Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

The superior fuhrer is sick. Luckily he is quick to point out that his mother's cooking is not the problem. No shit dude; no one's blaming your mom when they've seen your blatant crime against poultry...

And no it wouldn't have to be a big virus (I guess simple biology is not a part of the superior future) and I'm sure your general (lack of) physique plays a big part in your crippled immune system.

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Body positivity at its cringe.

 

[instythot]

Obviously Blob's Mr. Food Unsafe and learned nothing from his mom's cooking. Perhaps he should take a FoodSafe course, to prevent this in the future.

Wanna place bets it was the Fire In Hole Chicken that's responsible for that "stomach virus" (which is BULLSHIT, there's no such thing - it's a bacteria, and it's motherfucking FOOD POISONING)? (Either bacterial contamination, or the endless marination in spicy caused the rebellion of his internal digestive workings).

I'll go one farther. Who wants to bet the obvious food poisoning symptoms were from Bob licking his hands after releasing the chicken from its duct taped prison?

 

[Mola Ram]

I'll go one farther. Who wants to bet the obvious food poisoning symptoms were from Bob licking his hands after releasing the chicken from its duct taped prison?

Does the timeline work? It seems like too much time has passed for the Unspeakable Chicken to have caused this latest bout of gastrointestinal misery. On the other hand, it's pretty hilarious that everyone here predicted imminent sickness when he posted that image, and lo and behold, here we are. We might influence Bob's behavior by speculating on what he's going to do, but I guess his digestive system bows to no one.

 

[instythot]

Does the timeline work? It seems like too much time has passed for the Unspeakable Chicken to have caused this latest bout of gastrointestinal misery. On the other hand, it's pretty hilarious that everyone here predicted imminent sickness when he posted that image, and lo and behold, here we are. We might influence Bob's behavior by speculating on what he's going to do, but I guess his digestive system bows to no one.

I think it depends on whether he posted the photo at the beginning or end of the five day hot sauce sentence

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Does the timeline work? It seems like too much time has passed for the Unspeakable Chicken to have caused this latest bout of gastrointestinal misery. On the other hand, it's pretty hilarious that everyone here predicted imminent sickness when he posted that image, and lo and behold, here we are. We might influence Bob's behavior by speculating on what he's going to do, but I guess his digestive system bows to no one.

Well it depends on how long it would take the infection to set up in the colon

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Wanna place bets it was the Fire In Hole Chicken that's responsible for that "stomach virus"

When life imitates art

 

[instythot]

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When life imitates art

Is that guy still doing comics?

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I think it depends on whether he posted the photo at the beginning or end of the five day hot sauce sentence

Also Bob probably put it back in the fridge hot after cooking it and eating if he had leftovers

 

[Bolo]

The superior fuhrer is sick. Luckily he is quick to point out that his mother's cooking is not the problem. No shit dude; no one's blaming your mom when they've seen your blatant crime against poultry...

And no it wouldn't have to be a big virus (I guess simple biology is not a part of the superior future) and I'm sure your general (lack of) physique plays a big part in your crippled immune system.

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Somebody should tell Bob that he isn't, in fact, a teenage girl, hence, he doesn't need to bring up anything at all about his sad little life nor his pathetic preemptive defense/Own the trolls bit.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

When Bob writes about the future it's in sci-fi optimism. Completely magical pie-in-the-sky thinking. I've thought about it, and why he's so fixated on something so remote and not rooted in reality, and it's pretty obvious to me why he's like this. When anyone thinks about the future, there's usually two aspects: the personal and the macro-future. Most of us have some sort of plan for our personal futures. We think about the macro-future, sure, but we don't obsess about it. Certainly not to the exclusion and detriment of our real lives and our real plans. Bob fixates on an unattainable macro-future because Bob is absolutely terrified of his personal future. I'm sure he's just absolutely refusing to think realistically about his personal future because it's so unappealing. Forever alone, no friends. His finances are built on sand. His living arrangements show him being coddled, like a retard being given the mother-in-law apartment down in the basement. Because he is.

I'm sure Bob has made no concrete plans for his personal future. What will he do when the money drops (it will) or when his job goes away (ditto) or when his twitter gets pulled for something he's said? He refuses to think about it. Narcotizing food and pop ephemera and twitter rage is how Bob avoids thinking about reality. It's compulsive and almost certainly unfixable at this late date. Bob can't handle real life and his real future, and the last decade of his life has been proof of that. His job at Blockbuster Video was almost certainly the high point of Bob's life as far as stability and socialization go, and that was a long time ago. Things could have been very different if he had gotten help as a kid or a teen, but he refused to cooperate and his parents didn't insist. And now here we are.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I'm sure Bob has made no concrete plans for his personal future. What will he do when the money drops (it will) or when his job goes away (ditto) or when his twitter gets pulled for something he's said? He refuses to think about it. Narcotizing food and pop ephemera and twitter rage is how Bob avoids thinking about reality. It's compulsive and almost certainly unfixable at this late date. Bob can't handle real life and his real future, and the last decade of his life has been proof of that. His job at Blockbuster Video was almost certainly the high point of Bob's life as far as stability and socialization go, and that was a long time ago. Things could have been very different if he had gotten help as a kid or a teen, but he refused to cooperate and his parents didn't insist. And now here we are.

As some one who produces content on youtube [not with the views of a Bob-o sadly] Some guy on youtube posting content as a "Job" is going away. As is posting content for clickbait sites.

Once that goes away Bob is going to lose N33t bucks from his Patreon but thats def not enough for Bob-O

So whats his post Youtube Job?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I don't think he'll really have one. He'll keep being coddled by his family and he'll try different online ways to chase his dwindling online dollars. He won't be successful at any of them, and he'll vanish into obscurity as a NEET no one pays any attention to, much less hires, and certainly won't give money to.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I don't think he'll really have one. He'll keep being coddled by his family and he'll try different online ways to chase his dwindling online dollars. He won't be successful at any of them, and he'll vanish into obscurity as a NEET no one pays any attention to, much less hires, and certainly won't give money to.

No no I mean really lets talk about this for a moment

"Youtube Journalist" how many who werent already legitimate reporters made the jump into legitimate reporting?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't think he'll really have one. He'll keep being coddled by his family and he'll try different online ways to chase his dwindling online dollars. He won't be successful at any of them, and he'll vanish into obscurity as a NEET no one pays any attention to, much less hires, and certainly won't give money to.

Bob is not going to accept obscurity quietly. His ego is too bloated for that (he has the coveted blue checkmark, after all.)

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Bob is not going to accept obscurity quietly. His ego is too bloated for that (he has the coveted blue checkmark, after all.)

So like...he gets on one of those Morning Zoo radio shows for a minute until they realize he is a hack?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Depending on the context I might actually agree with Bob Chipman here. The idea of natural law is often used to stifle advancements for instance the Westbro Baptist Church have protested medical research because it goes against what God intended since God controls nature and this is what a lot of people mean when they use the word natural law.

This is because people project some kind of higher authority on nature since people are dependent on nature and it is the most powerful thing that we know of , however all of this krumbles philosophically when they demand that these law be enforced by people themselves.
https://youtu.be/5TFU_yxMlYg?t=444

The context of "natural law" here is biology and anatomy, aka, the same context as the law of gravity, the physical underpinnings of the universe. Bob is arguing that what is physical reality can be dismissed without understanding it becuz scientists can work their science magic on that shit to change it. But scientists can't change shit (actually effect, not change, scientists don't change the laws of physics, they work within them) until they observe and understand what the physical reality of it is in the first place, which denying that reality makes impossible. This is the problem with repeating "trans women are women" like an idpol magic spell to banish wrongthink when people talk about how there are physical differences between the sexes.

In short, Bob and his ilk are the ones who are more akin to the Westboro Baptist Church in this scenario, using the name of science (or natural law) to push an agenda that cold, impersonal science doesn't care about. Science doesn't assign moral values to gay marriage or gender pronouns.

 

[instythot]

When Bob writes about the future it's in sci-fi optimism. Completely magical pie-in-the-sky thinking. I've thought about it, and why he's so fixated on something so remote and not rooted in reality, and it's pretty obvious to me why he's like this. When anyone thinks about the future, there's usually two aspects: the personal and the macro-future. Most of us have some sort of plan for our personal futures. We think about the macro-future, sure, but we don't obsess about it. Certainly not to the exclusion and detriment of our real lives and our real plans. Bob fixates on an unattainable macro-future because Bob is absolutely terrified of his personal future. I'm sure he's just absolutely refusing to think realistically about his personal future because it's so unappealing. Forever alone, no friends. His finances are built on sand. His living arrangements show him being coddled, like an exceptional individual being given the mother-in-law apartment down in the basement. Because he is.

I'm sure Bob has made no concrete plans for his personal future. What will he do when the money drops (it will) or when his job goes away (ditto) or when his twitter gets pulled for something he's said? He refuses to think about it. Narcotizing food and pop ephemera and twitter rage is how Bob avoids thinking about reality. It's compulsive and almost certainly unfixable at this late date. Bob can't handle real life and his real future, and the last decade of his life has been proof of that. His job at Blockbuster Video was almost certainly the high point of Bob's life as far as stability and socialization go, and that was a long time ago. Things could have been very different if he had gotten help as a kid or a teen, but he refused to cooperate and his parents didn't insist. And now here we are.

There's probably an opportunity out there for a person like Bob to do something like "craft personal film/television recommendations for you, free yourself from oppressive algorithms" as a service, but we all know there's no way he could refrain from berating his customers like they're people on Twitter

I'm a little surprised he's never tried to become a journeyman plumber if only to make his cosplay slightly more authentic

 

[Karl der Grosse]

No no I mean really lets talk about this for a moment

"Youtube Journalist" how many who werent already legitimate reporters made the jump into legitimate reporting?

Almost none, and Bob certainly won't be one of the few. He'll likely try selling click-bait articles, but that niche is already drying up. Not to mention his writing style is both highly idiosyncratic and uninteresting. No one's going to buy your articles about entertainment-related subjects if you can't write clearly and concisely and, most importantly, entertainingly.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

for all blob's whining about Moon Wheat, looks like the Chinese might have actually gotten a start to it:
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See, bob, there's your moon wheat right there.

I believe 0% of scientific news like this related to China. They have a rich history of lying their fucking balls off and can't even build what appear to be functional aircraft carriers.

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This is a great example of why General Blob is such a powerful force. He's viewing the long term, the war, rather than being distracted by the battles. Sure, the anti-globalist view may win for the next 40, or even 400 or 4000 years, but in the long run Blob knows the tide will turn and THEN post-national globalism will take its proper place as the form of human civilization. The joke is on those Sanders supporters who are only thinking and caring about events in their own and their children and their children's childrens lifespans.

Every single time someone mentions Blob's age it stuns me. He looks at least ten years older than his age and in terrible shape for that advanced age.

I'm not sure Bob has any knowledge of any sci-fi future scenarios except Star Trek.

If he even has that...given his depth when it comes to anything but Mario 3 and eating himself to death he probably doesn't know very much about any of the shows or the theoretical science in them.

Blob doesn't seem like the kind of person who can visualize complete future scenarios at all. He just fills in the parts he wants in crayon and ignores the structures that need to exist for his desires to become reality.

You can correlate this to Blob's life and you'll quickly understand why he lives in his brother's basement and wears vidya game sports jackets.

The superior fuhrer is sick. Luckily he is quick to point out that his mother's cooking is not the problem. No shit dude; no one's blaming your mom when they've seen your blatant crime against poultry...

And no it wouldn't have to be a big virus (I guess simple biology is not a part of the superior future) and I'm sure your general (lack of) physique plays a big part in your crippled immune system.

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So, all my shitting on Blob aside, I bet his Mom is a nice lady and it is nice that the family has Sunday dinners. I can't even imagine the kind of work ethic that is required to prepare enough food for Blob and his equally bovine brother to be sated. Blob seems like the kind of guy who eats a box of pasta in a sitting and uses an entire jar of sauce per plate. Or would Blob call it gravy? I wonder if Blob has ever drank a gravy.

Oh and as for Blob's post YouTube future: He'll try to write some kind of political novel and really push the political shit for pay. Probably through a podcast. I really hope he writes a political book.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Almost none, and Bob certainly won't be one of the few. He'll likely try selling click-bait articles, but that niche is already drying up. Not to mention his writing style is both highly idiosyncratic and uninteresting. No one's going to buy your articles about entertainment-related subjects if you can't write clearly and concisely and, most importantly, entertainingly.

So Bob ends up in a soul crushing call center job? Not a technical one or one that involves soft skills but one that involves a pulse