Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Honestly, I have no idea. Just know the dude bought six of those, than Johnny Depp bailed his ass out of debt and I think Nic went got into debt again. An its not just six castles, he bought a Dinosau skull, two albino kibg sized cobras, two Bahamian islands, two expensive lamborghinis, a haunted house, a luxury yacht, shrunken heads, a tombstone pyramid, 1st issue of Superman, a shark, a crocodile, fifteen estate homes around the world, an expensivr private jet, and rare art

Bastard stole my Christmas list!

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Oh boy Review Robert just put out another video on the Escapist all about the Snyder Cut and whining at the DC fans.
(Mirrored Reupload for archival and yadda yadda)

On a sidenote, the fact that Escapist doesn't bother to cut out the Youtube end cards in their website versions of videos just tells me how little faith they have in their own website getting traffic.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

A small brained, sub-mental troglodyte decided to remind FilmRobert about the now infamous "Star Trek isn't real and it's all Drumpf's fault" tweets. FilmRobert then proceeded to DEMOLISH the troglodyte in the usual Bob fashion.

Spoiler: reportable-violation packed feeds

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Bob: "LOL all of my detractors are all stupid! Nothing they say actually gets to me!"
Also Bob:"HOW DARE THOSE LOATHSOME TROGLODYTES MAKE FUN OF ME, A SUPERIOR AMERICAN OF INTELLEGENCE!!!! THEY SHOULD ALL GET REPORTED AND BANNED!!!"

Also Bob Chipman continues to own the conservatards with FACTS, LOGIC and REASON!

Spoiler: PWNED

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Indeed, this troglodyte should learn from the *REAL* master of masculinity, Robert Chipman on how to treat women and general personal presentation.

Spoiler: Respect Women

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Watching this happen to Republicans (the homunculus in the pancake makeup in front of the flag is Laura Loomer in her human-suit) would be so much more FUN if it were somehow only happening to THEM... https://t.co/fPLdxCpw91”

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A troon respecter attacking women for caked-on makeup masks is dangerous ground considering that's the default state of troons who do more than slap a wig on and call it a day.

Oh boy Review Robert just put out another video on the Escapist all about the Snyder Cut and whining at the DC fans.
(Mirrored Reupload for archival and yadda yadda)
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On a sidenote, the fact that Escapist doesn't bother to cut out the Youtube end cards in their website versions of videos just tells me how little faith they have in their own website getting traffic.

I'm not sure which is sadder, still pining for the Snyder cut or getting triggered enough by people still pining for the Snyder cut to make a video about it.

 

[Foltest]

I only got 185/280 on the test. I feel ashamed. I thought I was a blob expert but alas, I was not.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Oh boy Review Robert just put out another video on the Escapist all about the Snyder Cut and whining at the DC fans.
(Mirrored Reupload for archival and yadda yadda)
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On a sidenote, the fact that Escapist doesn't bother to cut out the Youtube end cards in their website versions of videos just tells me how little faith they have in their own website getting traffic.

I mean it isn't good but they still get a lot of traffic. Also I can't remember the last time I watched a Bob vid but am unsurprised he is still using the same fucking graphics.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.
4 different kinds of hot sauce (sriracha is a hot sauce, Bob), taco seasoning, and cooked with stuffing with even more seasoning, and marinated until decomposing.
Besides the fact that it doesn't actually appeared to be vacuum sealed, Bob entirely missed the point of vacuum sealing with a marinade, in that the lack of air means you can use LESS liquid since the lack of air pockets makes for a more even distribution.
Since he didn't post a results picture, I am guessing this came out even worse than Mt Dew Chicken.

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that looks a bit like a Scottish clootie dumpling (a vegan- and artery-unfriendly suet pudding), except clootie dumplings are wrapped in a water-permeable cloth, steamed for 3-4 hours as opposed to being left to fester for 5 days, and the end results are actually edible

 

[Mola Ram]

that looks a bit like a Scottish clootie dumpling (a vegan- and artery-unfriendly suet pudding), except clootie dumplings are wrapped in a water-permeable cloth, steamed for 3-4 hours as opposed to being left to fester for 5 days, and the end results are actually edible

I know a little bit about traditional boiled puddings, and so far as I recall, duct tape isn't a recommended sealant for any of them.

 

[The Nothingness]

I wonder if Bob knows who said the quote, "All political power comes from the barrel of a gun"? He probably thinks it was said by former NRA president, Charlton Heston.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I'd just like to remind people like @Ralph Barnhardt who mostly post screencaps of webpages to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING. Screencaps are not sufficient as evidence and can be very easily faked. (especially on a webpage!) Naysayers and malevolent agents WILL use this fact against you. (Also, be sure to include the original post's URL for cross-referencing.)

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To be honest I'm not even sure why anyone would edit his quotes, pretty much everything he says is pretty horrific and he's such a cunt he never really covers his tracks.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Indeed, this troglodyte should learn from the *REAL* master of masculinity, Robert Chipman on how to treat women and general personal presentation.

Having reached this point i even consider if Bob has ever had contact with a real woman that didn't felt as the long lost brother of the Night Stalker is sitting next to her. But hey, knowing how detached from relaity Bob is it's no wonder that he thinks like that. Love? Companionship? Human warmth? What kind of subhuman likes that?

Oh boy Review Robert just put out another video on the Escapist all about the Snyder Cut and whining at the DC fans.
(Mirrored Reupload for archival and yadda yadda)

I swear to god it's painful for me to watch Bob's videos. There is something about his voice that is... Unnerving. Almost as if it's even more souless than that of a documentary narrator.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

For all of his sperging on the Synder Cut, Bob knows deep down he’ll never be as creative as Zack Synder.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Well Hitler at least was known for having charisma and had a certain like-ability to him. Bob is all being hostile in a unpleasant way and has no charm, wit, nor humor.

the most concise summary of Hitler's personality I've ever read came from Carl Bosch (Nobel Prize-winning chemist, engineer and later chairman of BASF); in 1934 he was invited to the Reichstag for a meeting about BASF producing artificial petrol, which would have been a major boon for the German economy, and at first, Hitler seemed knowledgable, reasonable and level-headed, but at some point in the meeting he flipped, launched into an angry rant and started pounding the table with his fist, at which point Bosch thought "ok, this guy is a total fucking nutjob", made his excuses and left

Hitler later developed such an intense hatred for Bosch, based on that one meeting, that he couldn't even stand to be in the same room as him

 

[Quixotic Man]

I don't get why Bob thinks this will do anything when he already obsessively stalks women who have blocked him on twitter.

And here I though the main way the Terminator sequels failed was by trying to make followups to a duo of films that had a perfect and definitive ending...

One last thing.

I wonder what makes this particular woman worthy of Bob's admiration and defense....

Spoiler: Lets Check that Profile

OH

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't get why Bob thinks this will do anything when he already obsessively stalks women who have blocked him on twitter.

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It's not like Mauler can just lurk Bob's tweets considering Blob has a public account

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.
4 different kinds of hot sauce (sriracha is a hot sauce, Bob), taco seasoning, and cooked with stuffing with even more seasoning, and marinated until decomposing.
Besides the fact that it doesn't actually appeared to be vacuum sealed, Bob entirely missed the point of vacuum sealing with a marinade, in that the lack of air means you can use LESS liquid since the lack of air pockets makes for a more even distribution.
Since he didn't post a results picture, I am guessing this came out even worse than Mt Dew Chicken.

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I dub thee "Fire In Hole Chicken".

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I love how Bob is retweeting arguments against violence towards journalists. The unwarranted self importance.

Bob you wouldn't even crack the top 1000 of shills marched off to the firing squads.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Dudes, I took the quiz and scored a 150/285. Shit, we may as well do the Goose Step and scream "Sieg Heil!"

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Bob's latest culinary masterpiece.
4 different kinds of hot sauce (sriracha is a hot sauce, Bob), taco seasoning, and cooked with stuffing with even more seasoning, and marinated until decomposing.
Besides the fact that it doesn't actually appeared to be vacuum sealed, Bob entirely missed the point of vacuum sealing with a marinade, in that the lack of air means you can use LESS liquid since the lack of air pockets makes for a more even distribution.
Since he didn't post a results picture, I am guessing this came out even worse than Mt Dew Chicken.

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What in the motherfuck is this? Jesus Christ, why is there duct tape? This is like Masaokis terrible, it’s so funny when Blob tries to show off his culinary prowess because it’s always disgusting and embarrassingly bad.

Why would you marinade something in a vacuum bag for 5 days? Vacuum sealing means you can greatly reduce the marinade time. After 1-2 days, the meat will be fucked up.

 

[Mola Ram]

What in the motherfuck is this? Jesus Christ, why is there duct tape? This is like Masaokis terrible, it’s so funny when Blob tries to show off his culinary prowess because it’s always disgusting and embarrassingly bad.

Why would you marinade something in a vacuum bag for 5 days? Vacuum sealing means you can greatly reduce the marinade time. After 1-2 days, the meat will be fucked up.

On the bright side, it probably won't look much different on the way out than it did on the way in.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So, in addition to being clueless and biased with movies and ignorant with politics, we can add Bob also sucks at cooking.