? Watching Bob sperg out on Twitter would be all the entertainment I need for 2020, especially how he got salty that the almighty Black Panther failed to win that category.

Maybe he'll actually get a fatal heart attack because of it (though I do not believe we are that lucky)

 

[BR55]

Anyone here hoping that Joker nets several (and maybe win) Oscar nominations, including Best Picture? Watching Bob sperg out on Twitter would be all the entertainment I need for 2020, especially how he got salty that the almighty Black Panther failed to win that category.

The critics have already decided that Joker is dangerous and going to get Trump reelected and so Bob is going to claim that this fact "vindicates" him because God forbid Bob ever be anything but a bootlicking drone.
After all these are the same critics who loved The Last Jedi and Captain Marvel, the former being terrible and the latter being aggressively okay in reality, how could they be wrong?
Besides those fucking plebs don't know what True and Honest art is and the common man doesn't get to have a voice like Bob does.
There I just summed up Bob's incoming year long sperg out about Joker in three sentences.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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"Human behavior runs on both a psychological and a biological axis - the psychological one is not binary."

I have no idea what this is even supposed to mean.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

"Human behavior runs on both a psychological and a biological axis - the psychological one is not binary."

I have no idea what this is even supposed to mean.

Don't worry, neither does he.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Follow up to Jack

Jack has yet to respond to this allegation.

Something I didn’t notice yesterday, after the first guy told Jack what a jerk face Bob was Bob was removed from the reply chain. Who removed Bob so he wouldn’t immediately see all these bullies bullying Bob? Well that would be the whitest of knights, Jack.

 

[Mola Ram]

Follow up to Jack

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Jack has yet to respond to this allegation.

Something I didn’t notice yesterday, after the first guy told Jack what a jerk face Bob was Bob was removed from the reply chain. Who removed Bob so he wouldn’t immediately see all these bullies bullying Bob? Well that would be the whitest of knights, Jack.

It's so weird to see Jack stan for Bob. Being someone who grew up on a farm and a resident of one of those darn dirty Trump-voting, Midwestern, blue collar states, Jack is definitionally one of Bob's obsolescents (ironically, Jack has actually procreated, putting him several leaps ahead of Bob on the evolutionary footrace). More to the point, Bob has had some sneers about RLM, when he talks about them at all. No accounting for taste, I guess, but it's astonishing to me he wasn't anticipating people calling him out for endorsing one of the most toxic personalities on Twitter.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

To be fair, Jack has always been super unfunny and a literal symbol of AIDS. It's not surprising he would like Bob.