Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[instythot]

Woah, i'm truly surprised there. Bob doesn't know 100% what kind of usefulness he will have in his superior bright future. Did he developed the faintest shred of self awareness or is he stalling to come up with some bullshit?

Also, it's really cute to see him saying he's not advocating for the extermination of "the unskilled" or that he's not selfish. I've never thought Bob would be ever be capable of making me laugh so much.

I'm just surprised he didn't have a pre-rephrased version of "I will tell you how to properly enjoy superhero movies and Mario games of course" at hand to copy and paste as necessary

 

[BScCollateral]

I loved the first Iron Man because it captured how much fun it is to fiddle with something technical. There's actually a subtext where Tony's enjoying building his suit so much that he almost loses his company.

 

[instythot]

Seems kinda transphobic for Bob to be giving this joke more reach with his platform

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Seems kinda transphobic for Bob to be giving this joke more reach with his platform

I am literally shaking

 

[Jarolleon]

Bob writes like an exceptional individual so half the time I can't tell what he's saying, but is he actually arguing here that a) everyone other than white men are corporate whores and b) it's good to be a corporate whore?

"Women and minorities love selling their principles to corporations" is not an own on white men, Bob.

Edit: Also, people of all backgrounds seem pissed as hell that various corporations have been selling out to China recently. Has Bob tweeted anything about the China situation yet or is he ignoring it because he loves corporate power too much?

Or The Man is white & therefore forgives his own for not sucking up to him, while everyone else is forced by circumstance to suck up and take every opportunity they can get?

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

"Women and minorities love selling their principles to corporations" is not an own on white men, Bob.

Also they are poorer then White Men

So they shouldnt want to sell out

makes you think

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob Chipman DESTROYS and EDUCATES authentic redneck with FACTS and LOGIC.

Spoiler: American of intelligence

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If only Josh had spent 8 years in community college, instead of Yale like Bob did. If he had he might have ended up being an American of intelligence and perhaps nearly as smart as Bob. He should start posting when he starts posting high quality shit like: ranting about the superior future, autisticly fan-boying over Marvel movies or ranting about how the majority of the United States are dumb and evil and deserve to be disenfranchised.

The idea that someone with an elite education would care about "the obsoletes" and speak for them is alien to Bob so he assumes it must be a con.

Also, it's really cute to see him saying he's not advocating for the extermination of "the unskilled" or that he's not selfish. I've never thought Bob would be ever be capable of making me laugh so much.

"These people need to be rendered completely powerless by the political system. Also replace all their jobs with robots. Also they need to be "phased out" of society in some ambiguous way because of their genetic inferiority. Also they shouldn't really even be thought of as people or human."

"I'm not advocating exterminating anyone. Sounds like a you problem if you think that's what I'm saying, friendo."

I hate to go all Godwin's Law, but a lot of literal Nazis could make equally plausible denials before they got in power. When a sentence provides enough context clues, it's not too hard to fill in the missing word at the end, and you don't have to be paranoid about "dogwhistles" like so many on the left to figure it out.

He's right that he doesn't want exterminate the unskilled though. Most of his vitriol is against people who do skilled physical labor.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I hate to go all Godwin's Law, but a lot of literal Nazis could make equally plausible denials before they got in power. When a sentence provides enough context clues, it's not too hard to fill in the missing word at the end, and you don't have to be paranoid about "dogwhistles" like so many on the left to figure it out.

He's right that he doesn't want exterminate the unskilled though. Most of his vitriol is against people who do skilled physical labor.

Bob also advocates for Technocracy which is kind of Faschy as a System of government

Wants to exterminate his political enemies
and supports a non democratic authoritarian political model
Also is unambigously pro companies kissing up to china

 

[instythot]

The idea that someone with an elite education would care about "the obsoletes" and speak for them is alien to Bob so he assumes it must be a con.


"These people need to be rendered completely powerless by the political system. Also replace all their jobs with robots. Also they need to be "phased out" of society in some ambiguous way because of their genetic inferiority. Also they shouldn't really even be thought of as people or human."

"I'm not advocating exterminating anyone. Sounds like a you problem if you think that's what I'm saying, friendo."

I hate to go all Godwin's Law, but a lot of literal Nazis could make equally plausible denials before they got in power. When a sentence provides enough context clues, it's not too hard to fill in the missing word at the end, and you don't have to be paranoid about "dogwhistles" like so many on the left to figure it out.

He's right that he doesn't want exterminate the unskilled though. Most of his vitriol is against people who do skilled physical labor.

I just came up with an idea for Bob the next time he complains about being so working class he barely gets by:

Add an "I stop talking about politics" tier to his Patreon

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I just came up with an idea for Bob the next time he complains about being so working class he barely gets by:

Add an "I stop talking about politics" tier to his Patreon

I'm pretty sure he would literally explode as soon as Trump or some rando Republican did something that he wanted to fume or be smug about on Twitter.

 

[Neko GF]

Bob talks about a subject he knows a lot about and has a lot of experience with. That being the "harassment" of female non-white politicians.

Spoiler: Hot Takes

I think Bob was being sincere here. I mean Bob's Tulsi Derangement Syndrome sperging should be enough evidence that he does support "harassing" non-white female politicians... At least the ones he disagrees with.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Why is Blobbing making this about race and gender? Maybe no one should be harassed and people should just point out fallacies within their arguments or refute them?

Oh right, because minority women can do no wrong regardless if you’re horribly racist, etc.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I'm pretty sure he would literally explode as soon as Trump or some rando Republican did something that he wanted to fume or be smug about on Twitter.

Bob would literally go like Homer Simpson in that episode he tried to restrain his anger and became a massive rampaging orangutan after not letting out his anger for 5 seconds. But that's giving Bob the inmense credit of being able of having restrain.

Oh right, because minority women can do no wrong regardless if you’re horribly racist, etc.

Who cares if you are racist? It's worse to be WRONG. Specially to believe in the wrong things, you silly women.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob talks about a subject he knows a lot about and has a lot of experience with. That being the "harassment" of female non-white politicians.

Spoiler: Hot Takes

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I think Bob was being sincere here. I mean Bob's Tulsi Derangement Syndrome sperging should be enough evidence that he does support "harassing" non-white female politicians... At least the ones he disagrees with.

Someone better damn well reply to this with a collage of this fucking hypocrite's Tulsi Gabbard tweets.

Cue him bloviating about how what he's doing isn't harassment. Well neither is what Aimee Terese is doing or what most people AOC accuses of "harassing" her are doing, butterball.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Psst. Bob. The royal family has no political power, you wanking Yank.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I just came up with an idea for Bob the next time he complains about being so working class he barely gets by:

Add an "I stop talking about politics" tier to his Patreon

Bob has before used the talking point of "Everything is inherently political". In that situation, he'd just pull that out so he can still go on about it and how "THEY ARE PUTTING BABIES IN CAGES, YOU CUNT". He sees no distinction between political and apolitical.

 

[instythot]

Bob has before used the talking point of "Everything is inherently political". In that situation, he'd just pull that out so he can still go on about it and how "THEY ARE PUTTING BABIES IN CAGES, YOU CUNT". He sees no distinction between political and apolitical.

Even a reeeeetard like Bob should be able to grasp that some things, like stomping turtles and mushrooms before hopping down a pipe to grab a fire flower are simply not political

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Something tells me Bob took a lot of classes on intersectional identity politics and literary criticism theory that caters to PC Culture.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Even a reeeeetard like Bob should be able to grasp that some things, like stomping turtles and mushrooms before hopping down a pipe to grab a fire flower are simply not political

You are very very . Here is just a sample.

 

[instythot]

You are very very . Here is just a sample.

I know. But in my defense I said he should be able to, not that he is able to

And Christ. In nearly 100% of the iterations of that trope, the princess is at best a figurehead, not a politician