Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

"Not human." - a mantra repeated by a fat man who YouTubes and tweets all day.

I dunno if its good idea to shit talk nonstop about exceptional hot political takes, Bob. I mean, I'm pretty sure in an almost impressive feat, left, right and centrist think you are pretty much a nazi in plainclothes all around.

Didn’t the Nazis hated everyone across the political spectrum?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

When the day that tweets can determine whether or not someone should be on a watchlist, AND when the pendulum effect turns on the general leftist, how big of a punishment would Bob get for his mantra of social genocide/genocide of a specific class in society?

 

[Neko GF]

When the day that tweets can determine whether or not someone should be on a watchlist, AND when the pendulum effect turns on the general leftist, how big of a punishment would Bob get for his mantra of social genocide/genocide of a specific class in society?

Personally I think, he'll get ignored considering that it's unlikely that Bob will ever actually act on his tweets and very few people actually take them seriously (and those who take them seriously probably won't act either). Or he'll be placed under some form of personal surveillance and be banned from all forms of social media. In either scenario he'll almost certainly be placed on a watch list almost solely due to his emotional mindset, which can best be summed up with this YouTube comment:

Spoiler: Bob's mindset

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Personally I think, he'll either get ignored considering that it's unlikely that Bob will ever actually act on his tweets and very few people actually take them seriously (and those who take them seriously probably won't act either). Or he'll be placed under some form of personal surveillance and be banned from all forms of social media. Either way he'll almost certainly be placed on a watch list almost solely due to his emotional mindset, which can best be summed up with this YouTube comment:

Spoiler: Bob's mindset

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What I was hypothesizing was a future where your words alone can get you put on a list, like “Minority Report” but instead of psychic tech arresting future criminals, it’s just people looking through your twitter and arresting you for saying “kill all the niggers” when you were blackout drunk a long ass time ago. Now I do agree with you that the almost-inevitability of him being on a watchlist is real (and frankly I’m surprised that he hasn’t already by his own “friends and family” since he is clearly unstable even by “Orange Man Bad” standards).

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Only by the broadest definitions are any of those jobs to be considered working class. At best they're a conduit by which the the products of value are delivered to the bourgeoisie, and would place Bob right in the same position he's in now, neither wealthy or elite nor creating anything of value.

I'm more interested in him arguing that he's working class just because he worked some menial jobs at an earlier point in his life.

It would be like saying some software engineer is a working class person because he worked as a fry cook during his summers off from college.

 

[Neko GF]

What I was hypothesizing was a future where your words alone can get you put on a list, like “Minority Report” but instead of psychic tech arresting future criminals, it’s just people looking through your twitter and arresting you for saying “kill all the niggers” when you were blackout drunk a long ass time ago.

In that case, he'll either end up in some kind of mental institute/ asylum. There's no chance in hell someone like Bob would be left to roam free and spread his brand of insanity in a right wing dystopia.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

What does that first tweet even mean?

That bob is Mad he doxxed himself and people saved it because he is a giant asshole but he is incapable of self reflection at a molecular level

 

[Neko GF]

In a similar manner to the way he makes of fun other's lack of intelligence despite being an exceptional individual, Bob likes to make fun of other's appearances despite looking like an even fatter version of Mundane Matt.

On a similar note, why do so many left wing, nerdy lolcows (Examples Bob, Mundane Matt, Tom Preston) look like Al from Toy Story 2?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I guess he's saying we can't laugh at him because he lived in a basement six years ago, and obviously life has just gotten better and better for hard-working artist Bob since then. What's that? Oh, he still lives in a basement, just a different one?


Maybe someday Bob will make enough money to join the surface-dwellers, but that day will not be soon.

 

[Mola Ram]

I guess he's saying we can't laugh at him because he lived in a basement six years ago, and obviously life has just gotten better and better for hard-working artist Bob since then. What's that? Oh, he still lives in a basement, just a different one?


Maybe someday Bob will make enough money to join the surface-dwellers, but that day will not be soon.

Have we really gotten almost 2200 pages deep without anyone ever calling him "MorlockBob"?

EDIT: Feh, we were calling him a Morlock in 2017. Well, it's still true.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Too all you saying bob isn't an artist, how can you look at this and not weep?
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We'll all be pro-genocide soon!
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Ah how silly of me. I forgot that Bob has produced masterpieces that rival the great artists of our time, like my neighbors' six year old.

Considering that Bob gets a very steady stream of people across the political spectrum calling him a eugenicist and Nazi, you'd think he'd realize he needs to back off the pants-on-head psycho rants like this. This is the kind of thing people get called crazy and dangerous for saying about terrorist groups that actually kill people and he's saying it about people who have done nothing but talk and shitpost about a conspiracy theory on the internet. He can't stop though, because he lacks the capacity to learn, or control himself, or both. Keep powerleveling Bob. Never change.

KF sharing "abuse-pornography"? Where did he get that accusation from?

My guess is that he means revenge porn, which is technically true considering things like the Mumkey Jones sex tapes, although they would have been shared elsewhere if not here. Hell, mainstream journalists have shared similar things involving celebrities and profited off them. My guess is he's calling it "abuse-pornography" in an attempt to make it sound scarier.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It's not accurate to call Bob a Morlock. The Morlocks knew how to make things work and performed all of the necessary labor. Bob has no idea how anything works, from economics to politics to personal relationships, and instead of labor he's just shitting out his opinions for the world to laugh at. They're not even important opinions, he spends all of his "working" time absorbing and obsessing about completely disposable and superficial pop ephemera!

 

[R.E.O. Spedwagon]

Bob has the looks of the Morlocks with all the ability of the Eloi.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

It's not accurate to call Bob a Morlock. The Morlocks knew how to make things work and performed all of the necessary labor. Bob has no idea how anything works, from economics to politics to personal relationships, and instead of labor he's just shitting out his opinions for the world to laugh at. They're not even important opinions, he spends all of his "working" time absorbing and obsessing about completely disposable and superficial pop ephemera!

Bob is an entertainer....and he makes a modest income doing so

nothing wrong with that

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is an entertainer....and he makes a modest income doing so

nothing wrong with that

He entertains the shit out of us, that's true.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

He entertains the shit out of us, that's true.

But like if I was as successful as Matt (able to professionally youtube) I'd try to have humility

 

[Mola Ram]

But like if I was as successful as Matt (able to professionally youtube) I'd try to have humility

One never knows how even a modest amount of fame will affect one's character. I mean, Bob barely qualifies as Z-list and he's an insufferable asshole.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

One never knows how even a modest amount of fame will affect one's character. I mean, Bob barely qualifies as Z-list and he's an insufferable asshole.

Bob seems like thats who he always was thou

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob is an entertainer....and he makes a modest income doing so

nothing wrong with that

The girls who made "Two Girls One Cup" are entertainers too. And their filmography is more culturally significant than Bob's.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

The girls who made "Two Girls One Cup" are entertainers too. And their filmography is more culturally significant than Bob's.

Bob had A video that went viral.....about an awful adam sandler movie. But thats not the standard. Does Bob's reviewing entertain people enough to make a living (yes)