Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I mean, the death of a loved one is completely comparable to dealing with traffic or having to wait for a handyman to show up. This totally isn't a sociopath's attempt at displaying grief but failing because they don't know how non-retarded people perceive things.

Hey now, he said “death in the family” not of a loved one.

While he may have cared about this supposed death, I’ma press X, he’s worded to sound like a major annoyance. This person was just background noise until they passed and NOW he has to go outside and face actual family and THEY actuality care about his life and will ask questions. Why won’t people think of him and all the screenings he’ll miss! Keep in mind that he missed either this or last week’s Big Picture because of illness. With Jack now on staff, and other likeminded websites firing people who are potentially better than Bob for not doing their job, he can’t afford to miss to many deadlines...

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Yes, truly farmers, miners, and factory workers are just angry obsolete brutes doing busywork in obsolete areas to make their dicks feel big. It's completely obvious once you think about it.

Hey Bob, didn't you just have to call an obsolete dude to come unclog your terlit? I'll bet that obsolete guy with his obsolete skills and obsolete tools makes a lot more money per hour than you ever will.

 

[P5Fever]

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Bob no matter how much you beg us, no one wants to even come within a 10 mile radius of your ass.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Weeb Wars crossposting

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

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If only Journalists did their jobs and didnt create a liability situation that bankrupted their employer and make their company unprofitable

 

[Lensherr]

You know what I’ve come to realize lately?

As much as we like to argue in this thread what Bob’s ideology is, I think that it’s ultimately a waste of time.

The truth is, IMO, that he’s just a narcissistic sociopath impotently raging against his existence as a near 40 year-old manchild who, as a sum of all the shitty decisions he’s made in his life, hasn’t been able to secure a meaningful future for himself.

In that regard, his constant prattling on about the mythical “Superior Future” is him holding on to a delusional fantasy that technology will progress in his lifetime to the point where all his problems will magically disappear.

There’s also the fact that he constantly makes fun of people worried about losing their jobs and says that they should shut up, pull themselves up by their bootstraps and deal with it, but at the same time expects people to feel sorry for him and often pulls the “woe is me" schtick whenever people call him out on his callousness, not to mention blaming others for his current problems and refusing to take responsibility for them.

And that is why Bob is such a loathsome piece of shit and makes people so uncontrollably angry: he only cares about himself and believes that he’s deserving of all the fortune and glory that he desires, and anyone who gets in his way or questions his ambitions can go fuck themselves. Which begs the question, is he this way by nature, or was it something fostered by his parents and/or other influential figures early in his life?

 

[instythot]

Yes, truly farmers, miners, and factory workers are just angry obsolete brutes doing busywork in obsolete areas to make their dicks feel big. It's completely obvious once you think about it.

Hey Bob, didn't you just have to call an obsolete dude to come unclog your terlit? I'll bet that obsolete guy with his obsolete skills and obsolete tools makes a lot more money per hour than you ever will.

I guarantee you the solution to Bob's problem involves plunging, snaking, tightening or replacing a washer.

Why is Bob waiting for the plumber as an independent adult living in a basement apartment with a landlord anyway? The only way this scenario makes sense is Bob is trying to hide what he did to the toilet from chip

 

[BR55]

The recent wave of firings at Kotaku, Deadspin and Gizmodo have left Bobby Boy very upset. Bobby boy is very upset that these poor people of intelligence losing their jobs and loathsome sub-mantels are laughing at them.

Spoiler: Learn to Code

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"It is deplorable of these troglodytes to laugh at the idea of these "thinkers and knowledge workers" getting fired!". "LMAO automation is going to to rob the obsolete mayonnaise ghouls of their jobs!". It should go without saying that if the employees at these "journalism" outlets where right-leaning, Bob would celebrating and laughing at the idea of them getting fired.

Remember according to Bob farmers, factory workers, trades men and miners contribute less to society than pop culture critics and youtube "academics".
Because fuck something as basic as food production or manufacturing, Bob's hard hitting commentary on why Black Panther is the Godfather of the 2010's is whats really keeping the fires of civilization lit!
I swear online pseudo-intellectual "academics" are the only people more insufferable than actual academics.

 

[Mola Ram]

Remember according to Bob farmers, factory workers, trades men and miners contribute less to society than pop culture critics and youtube "academics".
Because fuck something as basic as food production or manufacturing, Bob's hard hitting commentary on why Black Panther is the Godfather of the 2010's is whats really keeping the fires of civilization lit!
I swear online pseudo-intellectual "academics" are the only people more insufferable than actual academics.

"Fuck those obsolete farmers. I get MY food from the store."

 

[P5Fever]

Weeb Wars crossposting

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Bob you stupid fat faggot, he never groped anyone or did anything to anyone beyond hug his fans. Not that you care about a man being defamed when there is zero evidence considering he’s a Christian straight male, who unlike you, has aged really well.

 

[BScCollateral]

Why is Bob waiting for the plumber as an independent adult living in a basement apartment with a landlord anyway? The only way this scenario makes sense is Bob is trying to hide what he did to the toilet from chip

You're probably right. Almost always this sort of thing is handled by the rental office. Just give them permission to access your apartment and get on with your life.

However, there are apartment buildings so small that there is no maintenance with pass keys. I did once rent an apartment where I had to wait for the plumber. It's uncommon, though, and a pain in the ass if you're busy with other things.

My personal guess is that Bob lives in his brother's basement and the rest of the house was going to work or school, leaving him to wait for the plumber.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bob you stupid fat faggot, he never groped anyone or did anything to anyone beyond hug his fans. Not that you care about a man being defamed when there is zero evidence considering he’s a Christian straight male, who unlike you, has aged really well.

Something you have to understand about Bob.
HE KNOWS HE'S LYING, HE JUST DOESN'T CARE.
He literally said as much during the Kavanaugh shit show.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Weeb Wars crossposting

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This coming from a manchild whose pinned tweet for half a year was in support of a multimillionaire cancelled for joking about child sexual abuse.

 

[P5Fever]

Something you have to understand about Bob.
HE KNOWS HE'S LYING, HE JUST DOESN'T CARE.
He literally said as much during the Kavanaugh shit show.

Oh I understand this about Bob. He’s full of shit as always. He’s just an annoying blob that’s full of shit. At least other fat cows can be funny. Bob is like if a root canal took human form. Annoying, pain in the ass, and smells depending on how much infection is in there.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Bob once upon a time claimed to be quite the Ayn Rand fan. You may decide for yourself how much of her stuff he's actually read.

maybe he confused Ayn with mario

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Oh I understand this about Bob. He’s full of shit as always. He’s just an annoying blob that’s full of shit. At least other fat cows can be funny. Bob is like if a root canal took human form. Annoying, pain in the ass, and smells depending on how much infection is in there.

Also a friendly reminder that the only reason Bob's slander, thinly-veiled threats and demeaning Nazi-like behavior goes so unchecked is because Bob is an impotent, powerless, sniveling little nobody, who nobody in their right mind should even take seriously.
Also because that makes him even angrier.

 

[instythot]

You're probably right. Almost always this sort of thing is handled by the rental office. Just give them permission to access your apartment and get on with your life.

However, there are apartment buildings so small that there is no maintenance with pass keys. I did once rent an apartment where I had to wait for the plumber. It's uncommon, though, and a pain in the ass if you're busy with other things.

My personal guess is that Bob lives in his brother's basement and the rest of the house was going to work or school, leaving him to wait for the plumber.

I'd also add a "you plugged it, you fucking fix it. I'm not spending an hour in there after mountain dew chicken night ever again" lecture to that scenario

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I guarantee you the solution to Bob's problem involves plunging, snaking, tightening or replacing a washer.

Why is Bob waiting for the plumber as an independent adult living in a basement apartment with a landlord anyway? The only way this scenario makes sense is Bob is trying to hide what he did to the toilet from chip

Bob is terrified that the plumber will steal his mario statues, or his collection of empty beer cans, or worse yet his full beer cans. Those dang dirty Trump-voting obsoletes, who knows what they'll do? So he has to watch the plumber, make sure that nothing happens.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Also a friendly reminder that the only reason Bob's slander, thinly-veiled threats and demeaning Nazi-like behavior goes so unchecked is because Bob is an impotent, powerless, sniveling little nobody, who nobody in their right mind should even take seriously.
Also because that makes him even angrier.

still, wondering how long can he survive twitter, once on a moon a leftist loser will be ban, case and point : dobson , bob biggest member of the lard movement

 

[The tired cat]

maybe he confused Ayn with mario

One of my buddies said, how it's pretty damn hilarious that any liberal, that Bobo loves to claim he is, would even adopt or take Ayn's philosophy into consideration. Since it's made for ultra alright right types.