Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

I know. But in my defense I said he should be able to, not that he is able to

And Christ. In nearly 100% of the iterations of that trope, the princess is at best a figurehead, not a politician

There was a better one but I can't find the screenshot. It was one time where he was trying to be a smartass and went on about how Mario 3 is "inherently political" because there's tanks and airships and the fact you travel to different kingdoms shows it to be a vast international conflict. Much more painful to read.

He really is a firm believer in the idea that politics is at the core of all things. Intrinsic to the universe itself.

 

[BR55]

There was a better one but I can't find the screenshot. It was one time where he was trying to be a smartass and went on about how Mario 3 is "inherently political" because there's tanks and airships and the fact you travel to different kingdoms shows it to be a vast international conflict. Much more painful to read.

He really is a firm believer in the idea that politics is at the core of all things. Intrinsic to the universe itself.

It's...It's a fucking plumber rescuing a princess from a big spiky turtle.
How the fuck is it political?
Going to different kingdoms is just an in game excuse for going to a different world or area.
There are tanks and airships because they make an interesting setting and Bowser just has shit like that as well.
Fucking hell Bob.
Does anyone else get the feeling that "Everything is political" is just an excuse that idiots use to pretend that their hobbies are all important and adult and shit?
"No Frendo Mario 3 is an epic story about political intrigue and world conflict not a nigh on story less and contextless platformer game for children like your Inferior mind thinks!"
Next he'll be claiming that Blue's Clues is a screed against Trumpism.

 

[A Random]

Next he'll be claiming that Blue's Clues is a screed against Trumpism.

Nah, he doesn't care about cartoons for babies that he didn't watch.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I know. But in my defense I said he should be able to, not that he is able to

And Christ. In nearly 100% of the iterations of that trope, the princess is at best a figurehead, not a politician

Its about female oppression not restoring a politician bobby

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You are very very . Here is just a sample.

Wait, so Super Mario Bros lore is about a faithful and xenophobic servant refusing to let his ruler marry the neighboring ruler because this would be the catalyst for a civil war because once the heir is born the kingdoms will be united and this will cause an economic crisis due the migration and taxes being handled wrongly by the left wing party that will result ultimately in the death of the royals?

I can’t believe Mario lore is that deep you guys

 

[Neko GF]

Something really got Bob riled up yesterday, because he a supreme American of intelligence has decided to enlighten the obsoletes of Twitter with a big brained take on foreign policy.

Spoiler: Foreign Policy Genius

Here's a little reminder of Bob how looks at the complex concepts of foreign policy:

Bob also criticises Robert Francis O'Rourke and Comrade Sanders for saying that Tulsi isn't a Russian asset for speaking with Fox News:

Spoiler: Everyone I Don't Like is a Russian Asset

Remember: Criticising a war monger, showing a willingness to listen to people with opposing views and generally running on political platform that isn't "FUCK DURNALFODO KRUMFPHST!!!"= Lunatic. And showing a complete intolerance for opposing opinions, constantly ranting about how the majority of the US are dumb, evil and obsolete and calling for a dystopian future were only people who think like Bob are allowed to succeed and vote= Sane American of Intellignece.

 

[instythot]

Something really got Bob riled up yesterday, because he a supreme American of intelligence has decided to enlighten the obsoletes of Twitter with a big brained take on foreign policy.

Spoiler: Foreign Policy Genius

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Here's a little reminder of Bob how looks at the complex concepts of foreign policy:
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Bob also criticises Robert Francis O'Rourke and Comrade Sanders for saying that Tulsi isn't a Russian asset for speaking with Fox News:

Spoiler: Everyone I Don't Like is a Russian Asset

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Remember: Criticising a war monger, showing a willingness to listen to people with opposing views and generally running on political platform that isn't "FUCK DURNALFODO KRUMFPHST!!!"= Lunatic. And showing a complete intolerance for opposing opinions, constantly ranting about how the majority of the US are dumb, evil and obsolete and calling for a dystopian future were only people who think like Bob are allowed to succeed and vote= Sane American of Intellignece.

I can't imagine why a politician trying to position themselves as a nation builder and unifier would ever want to spend some time on the broadcast network favored by the other team. Certainly such a person wouldn't want to get their voice and views in front of the other side to see just how entrenched they truly are

 

[Mola Ram]

Just terrific.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It's...It's a fucking plumber rescuing a princess from a big spiky turtle.
How the fuck is it political?
Going to different kingdoms is just an in game excuse for going to a different world or area.
There are tanks and airships because they make an interesting setting and Bowser just has shit like that as well.
Fucking hell Bob.
Does anyone else get the feeling that "Everything is political" is just an excuse that idiots use to pretend that their hobbies are all important and adult and shit?
"No Frendo Mario 3 is an epic story about political intrigue and world conflict not a nigh on story less and contextless platformer game for children like your Inferior mind thinks!"
Next he'll be claiming that Blue's Clues is a screed against Trumpism.

Princess Peach is basically Hillary Clinton (who should abolish elections and become a monarch) and Bowser is basically Trump. That's the message of the Mario games. I can't help it if you're not a superior American of intelligence enough to see the subtle metaphor at play here.

 

[Flexo]

Bob also criticises Robert Francis O'Rourke and Comrade Sanders for saying that Tulsi isn't a Russian asset for speaking with Fox News:

I can't imagine why a politician trying to position themselves as a nation builder and unifier would ever want to spend some time on the broadcast network favored by the other team. Certainly such a person wouldn't want to get their voice and views in front of the other side to see just how entrenched they truly are

Nah, you want to know the really funny punchline?

Spoiler

Fox News is Joining the Fake News Pollsters

Fox News has joined the anti-Trump media in using polls to create news and influence opinion rather than to fairly report public opinion.

www.americanthinker.com

Fox News has made a hard turn to the left in recent years. Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch are relegated to the Fox News Wikipedia page while the new bosses are the next generation of Murdochs, woke, liberal, and no fan of either President Trump or his supporters.

Debatable point sure, but it is going to be hilarious to watch both sides disown the network.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Just terrific.
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Someone is behaving a little bit like a bitch.

 

[Skelter Helter]

You are very very . Here is just a sample.

Bob is so stupid I am almost embarrassed for him at times. (Almost.)

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Someone is behaving a little bit like a bitch.
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This is actually kind of an almost respectable position. "Yelling at me on Twitter isn't going to stop me from working with someone, I'll associate with whoever I want." Except he could've talked reasonably to people instead of being a dick and blocking everyone first.

Also if Jack is going to have this attitude he better never, EVER come down on anyone else for who they associate with, up to and including palling around with alt-right figures. Richard Spencer has expressed less ill intent towards his undesirables than Bob has towards his.

It's AIDSMoby though, so I fully expect him to be a hypocritical, soy-filled bitch.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This is actually kind of an almost respectable position. "Yelling at me on Twitter isn't going to stop me from working with someone, I'll associate with whoever I want." Except he could've talked reasonably to people instead of being a dick and blocking everyone first.

Also if Jack is going to have this attitude he better never, EVER come down on anyone else for who they associate with, up to and including palling around with alt-right figures. Richard Spencer has expressed less ill intent towards his undesirables than Bob has towards his.

It's AIDSMoby though, so I fully expect him to be a hypocritical, soy-filled bitch.

Do we have a thread of this Jack cuck?

 

[Mola Ram]

Do we have a thread of this Jack cuck?

There's a Red Letter Media thread, but it's not a lolcow thread because by and large RLM are not lolcows. It seems Jack is angling to change that.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

There's a Red Letter Media thread, but it's not a lolcow thread because by and large RLM are not lolcows. It seems Jack is angling to change that.

That’s surprising because Jack seems like he would be a lolcow.

 

[Rei is shit]

The mayonnaise ghouls are why we dont have billionaire robot fights


You're projecting - says man who does this daily


Which leads to the guy responding


This is in reference to videos showing a special ed kid getting bullied


holy-run-on sentence (batman)


everything is like comic books


ENVIRONMENTALISM = BAD

 

[breadandcircuses]

Jack Packard is the friend every group has. Not quite a 100% match, but he's funny enough (and when he hits, he really hits) and isn't all that annoying.

Josh the Wizard is that friend you have because your parents told you too and his parents buy you pizza every friday because they know how trying their little angel can be.

 

[Mr Snek]

Jack Packard is the friend every group has. Not quite a 100% match, but he's funny enough (and when he hits, he really hits) and isn't all that annoying.

Josh the Wizard is that friend you have because your parents told you too and his parents buy you pizza every friday because they know how trying their little angel can be.

And Bob is the fat kid who shows up to your birthday without an invitation and throws sand on the cake because he didn't get to blow out the candles.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

And Bob is the fat kid who shows up to your birthday without an invitation and throws sand on the cake because he didn't get to blow out the candles.

Bob’s the fat, smelly, weird slob who shows up uninvited and awkwardly farts in front of everyone.

Also, he shows up with food grease on his face.