Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marissa Moira]

In the Superior Future™, we will never need to change our clothes.

or take baths

The only other person I can think of who made that an issue of importance was The Baron from Dune.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Aesthetics aside, Chip always looks like a normal human being in these pictures, while Bob always looks like a dead-eyed psychopath.

Unlike Bob, Chris is capable of making a range of normal facial expressions.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

or take baths

or use deodorant

 

[The tired cat]

or use deodorant

or eat salads.

 

[Marissa Moira]

or eat salads.

I don't trust salads, that's reason enough to avoid them.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Aesthetics aside, Chip always looks like a normal human being in these pictures, while Bob always looks like a dead-eyed psychopath.

You can just see in Blob’s eyes the pent up rage towards women, people more succesfull and popular in his “profession”, political opponents etc. He looks miserable because he is miserable.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

or eat salads.

Salads are the tools of fascism.

You can just see in Blob’s eyes the pent up rage towards women, people more succesfull and popular in his “profession”, political opponents etc. He looks miserable because he is miserable.

His feminism is just a cover. He’s a misanthrope through and through.

 

[Neko GF]

In the Superior Future™, we will never need to change our clothes.

Indeed. In the Superior Future™ superior people of intelligence will not have to waste their time doing trivial manners such as maintaining basic personal hygiene or eating healthy. They will instead be busy engaging in only the most intellectually stimulating activities such as watching marvel movies, playing Bob-approved video games, making click bait articles about pop-culture and politics (all of which will be Bob-approved) and of course watching Bob's videos.

Meanwhile, all of us evil, sub-mental troglodytes will not be able to look after ourselves due to being either impoverished, imprisoned or dead.

 

[Jack Awful]

or eat salads.

Or poop in the toilet.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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In this picture, Bob looks like a eunuch from some adult Medieval Fantasy series. Especially if he were to throw on some of the clothing made from upholstery fabric that he owns...

I could totally imagine him in a flowered robe, sitting at a table overladen with food which he picks at with fancy utensils attached to his fingertips. In front of him, a scroll containing the names of his most hated enemies, whom he intends to guilefully and subtlely destroy behind the scenes.

Only Bob, being Bob, he manages to fuck things up and get his head cut off by the second episode.

 

[instythot]

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Really brings out his inner sub

 

[Judge Holden]

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Holyeee SHIT that gave me a scare when I was cycling down this page. Thought for a moment he finally snapped, had shaved his head, and gone on a killing spree against the children of suspected drumpfff voters

Then I remembered he cant drive, shoot, punch, or stab without a coronary bypass so I calmed down fairly quickly.

As for who he looks like...gee its kinda hard to pick but imma go with Matt Forney who is fairly close to how a douchebag right wing mirror to movieblob would act

 

[Mola Ram]

Holyeee SHIT that gave me a scare when I was cycling down this page. Thought for a moment he finally snapped, had shaved his head, and gone on a killing spree against the children of suspected drumpfff voters

Then I remembered he cant drive, shoot, punch, or stab without a coronary bypass so I calmed down fairly quickly.

As for who he looks like...gee its kinda hard to pick but imma go with Matt Forney who is fairly close to how a douchebag right wing mirror to movieblob would act

Anyone remember a movie called Identity? There's a serial killer in it played by a guy named Pruitt Taylor Vince, and this is what he looked like in the film. Bob's photoshopped head gave me serious vibes reminiscent of this fella.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

The neck of that t-shirt. My god..

I didn't even notice that collar. I am inspired by your ability to peel your gaze from that visage. Man Blob really looks like he should be tending the rabbits.

True, they both need to give up on hair. In chip's defense, his profession isn't really known for focusing on details that don't serve an immediate function, like fashion, and chip has already pair bonded and produced offspring

They really do. The full shave can work but the buzz'd bald guy look is just pathetic especially when you have a face like a r3tarded steer.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So if anyone is interested, Bob got that jacket for his Terminator review. Which he enjoyed because he is a simpleton. He wears it zipped up in the review, and it is way too small and makes him look like an overly inflated tire.



Also glad to know that Bob's production skill are as shitty as ever. Between jump cutting two to three times within a sentence and the green reflection being so bad parts of his black jacket get keyed out, it is amazing how little he has learned over a decade of doing this.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

So if anyone is interested, Bob got that jacket for his Terminator review. Which he enjoyed because he is a simpleton. He wears it zipped up in the review, and it is way too small and makes him look like an overly inflated tire.

Holy shit, that jacket is so tight it looks like he tried to wear a goddam garbage bag. Also, i can't stress how fucking terrible he looks with sunglasses because they make his head look smaller.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I still have no idea why people watch his content. I watched a bit of his review and its utter shit.

I understand that Bob's reviews get roughly the same amount of views as Yahtzee's let's play shit on the channel (25k total) but isnt that low? In average, that's what, 25$ worth of revue on average?

Unless the escapist is paying Bob 10$ per review, they have to be taking a net neg. Why not just fire his ass and try to get real stars and more video game shit? They has to be some let's play sperg doing 5 videos a day and averaging over 50k views on the cheap.

 

[Mola Ram]

Holy shit, that jacket is so tight it looks like he tried to wear a goddam garbage bag.

A truly singular moment of self-awareness.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I still have no idea why people watch his content. I watched a bit of his review and its utter shit.

I understand that Bob's reviews get roughly the same amount of views as Yahtzee's let's play shit on the channel (25k total) but isnt that low? In average, that's what, 25$ worth of revue on average?

Unless the escapist is paying Bob 10$ per review, they have to be taking a net neg. Why not just fire his ass and try to get real stars and more video game shit? They has to be some let's play sperg doing 5 videos a day and averaging over 50k views on the cheap.

You are probably right on the fact that they might be on the negative keeping Bob and that any moron around on the internet (like me) can dish out semi enternaining content much better than Bob of Insulin.

They might keep him on the payroll because he has made a name and reputation around. Yes, a very shitty reputation by being wrong in almost everything, but still a reputation. And that's a fixed income because there is people that are going to watch his vids. And some people will rather have a fixed income, no matter how bad it is, rather than risking and try to score better.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Since shaved Bob gives you all the creeps, here’s some more.