Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Krokodil Overdose]

Why does Cinema Robert hate his full name? Did dad call him that when he was disappointed in his worthless son?

If I had to guess, I'd say Cinema Roberto dislikes his full name because it's what EFAP uses whenever they mock him (which is often.) Given how high on his own farts he is, it must burn him up inside that there's a podcast that can get hours of content from taking the piss out of him on a regular basis, without even bringing up his Twitter career.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Kino Roberto much like Harry Potter's Universe doesn't like the full name of the bad guy spoken.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If I had to guess, I'd say Cinema Roberto dislikes his full name because it's what EFAP uses whenever they mock him (which is often.) Given how high on his own farts he is, it must burn him up inside that there's a podcast that can get hours of content from taking the piss out of him on a regular basis, without even bringing up his Twitter career.

I didn't know what this is, but this is what I found on the YouTube comments of the first thing I clicked:

Thomas Punt
2 days ago
If Moviebob was Jeffery Epstein's cellmate, I'd actually believe he committed suicide.

Nathan Higgins
2 days ago
Filma Roberto has what some may call "Autismo Diabetico"

JPG
2 days ago
"I want to debate you" - Said nobody ever to Movie Blob.

PORK FLAPS
2 days ago
Theatre Roberto will never forgive the evil white working class for their enslavement of his placation. He is supposed to be on a spaceship talking to robots right now and instead he's stuck on a couch unable to fit through the door, forced to talk to you troglodytes. What gives?

crossbones116
2 days ago
Sometimes you just wake up in the morning and breathe a sigh of relief, safe in the knowledge that you're not Film Roberto.

Dave Gunner
2 days ago
I’m genuinely disappointed in efap for not pointing out that MovieBob looks like Harvey Weinstein with sunglasses

FeelsBradMan
2 days ago
Movie Blob gives authoritarianism a bad name.

 

[Count groudon]

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Also is anybody else as perpetually disturbed by MoobieBob's Twitter avatar? Somehow he looks both obese and gaunt at the same time.

I think bob’s...unique appearance is the result of a very particular lifestyle. Ya see, most fatties tend to have a somewhat healthy glow despite being very rotund because on average, even most overweight people do Have at least something about their lifestyle that keeps them relatively healthy. Bob, however, does not. From what we’ve seen from the various examples of Bob’s over sharing, he seems to go out of his way to keep his body silently screaming in anguish as much as possible. He’s so damn lazy that he has for exceeded the definition of living “sedentary lifestyle” and has instead ascended to a state of existence that I can only describe as a living star of fossilization, with his only form of exercise being tweeting and occasionally standing in front of a camera for a few minutes every few weeks, judging from his old pyramid of cans it seems Bob exclusively drinks highly caffeinated soda and cheap beer, and there’s that face that anytime he decides to stuff something even somewhat healthy down his maw he, for reasons unknown to most sane members of society, feels the need to tweak the recipes in a way that seems like he genuinely hates the shit he’s cooking and wants it to suffer for as long as humanly possible and as a result the once healthy meal now has been defiled to the point where it now has negative nutritional value.

Bob is a probably the best example of why you should take care of yourself that I can think of. Despite only being in his thirties, the poor old bastard looks like a decrepit, bloated corpse that’s been left to decompose in a processing vat at a Mountain Dew factory for a solid few months.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I don’t think hbomb wants to be Robert when Robert is considered a fucking joke. Hbomb also makes a considerable amount of money, way more than Robert, is far more popular, etc.

Robert is a bitter, diabetic, basement dweller.

 

[Positron]

I distinctly remember Robert took offense when someone call him Bob. So I call him Bobby.

As for his latest diatribe, Bobby never cared about the poor condition of Third-world laborors (although, to be fair, I suspect neither did the Donkey Kong guy. I don't expect anyone who plays video game for a living caring about anything but their e-fame). Bobby never commented on the Foxcon suicides because mah Superior China.

 

[BScCollateral]

You have that whole situation with WeWork that wasn't a tech company but ran itself (into the ground) like one.

Back in the pre-Internet, Reuters developed, maintained, and improved their own global communications network. Over time, they transitioned to the Internet. So ... were they in the tech industry and moved out of it, or were they never in it?

The distinction is always going to be a bit slippery. However, "Tech industry" is more attractive to investors, so if someone in the company has a smartphone you call yourself "in the tech industry."

Personally, I'd base it on what you actually sell. If people buy movies from you, you're Entertainment. If people buy your network tools, you're Tech.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

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Random Tweeter: "Look at this person, he's so dumb that he makes Moviebob look smart!"
Bob (missing the insult entirely): "I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR COMPLIMENT! I HATE YOU GO AWAY!!"

What a submental.

 

[Neko GF]

After CinemeaRobert's scuffle with his fellow insufferable faggot Hbald, a lot of leftists felt the need to try and DEFAME Robert. Robert of course ANNIHILATED them with FACTS, LOGIC and REASON:

Spoiler: He's not even mediocre

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I just spent a long time looking at my bank account, and if I hate "poor people" I must be one DEEPLY self-hating motherf- ...okay nevermind. https://t.co/bA2tYzGbjj”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Interesting friends you make when you don't take things to DMs for whatever reason 😏 https://t.co/8CQp1XSf6C”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“When I was a child in school, they asked us "What's the most important thing for a friend to share with you?" I said "Enemies."”

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You know you suck ass a comedian when your fits of tard rage are genuinely more funny and entertaining than any of attempts at humour. Also, of course Robert thinks the most important thing a friend must share with him is common enemies. If they don't have the same fundamental worldview as Robert, they aren't big-brained enough to be his ally.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

After CinemeaRobert's scuffle with his fellow insufferable faggot Hbald, a lot of leftists felt the need to try and DEFAME Robert. Robert of course ANNIHILATED them with FACTS, LOGIC and REASON:

Spoiler: He's not even mediocre

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I just spent a long time looking at my bank account, and if I hate "poor people" I must be one DEEPLY self-hating motherf- ...okay nevermind. https://t.co/bA2tYzGbjj”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Interesting friends you make when you don't take things to DMs for whatever reason 😏 https://t.co/8CQp1XSf6C”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“When I was a child in school, they asked us "What's the most important thing for a friend to share with you?" I said "Enemies."”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "I just spent a long time looking at my bank …

archived 28 Nov 2019 17:27:21 UTC

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You know you suck ass a comedian when your fits of tard rage are genuinely more funny and entertaining than any of attempts at humour. Also, of course Robert thinks the most important thing a friend must share with him is common enemies. If they don't have the same fundamental worldview as Robert, they aren't big-brained enough to be his ally.

When Bob said that in school, I could imagine everyone in the classroom laughed hard.

 

[thismanlies]

When Bob said that in school, I could imagine everyone in the classroom laughed hard.

Teacher: Robert, can you tell the class what the most important thing is for friends to share?

Robert: Enemies!

Teacher: That’s... interesting. So who are your friends, anyway?

Robert: Mario! He and I both really hate troglodytes!

 

[Bolo]

Helluva of a thanks giving Robert is having. Aren't you supposed to be playing with your niece and having a way better life than all the internet losers Robert?

Also, Robert keeps going back to his bank account and how broke he is, but isn't he making 4k on patreon alone? why are you bitching about money when you have no mouth to feed but your own Robert?

 

[DangerWank]

I didn't know what this is, but this is what I found on the YouTube comments of the first thing I clicked:

Autismo diabetico is a phrase that I never knew I needed in my life

I distinctly remember Robert took offense when someone called him Bob. So I call him Bobby.

As for his latest diatribe, Bobby never cared about the poor condition of Third-world laborers (although, to be fair, I suspect neither did the Donkey Kong guy. I don't expect anyone who plays video game for a living caring about anything but their e-fame). Bobby never commented on the Foxcon suicides because mah Superior China.

He doesn’t even play vidya for a living. He just speeds out over films with the most autistic takes. I’m baffled that he actually has fans or is still employed by the escapist as most people only go there for ZP and avoid bloberts videos like the plague.

 

[instythot]

He doesn’t even play vidya for a living. He just speeds out over films with the most autistic takes. I’m baffled that he actually has fans or is still employed by the escapist as most people only go there for ZP and avoid bloberts videos like the plague.

The new ownership took a stand on gaymergayte 2 years after it ended by re-employing Bob. Letting him go would be letting Sargon win

 

[DangerWank]

At 8:19 (while clearly puzzling out the best way to describe Bobbyboi) "Bob Chipman is kinda like the Armond White of video games?" LMAO

*sits on a chair backwards*
Can I get real with you fam? In all seriousness, I don't really have a problem with Bob's Mario costume and I don't know if I ever have. Sure, it's a poor man's Mario costume but by his tipped fedora I think it's the only thing he's ever put real effort into. If you wanna laugh at it then that's fine. I just think it's low hanging fruit especially considering the plethora of bad photos we have of him. I personally think his game overThinker get ups were far worse than him Mario.

Is it just me or the T-shirt tucked into jeans

At 8:19 (while clearly puzzling out the best way to describe Bobbyboi) "Bob Chipman is kinda like the Armond White of video games?" LMAO

*sits on a chair backwards*
Can I get real with you fam? In all seriousness, I don't really have a problem with Bob's Mario costume and I don't know if I ever have. Sure, it's a poor man's Mario costume but by his tipped fedora I think it's the only thing he's ever put real effort into. If you wanna laugh at it then that's fine. I just think it's low hanging fruit especially considering the plethora of bad photos we have of him. I personally think his game overThinker get ups were far worse than him Mario.

Spoiler: Making trench coats cool again

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And I have nothing to add to this last one. It's just funny.
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If you want to scare a child then Bob with no beard is horrifying,

Spoiler: u were warned!!1

from @LordofCringe7206

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-5222410

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from @Gordon Cole

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-2504993

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And my personal favorite!

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Snipped by @Rei is shit https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-4769455
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And all of the wonderful photoshops made by you beautiful bastards.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-4769071

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-4769521

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-4770348

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-4775291

and the many more that I'm sure that I've missed.

I found this and thought it was funny too. People are laughing and Bob looks confused. Plus the one bloke with the hat in the middle who looks like he'd rather be anywhere than there.
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The new ownership took a stand on gaymergayte 2 years after it ended by re-employing Bob. Letting him go would be letting Sargon win

im impressed they still invoke gamer gate like it matters. It was fun Shit posting for a couple of months then everyone got bored other than the most autistic of people

 

[instythot]

im impressed they still invoke gamer gate like it matters. It was fun Shit posting for a couple of months then everyone got bored other than the most autistic of people

A brave trans woman trying to make a difference in the children's toys aimed at adults industry was driven from her home by a cripple

<slams fist on desk>

OF COURSE IT MATTERS!

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

A brave trans woman trying to make a difference in the children's toys aimed at adults industry was driven from her home by a cripple

<slams fist on desk>

OF COURSE IT MATTERS!

That's brianna wu stealing the spotlight from the true queen of gamergate, zoe quinn

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Helluva of a thanks giving Robert is having. Aren't you supposed to be playing with your niece and having a way better life than all the internet losers Robert?

Also, Robert keeps going back to his bank account and how broke he is, but isn't he making 4k on patreon alone? why are you bitching about money when you have no mouth to feed but your own Robert?

Have you SEEN the size of that fucker? He’s probably in the red for food alone!

 

[Adamska]

After CinemeaRobert's scuffle with his fellow insufferable faggot Hbald, a lot of leftists felt the need to try and DEFAME Robert. Robert of course ANNIHILATED them with FACTS, LOGIC and REASON:

Spoiler: He's not even mediocre

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I just spent a long time looking at my bank account, and if I hate "poor people" I must be one DEEPLY self-hating motherf- ...okay nevermind. https://t.co/bA2tYzGbjj”

twitter.com

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Interesting friends you make when you don't take things to DMs for whatever reason 😏 https://t.co/8CQp1XSf6C”

twitter.com

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“When I was a child in school, they asked us "What's the most important thing for a friend to share with you?" I said "Enemies."”

twitter.com

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "I just spent a long time looking at my bank …

archived 28 Nov 2019 17:27:21 UTC

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "When I was a child in school, they asked us …

archived 28 Nov 2019 17:34:26 UTC

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Interesting friends you make when you don't …

archived 28 Nov 2019 17:36:04 UTC

archive.ph

You know you suck ass a comedian when your fits of tard rage are genuinely more funny and entertaining than any of attempts at humour. Also, of course Robert thinks the most important thing a friend must share with him is common enemies. If they don't have the same fundamental worldview as Robert, they aren't big-brained enough to be his ally.

Too chicken to slug it out with the main guy, the cowardly, angry, petty and weakminded Bobby Chimpman decides to pick on those he feels weaker than he. Sadly, as he is the weakest thing in the room ever and has no value at all, he still fails even in this simple task.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert Chipman, the galaxy brained future moon wheat tycoon continues to DEMOLISH his critics:

Spoiler: "people"

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“The cynic in me should be delighted to watch these "people" practically slicing off their own skin to fit themselves into the anticorporatist mold just to spite "the other" now that this or that movie series is marginally more inclusive... but it's mostly bland pity. https://t.co/n29wucgRpg”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“It's fascinating how whatever is always apparently necessary for the left to "unify" always involves the people who most need ACTUAL help being thrown aside so the focus can coalesce around... well, does it even need to be said? https://t.co/MueistgVUC”

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Poor FilmRobert, the loathsome troglodytes of both the right and the left are attacking him on Thanksgiving! Also, the irony of the morbidly obese, delusional, pseudo intellectual, consoomer who constantly rages about everyone who has a different opinion than him claiming that someone who criticised identity politics needs help.