Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I could see it get praised if and when the media realize that they have fucked up HUGE and need to dial back their bullshit hate mongering for the sake of getting moderate and normies on their side in time for the election.

(For those too young; Jewell got falsely accused of being a bomber but the real villain turned out to be Eric Rudolph; a white supremacist/anti-abortion zealot who besides bombing the Olympics in Atlanta, killed multiple abortion clinic doctors).

They could use the film as a call to arms to tell the lunatic left to stop terrorizing and threatening normies, pointing out what happened to Jewell and how it lets the really bad people get away with their crimes by fixating the hate mob onto actual innocent people like Jewell

As for Joker.....

One theme of Joker seems to be to mimic Occupy Wallstreet which is insane given that the film is set in the 1980s which was a completely different environment where Occupy Wall-Street could never happen given anti-communinist sentiment at the time (the Cold War had been heated up with the Afghanistan invasion by Russia and Reagan's election).

Also, the idea of Joker being a symbol for the masses, without even knowing it and the implications that Joker would actually lean into it as opposed to immediately trying to off the protesters for copyright infringement or finding a way to weaponize them against Batman. At which point.... why even use Joker since "Batman villain using the mindless sheep that is the masses against the institutes of Gotham" is Penguin's bread and butt/stock plotline, as far as Penguin being the character who Batman writers use for such plotlines (as far as Penguin using populist anger to get elected Mayor).

Honestly, to me it felt like this weird mix of Taxi Driver and No Country for Old Men until the end of the second act or so, where the thing just hits the ground running and didn't let up until the end. I could be entirely wrong, but to me it felt like the whole message of the movie was that the society of the setting was, owing to its own decadence, engineering the very things that would seek to endanger it - a cautionary tale that by ignoring the problems around them, they were guaranteeing that instead of a more rational option winning out, the craziest fucker in the room was going to grab the ball and run with it.

I don't think it's a coincidence that as a set-piece, it seemed to be set in the 80s, and Gotham was very clearly based on NYC. NYC during the 80s was in the middle of the shithole period, as any resident of this state at the time could tell you, when crime was rampant and the government repeatedly failed in its duties. The whole place feels just as unclean and broken as NYC did back then, and whoever clearly did a lot of work on set design and referencing events from the 1980s.

Small wonder Bob hates it. It's a complete repudiation of his entire ethos.
 
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>Semi sentient grease globster obsessed with hating people he deems inferior and non-elite and depriving them of basic human rights and resources in order to eventually wipe them out is *outraged* that other people dont want to forcibly involve themselves in the affairs of other nations without any tangible benefit to anybody under the pretext of defending basic human rights and resources

Blobbo remains as consistent as he is thin, handsome, and of some vague use to humanity
 
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Well, its not like he would ever join the military. He wouldn't have to go overseas and be boots on the ground. He wouldn't risk life and limb.
Also, "only fight to win"? What does that even mean? Does he want to waste the lives of our Soldiers and our resources in a perpetual, dead end conflict with no resolution?
 
No, he just reflexively assumes any position that allows him to shit on Trump and the Mayonnaise Ghouls. Intellectual consistency is for the inferiors past.
Well it’s not just this most recent tweet that makes me think that. It’s also the fact that he seriously considered voting for John McCain in the 2008 election as well as his desire for a corporate oligarchy among other things.
 
Well it’s not just this most recent tweet that makes me think that. It’s also the fact that he seriously considered voting for John McCain in the 2008 election as well as his desire for a corporate oligarchy among other things.
I think Der Nintendofuhrer just really likes the idea of a central power being in control of everything, and if that involves going in and taking control guns blazing, he's more than happy with it. If he was born in an earlier era he would replace "populism" with "democracy" as the horrible thing the unwashed masses were going to destroy everything with. Hell, he's flat out spoken out against democracy on several occasions.
 
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MovieBlob, you are the last person to criticize and say “sort out the genocide” when you unironically wish you could Thanos snap an entire political party out of existence, differing opinions in that political party be damned.
 
What the fuck does MovieBlob even do anymore except tweet neocon-shithead talking points without even realizing it?
He still gives horrible takes on movies, and very rarely video games on his youtube channel. Just recently he whined about how The Joker has bad morals because it's about disaffected gamers people rising up instead of a woke people Trump supporter murder simulator.
 
Well, its not like he would ever join the military. He wouldn't have to go overseas and be boots on the ground. He wouldn't risk life and limb.
Also, "only fight to win"? What does that even mean? Does he want to waste the lives of our Soldiers and our resources in a perpetual, dead end conflict with no resolution?
I think he does want a dead-end conflict, because he knows those chads he hates are going to enlist, go overseas, and quite possibly die.
 
What the fuck does MovieBlob even do anymore except tweet neocon-shithead talking points without even realizing it?
Literally nothing other than turning perfectly good food into shit

Thats one of the many existential jokes of Moviebob's existence.

Were he an accomplished medical scientist working on a cure for cancer or a rocket scientist or the inventor of some revolutionary microchip of the discoverer of some hitherto unknown species of microbe....his vile personality and the repulsive ideals he latches on to would still have pretty much the whole of humanity write him off as a worthless sack of shit solely because of how much a of a whiny, sanctimonious, hateful cunt he would be.

The fact he has this persona while also being a literal obese neckbeard basement dweller who exists solely to rant about pop culture on the internet and get in twitter fights is what turns this into such a farce.

Moviebob is the kind of character who should only exist in the shitty ironysnark political cartoons made by the likes of Andrew Dobson as a lazy caricature of how evil and stupid nurds are. That he not only exists but fully subscribes to the sophmoric worldview of such cartoon creators is something that still astounds me to this day.
 
Literally nothing other than turning perfectly good food into shit

Thats one of the many existential jokes of Moviebob's existence.

Were he an accomplished medical scientist working on a cure for cancer or a rocket scientist or the inventor of some revolutionary microchip of the discoverer of some hitherto unknown species of microbe....his vile personality and the repulsive ideals he latches on to would still have pretty much the whole of humanity write him off as a worthless sack of shit solely because of how much a of a whiny, sanctimonious, hateful cunt he would be.

The fact he has this persona despite being a literal obese neckbeard basement dweller who exists solely to rant about pop culture on the internet and get in twitter fights is what turns this into such a farce.
Bobby lacks the charisma to have been a project paperclip scientist. No matter what bleeding edge expertise he had, they would have just shot him.
 
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