Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[XtrmGamr719]

The last time someone used a large lifeless rock for a prison we got Australia.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

I'm down for a space Australia.
Go Space Broncos!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Is Bob planning on using the moon as a prison instead of a farm, because 60 million people wouldn't really fit in a jail.

Maybe he wants to follow the Soviet example and use Gulags. Or perhaps just exile them to the wilderness of central Nebraska and forbid them from cultivating food or rebuilding their lives on pain of death.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I'm down for a space Australia.
Go Space Broncos!

Republican Space Australia. I'm okay with that. I give a generation or two before the fundies and libertarians are fighting a civil war, but even mid-war life will be leagues better than down below in the globalist Chipman dystopia.

Maybe he wants to follow the Soviet example and use Gulags. Or perhaps just exile them to the wilderness of central Nebraska and forbid them from cultivating food or rebuilding their lives on pain of death.

So Holodomor? That's literally what the Soviets did to the Ukrainians, except instead of exiling them to the wilderness they stripped their farms down to nothing for not meeting their quotas, then kept raising the quotas for the farmers who met them until it was completely impossible to meet the demand. They did ban them from regrowing, gathering food elsewhere, or moving, so in that respect it would be identical.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I know this was brought up a few times before, but does anyone know what kind of mental disorder Bob might actually have? I would argue he has narcissistic personality disorder, but I might not be correct as he displays various disorders.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert Chipman continues to express his hate boner for the electoral college:

Spoiler: Drumpf Ruined Everything

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Every Democrat Running NEEDS To Make This Same Pledge Where you at, @SenSanders @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris @PeteButtigieg @CoryBooker @AndrewYang @amyklobuchar? If elected, will you pledge to fight to ABOLISH the Electoral College? If not why not? No excuses 🤟🇺🇸 https://t.co/0RED0Qs2zQ”

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https://archive.li/Bedkn

But Robert shouldn't get be getting excited about his Native American queen Warren abolishing the evil corrupt electoral college considering that the current front runner is the male mayonnaise ghoul known as Joe Biden. A Dem running a campaign so shit that not even Robert will defend it.

Spoiler: Malarkey

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“The most Boomer thing about this is that "Malarkey" was an old-person expression when Joe Biden was a YOUNG person and that's why he thinks is is clever and self-aware 🙃 https://t.co/WTIDBzyO9N”

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But Boomer Biden is fine, as long as it's not one of those evil mayonnaise ghoul republicans:

Spoiler: White People Shouldn't Exist

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Implications of this are fascinating/horrifying: Basically, GOP cranked "The Other is coming!" racism-panic propaganda radiation SO HIGH (b/c it's so obvs untrue) that White America is literally *dropping dead* from stress (so-called "deaths of despair") https://t.co/N8TukdGMzf”

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https://archive.li/525j6

Robert: "LMAO!! The evil, sub-mental mayonnaise ghouls are dying out!!! They all think they have special privileges, but they actually don't and they're to dumb to realise it!!! LMAO!!!"
Also Robert: "The evil, sub-mental are just making up lies to justify their hatred!! They aren't dying out!!"

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Can someone translate what this idiot is saying?
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First: Boby is being Sarcastic since Arthur works for the Clickbait for Daily Beast and Salon. So Bob is using

Genetic Fallacy: This conclusion is based on an argument that the origins of a person, idea, institute, or theory determine its character, nature, or worth. Example:

The Volkswagen Beetle is an evil car because it was originally designed by Hitler's army.
In this example the author is equating the character of a car with the character of the people who built the car. However, the two are not inherently related.

As well as an Ad Hominem

Bob is also saying "Netflix is just as evil of a corporation as Disney and just as much a part of the clickbait process for selling movies so the argument is a false dichotomy

But Bob is ALSO part of the Clickbait cycle. So Bob is being a hypocrite as he is accusing some one else of being a hypocrite for not being happy to consume product

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Implications of this are fascinating/horrifying: Basically, GOP cranked "The Other is coming!" racism-panic propaganda radiation SO HIGH (b/c it's so obvs untrue) that White America is literally *dropping dead* from stress (so-called "deaths of despair") https://t.co/N8TukdGMzf”

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Luckily for Robert, he's too stupid to feel despair. The beetus will get him first.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Robert “others” his political opponents every day. He’s not any better which is why leftists shit all over him and his opinions.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Spoiler: Oh blob

Notice how Blob dehumanizes Melania in order to shit all over her decorations.

It's okay she's a fembot so I can make fun of what she does fellow progressives.

The video is kind of tacky and so are the decorations but that is because they are Christmas decorations which are almost always tacky.

Maybe Blob can post his elaborate basement Christmas installation...

Updating:

Spoiler: It's okay because she's a Russian moron

What movie does Blob base this on because I doubt he knows lots of rich older dudes with not terribly bright Russian trophy wives.

This is some really petty junk Blob is throwing around.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob, you dumb fat mouth-breather, if Michelle Obama had made the same video with the same tree and same decorations you'd have nothing negative to say about it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob, you dumb fat mouth-breather, if Michelle Obama had made the same video with the same tree and same decorations you'd have nothing negative to say about it.

He'd probably masturbate instead.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

And the thing is modern marketing even sucks compared to back in the day.

Ecto Cooler is still a fucking legendary drink tie-in that has yet to be matched.

And it goes PERFECTLY with Ackroyd's vodka

I can confirm

 

[Marissa Moira]

I don't think Mario would approve of Robert's views:

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I don't think Mario would approve of Robert's views:

RIP Captain Lou, sociopathic zealots like Bob aren't worthy of being counted among your fanbase.
"Remember kids, if you [are Bob Chipman], you go to hell before you die."

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

RIP Captain Lou, sociopathic zealots like Bob aren't worthy of being counted among your fanbase.
"Remember kids, if you [are Bob Chipman], you go to hell before you die."

I always wondered why they let that through on the cable show

 

[Karl der Grosse]

That last plaintive "please" tacked on at the end really made the PSA sing, in my opinion.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I always wondered why they let that through on the cable show

Could you say no to that face?

 

[Count groudon]

I don't think Mario would approve of Robert's views:

Lol Lou was the best, man. You wouldn’t expect a fucking wrestler of a people to play Mario, but ol’ Captain did it, and he did that shit with gusto, like this big brawny tough guy mother fucker seemed so happy to play a plumber that jumps on turtles it was honestly heartwarming.

Now that I think about it, Bobby’s obsession with the Mario cartoons is kinda weird considering his icon was being played by a nasty brute male. He truly is a waddling, fat, living paradox.

 

[The Nothingness]

I would say Bob is ignorant in not knowing Melania is not from Russia but I doubt he cares about being accurate in his tweets.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Spoiler: Oh blob

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Notice how Blob dehumanizes Melania in order to shit all over her decorations.

It's okay she's a fembot so I can make fun of what she does fellow progressives.

The video is kind of tacky and so are the decorations but that is because they are Christmas decorations which are almost always tacky.

Maybe Blob can post his elaborate basement Christmas installation...

Updating:

Spoiler: It's okay because she's a Russian moron

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What movie does Blob base this on because I doubt he knows lots of rich older dudes with not terribly bright Russian trophy wives.

This is some really petty junk Blob is throwing around.

Good lord, that’s new levels of misogyny from Film Robert. We have 2k+ pages of Robert Chipman verbally abusing women who don’t tow the line and disagree with his politics. More example for the pile, way to go Robert!

So Melania is a “homicidal fembot” and a “Russian trophy wife”? Yikes