Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Robert Chipman, the galaxy brained future moon wheat tycoon continues to DEMOLISH his critics:
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Poor FilmRobert, the loathsome troglodytes of both the right and the left are attacking him on Thanksgiving! Also, the irony of the morbidly obese, delusional, pseudo intellectual, consoomer who constantly rages about everyone who has a different opinion than him claiming that someone who criticised identity politics needs help.
Spending his Thanksgiving shrieking at people on Twitter. Why did I expect any different?
 
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It's fascinating how the stewardess says to put on your own oxygen mask before getting one on your needy child.
 
Spending his Thanksgiving shrieking at people on Twitter. Why did I expect any different?
P. J. O'Rourke once noted that being inaccessible is a status symbol in [the current year.] Nobody has the Queen's number; or the Pope's. Bob is proving that by being the precise opposite of inaccessible even on a no-shit holiday.
 
"hate me cause they aint me" hes right on the money i wish i was an obese middle aged man living in a basement apartment whose whole life consists of getting mad on twitter
I mean, it’d be nice to have the free time to be able to tweet all day, but I like having money for rent and utilities
 
Hey, we might have some fun later, the Hbomber fag just made a post giving Bob a flick in the ear.

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I did't crop all of the political diatribe from the asshole, but it's pretty much "if you are ok with people being exploited in forigner countries, you are a racist".

Of course no one in their right mind should give two shits about what these limp dicks think about anything, but the fun part is that Moviebob tends to lose his shit whenever a popular person "on the left" gives him a hard time. And he can't even peg this fag as a "dirtbag left" or anything of the sorts, he is one the guys his audience looks up to (how sad is that?).

The beauty of this is that Bob can't dismiss it as nobody, he can't attack back with the Nazi calling, and he can't pull out withou looking like a huge pussy. Mind you, it isn't the first time Hbomber had a go with Bob, and it went pretty bad for Bob, so let's see how this plays out.

EDIT: Motherfucker answered just as I posted. Anyway, oh-HO, look who wore the big boy pants today:

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So Robert didn't bitch out, but let's see how Robert feels after the bread cult runs him over.

Edit 2: Aaaannd Robert bitches out:

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Robert tried to hold strong with the "so, you gonna keep me calling me names punk?" just to end in "Don't worry Hbomber sempai, we are cool ☺."

And "moraly complicated but tasty holyday"... Jesus fuck Robert, no wonder you won't ever fuck in your entire life...
As for his latest diatribe, Bobby never cared about the poor condition of Third-world laborors (although, to be fair, I suspect neither did the Donkey Kong guy. I don't expect anyone who plays video game for a living caring about anything but their e-fame). Bobby never commented on the Foxcon suicides because mah Superior China.
Robert always does this shit. He advocates for jobs to be sent overseas and doesn't say a word about where the jobs are actually going or what working conditions are like there, then when someone points out how bad things are for grunt workers in China and other places he wants them sent to, he'll suddenly say that OBVIOUSLY he wants those workers to be better paid n'shit (notice he says nothing about how he intends to accomplish this in a globalized economy without any of the embargoes or protectionism he hates). Then he goes right back to completely ignoring the issue until the next time he gets called out on it.

Just like how he ignores the effects the stuff he advocates doing to the mayonnaise ghouls would effect blue voters and non-white people in those states until someone calls him out on it, then he acts like he cares for a couple of tweets before going right back to ignoring them. Is Bob the fakest leftist? I dunno, it's a field with a lot of competition.

That quote about how the most important thing for friends to share is enemies is so revealing about what a nasty little prick he is. It's also edgy teenager cringe along the lines of "Nothing personnel kid" that any sane and halfway intelligent middle aged man would be embarrassed of, not bragging about. Nice of him to give us another Hall of Famer along with "Nazis ruined eugenics", "No bad tactics, only bad targets", and "The future I EARNED."

Nice Thanksgiving Robert! Spending yours arguing with and whining at everyone on Twitter couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. Hope everyone else on the thread is having a better one than him. I know I am.
 
Robert always does this shit. He advocates for jobs to be sent overseas and doesn't say a word about where the jobs are actually going or what working conditions are like there, then when someone points out how bad things are for grunt workers in China and other places he wants them sent to, he'll suddenly say that OBVIOUSLY he wants those workers to be better paid n'shit (notice he says nothing about how he intends to accomplish this in a globalized economy without any of the embargoes or protectionism he hates). Then he goes right back to completely ignoring the issue until the next time he gets called out on it.

Just like how he ignores the effects the stuff he advocates doing to the mayonnaise ghouls would effect blue voters and non-white people in those states until someone calls him out on it, then he acts like he cares for a couple of tweets before going right back to ignoring them. Is Bob the fakest leftist? I dunno, it's a field with a lot of competition.

That quote about how the most important thing for friends to share is enemies is so revealing about what a nasty little prick he is. It's also edgy teenager cringe along the lines of "Nothing personnel kid" that any sane and halfway intelligent middle aged man would be embarrassed of, not bragging about. Nice of him to give us another Hall of Famer along with "Nazis ruined eugenics", "No bad tactics, only bad targets", and "The future I EARNED."

Nice Thanksgiving Robert! Spending yours arguing with and whining at everyone on Twitter couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. Hope everyone else on the thread is having a better one than him. I know I am.

Frankly I wouldn't even call Bob a leftist, he seems to have a weird enthusiasm for Ayn Rand and is utterly classist. He just goes with some leftist terminology because that's what's in vogue with the Hollywood progressive types he imagines himself as part of. In reality his actual lifestyle and appearance far more belong with the white trash he hates, and he's probably somewhat aware of this at some level, driving his furious projection of disgust much like the far-right activist who rants about "degeneracy" while having a stash of "loli" porn on his PC.
 
I was expecting some shit food he’d made for his family.

That Mac n’cheese still gives me nightmares.
How the fuck did he screw up one of the easiest things in the world to make? It's literally just melt some fucking cheese to make a sauce and some pasta you cook to near al dente before you fire and forget for a while.

Also he didn't even have a turkey day with his bro and kids? Sad!
 
Man, Mamma Chapman must be miserable for raising a re-tard like Bob.
I am actually surprised Bob is the eldest considering they tend to get more pressure. For example, Spoony and Linkara have older siblings so it makes sense they're more childish considering the younger kids are babied more. But the eldest, especially the eldest son, usually has more pressure put on them to be the responsible one and when the parents get sick/old is usually expected to take care of them. Instead it's Chris, the middle child, who seems to be the responsible one. And their sister seems to be more well put together than Bob.

Maybe that's what caused it. The folks focused too much on Bob and screwed him up, allowing the other two to become functioning members of society.
 
I am actually surprised Bob is the eldest considering they tend to get more pressure. For example, Spoony and Linkara have older siblings so it makes sense they're more childish considering the younger kids are babied more. But the eldest, especially the eldest son, usually has more pressure put on them to be the responsible one and when the parents get sick/old is usually expected to take care of them. Instead it's Chris, the middle child, who seems to be the responsible one. And their sister seems to be more well put together than Bob.

Maybe that's what caused it. The folks focused too much on Bob and screwed him up, allowing the other two to become functioning members of society.
Depends on the family. In my case, my older brother was heavily babied and given more gifts than you could imagine. Whereas I was generally given more strict expectations. Though I think it’s also because they wanted him to follow in the family foot steps, and expected me to make something of my life
 
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I am actually surprised Bob is the eldest considering they tend to get more pressure. For example, Spoony and Linkara have older siblings so it makes sense they're more childish considering the younger kids are babied more. But the eldest, especially the eldest son, usually has more pressure put on them to be the responsible one and when the parents get sick/old is usually expected to take care of them. Instead it's Chris, the middle child, who seems to be the responsible one. And their sister seems to be more well put together than Bob.

Maybe that's what caused it. The folks focused too much on Bob and screwed him up, allowing the other two to become functioning members of society.

Judging by what few details he's given us about his childhood (most of which came through his book), Bob likely had quite a few mental problems growing up. I've theorized in the past that he may have had a childhood somewhat similar to CWC, with his parents rebuking those who told them that there was something wrong with their son and ended up coddling him to the point that he grew up to be a manchild who thought he was completely perfect.

But at this point I'm more inclined to believe that nothing made Bob the way he is, this is just who he is predisposed to be. That catholic school spergout he had awhile back is what really changed my mind on this topic. What he said demonstrates that at his core he is a lazy, smug and self-centered asshole who views anything he doesn't want to do as being beneath him.
 
I am actually surprised Bob is the eldest considering they tend to get more pressure. For example, Spoony and Linkara have older siblings so it makes sense they're more childish considering the younger kids are babied more. But the eldest, especially the eldest son, usually has more pressure put on them to be the responsible one and when the parents get sick/old is usually expected to take care of them. Instead it's Chris, the middle child, who seems to be the responsible one. And their sister seems to be more well put together than Bob.

Maybe that's what caused it. The folks focused too much on Bob and screwed him up, allowing the other two to become functioning members of society.

I've also seen the elder siblings be more rebellious and prone to acting out. Whether this is because of the pressures put upon them or acting out for attention because the younger siblings were babied I think probably differs from case to case, but I think it would probably fit with Bob. Like @LordofCringe7206 mentions, Bob caused his share of troubles growing up. Enough to get sent to therapy/councilors. While I take the idea that he ran philosophical rings around the therapists with a fistful of salt, it's quite possible the underlying cause was a rebellious, attention seeking nature that he clearly never grew out of.
 
I am actually surprised Bob is the eldest considering they tend to get more pressure. For example, Spoony and Linkara have older siblings so it makes sense they're more childish considering the younger kids are babied more. But the eldest, especially the eldest son, usually has more pressure put on them to be the responsible one and when the parents get sick/old is usually expected to take care of them. Instead it's Chris, the middle child, who seems to be the responsible one. And their sister seems to be more well put together than Bob.

Maybe that's what caused it. The folks focused too much on Bob and screwed him up, allowing the other two to become functioning members of society.

Sometimes, one of the kids is so clearly weird that the parents will cut their losses and focus on the one(s) with a chance (read: chip) when the weirdo reaches late childhood
 
I am actually surprised Bob is the eldest considering they tend to get more pressure. For example, Spoony and Linkara have older siblings so it makes sense they're more childish considering the younger kids are babied more. But the eldest, especially the eldest son, usually has more pressure put on them to be the responsible one and when the parents get sick/old is usually expected to take care of them. Instead it's Chris, the middle child, who seems to be the responsible one. And their sister seems to be more well put together than Bob.

Maybe that's what caused it. The folks focused too much on Bob and screwed him up, allowing the other two to become functioning members of society.
Also, Bob is literally autistic. I've said before in this thread, it's funny seeing pictures of Bob and his brother because it highlights how subnormal he is. I chalk his childness up to having super liberal parents who don't believe in discipline especially because he's "special". I would think that's why Chip is the grown up one because he had to be the one to look after his older brother, instead of the normal way of the eldest watching the younger siblings.
 
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