Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Good lord, that’s new levels of misogyny from Film Robert. We have 2k+ pages of Robert Chipman verbally abusing women who don’t tow the line and disagree with his politics. More example for the pile, way to go Robert!

So Melania is a “homicidal fembot” and a “Russian trophy wife”? Yikes
Gotta a feeling he hates her for choosing Trump instead of a fat loser like him. Wouldn’t you agree with me on that?
 
Gotta a feeling he hates her for choosing Trump instead of a fat loser like him. Wouldn’t you agree with me on that?

Dunno about that, but people did notice that Robert gets somewhat cruel when dunking on women on the "wrong of the side of history", such as the first lady, Fox news hosts, etc.

He just stops short of calling them cunts, but there was always this weird vibe that Robert gives off when it comes to women, either he puts them on a slay queen pedestal or he spits some vile bile that has this awkard taste of resentment.

I mean, since we got to this spot, let's just go full tism here, it's pretty obvious that Robert can't let go off shit and he harbours some deep frustation with women, but he also knows he can't let it take shape because of his image he has for himself, the evolved american protector and supporter of all women, minorities and what have you.

So he does the "go queen slay" song and dance with gusto, as all the dull cucks do, mindless cheering and phony bravado that only serves as performance. But whever the chance presents itself to dunk on women to be acceptable on the clique he sucks up up, Robert goes to town to the point it can even get creppy, as it was when he was (and still is) stalking that Aimee Terese girl. I never saw Robert going after anyone like he goes for this girl.
 
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But Robert, haven't you in your infinite galaxy-brained wisdom acknowledged that the evil mayonnaise ghouls want authoritarianism? Also, it's common knowledge that Robert fantasises about an authoritarian DNC regime where the everyone who might vote differently from him would be oppressed and disenfranchised.
 
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But Robert, haven't you in your infinite galaxy-brained wisdom acknowledged that the evil mayonnaise ghouls want authoritarianism. Also, it's common knowledge that you fantasise about an authoritarian DNC regime where the everyone who might vote differently from you will be oppressed and disenfranchised.
Isn't Bob the same guy who wishes for authoritarian death squads for right wing political opponents and to have government-endorsed intelligence tests so people he doesn't like are prevented from voting.
 
Gotta a feeling he hates her for choosing Trump instead of a fat loser like him. Wouldn’t you agree with me on that?
Hot take time.
I think deep down Bob hates Trump so much because Trump is everything Bob aspires to be.
Think about it.
Trump says what ever he wants on twitter and people fall over themselves to discuss and react to his thoughts.
Trump eats all the Big Macs and drinks all the Diet Coke he wants and bitches still throw themselves at him.
And finally Trump actually moves America in the direction he wants.
Bob meanwhile...
Gets his hot takes dunked on by even other leftists.
Respects women all day and every day yet no woman will even look at him.
And is completely impotent and irrelevant when it comes to making his worldview a reality.
Trump killing the Superior Future is just icing on the cake.
If only Bob understood that you can only be an asshole if you have something to offer...
Oh and if Bob had something to offer in the first place as well.
 
Isn't Bob the same guy who wishes for authoritarian death squads for right wing political opponents and to have government-endorsed intelligence tests so people he doesn't like are prevented from voting.
Not quite, though given the sheer amount of tard rage he feels in life I don't blame you for thinking that of Bobby. He's too much of a coward to decisively state that the people who disagree with him should be killed, but he'd love for them to be removed in purges via irrelevance and soft genocide and has stated as much. He'll just waddle back from that if asked to add on to this because like his genuine hatred of real republics and democracies, he is too chicken to ever back up his tardrage screeches.

It's kind of like how he never really explains what the fuck his superior future shit is really.
 
Good lord, that’s new levels of misogyny from Film Robert. We have 2k+ pages of Robert Chipman verbally abusing women who don’t tow the line and disagree with his politics. More example for the pile, way to go Robert!

So Melania is a “homicidal fembot” and a “Russian trophy wife”? Yikes
All those northern European countries are the same, don't you know.
and there's no love lost whatsoever between most former eastern bloc countries - e.g. Slovakia, where Melania Trump is originally from - and Russia

also, Slovakia is one of the more civilised (and beautiful) countries in central/eastern Europe, it's not like Albania or Moldova
 
Man, with this decade coming to a close, I'm not sure what will be Bob's hottest take of the decade.

I would have said "No bad tactics, only bad targets" would win in a walk, but "the troglodytes stole the future I EARNED" is making a strong push despite being a late contender.
 
Good lord, that’s new levels of misogyny from Film Robert. We have 2k+ pages of Robert Chipman verbally abusing women who don’t tow the line and disagree with his politics. More example for the pile, way to go Robert!

So Melania is a “homicidal fembot” and a “Russian trophy wife”? Yikes
Dunno about that, but people did notice that Robert gets somewhat cruel when dunking on women on the "wrong of the side of history", such as the first lady, Fox news hosts, etc.

He just stops short of calling them cunts, but there was always this weird vibe that Robert gives off when it comes to women, either he puts them on a slay queen pedestal or he spits some vile bile that has this awkard taste of resentment.

I mean, since we got to this spot, let's just go full tism here, it's pretty obvious that Robert can't let go off shit and he harbours some deep frustation with women, but he also knows he can't let it take shape because of his image he has for himself, the evolved american protector and supporter of all women, minorities and what have you.

So he does the "go queen slay" song and dance with gusto, as all the dull cucks do, mindless cheering and phony bravado that only serves as performance. But whever the chance presents itself to dunk on women to be acceptable on the clique he sucks up up, Robert goes to town to the point it can even get creppy, as it was when he was (and still is) stalking that Aimee Terese girl. I never saw Robert going after anyone like he goes for this girl.
Robert seems to have an interesting fixation on comparing women to sex dolls and similar literal sex objects. This is not a new thing either. Back before he got woke he compared Megan Fox to a blow up doll, while in another video wishing he could be stranded on a private island with her.

His comments about untermenschen women usually have a lot of strong sexual overtones, like when he commented that that Russian spy must have really known how to work the dick to get men to betray their country when she's not that hot, or saying that female Fox News hosts are mostly silicone.

I'll bet dollars to donuts his porn folder has some really "interesting" stuff in it. I mean serial killer interesting. Fortunately he's too unfit to overpower or chase down a woman.
 
Robert seems to have an interesting fixation on comparing women to sex dolls and similar literal sex objects. This is not a new thing either. Back before he got woke he compared Megan Fox to a blow up doll, while in another video wishing he could be stranded on a private island with her.

His comments about untermenschen women usually have a lot of strong sexual overtones, like when he commented that that Russian spy must have really known how to work the dick to get men to betray their country when she's not that hot, or saying that female Fox News hosts are mostly silicone.

I'll bet dollars to donuts his porn folder has some really "interesting" stuff in it. I mean serial killer interesting. Fortunately he's too unfit to overpower or chase down a woman.
I didn’t know about Robert until goober grape, since then does anyone think a woman has touched his dick?
 
It's kind of like how he never really explains what the fuck his superior future shit is really.

Because that is a nothing concept. Sure we can all joke about moon wheat, Star Trek spaceships and robot bodies, but in practical terms, Robert's "superior future" means nothing, it is just a fantasy that Robert has created for himself to sustain his self perceived image, AKA, "I'm better than you".

By that I mean, superior future isn't a specific goal, but more of a musing that Robert wants people like him on control of everything, and how Robert sees himself?

That is easy, highly intelligent, learned and culturally savy, that can embace any and all culture equaly and will put artistic and scientific endeavors above any other human activity, and as being this notorious man of culture and therefore righteous, he will advocate against any perceived injustice of the marginalized (but never really interacting with them), ever so streching the definition or cause of such injustices to be ever on top of this example of enlighted man for our generation.

Robert want these extraordinary people on power because he belives he is cut from the same cloth, vain self-satisfaction of beloging to the rigthous and just, or in simple terms: being of one of the "good guys". Sure, Robert believes if the good guys are in power, segregations will be over, all cultures will reach an understanding and we can colonize mars.

But Robert isn't interested in any of that, what good is cultural variety if all he watches is hollywood trite and silly chinese kung-fu crap? What does he really care about ending marginalization if not even once he ever mentioned doing any social work, besides walking around in a ineffectual protest or actual interaction with any marginalized group? What does he envision with space exploration if he barely leaves his home and only travels out of his town to just go to pop-culture shit cons?

All there is left is just a pitfull self satisfaction of being "better than the rest", a attitude he caried his entire life, that this frustatred, sad lonely man can derive from being a representative of the "superior future".
 
Hot take time.
I think deep down Bob hates Trump so much because Trump is everything Bob aspires to be.
Think about it.
Trump says what ever he wants on twitter and people fall over themselves to discuss and react to his thoughts.
Trump eats all the Big Macs and drinks all the Diet Coke he wants and bitches still throw themselves at him.
And finally Trump actually moves America in the direction he wants.
Bob meanwhile...
Gets his hot takes dunked on by even other leftists.
Respects women all day and every day yet no woman will even look at him.
And is completely impotent and irrelevant when it comes to making his worldview a reality.
Trump killing the Superior Future is just icing on the cake.
If only Bob understood that you can only be an asshole if you have something to offer...
Oh and if Bob had something to offer in the first place as well.
CORRECTION: Robert only respects women who agree with him on most movies and political issues. Robert is a classic "nice guy" incel. The moment a women doesn't agree with him on the previously mentioned points, he will channel his inner Marjan Šiklić and berate them, insulting both their intelligence and appearance. This is just one of the many behaviours Robert engages in despite claiming to be above/ against.
 
I would have said "No bad tactics, only bad targets" would win in a walk, but "the troglodytes stole the future I EARNED" is making a strong push despite being a late contender.

The thing about the 'no bad tactics' line that makes me laugh every time is that fat fuck Bob's only political tactic is whining on Twitter. Maybe if dude actually walked the walk I'd give him some slack, but he isn't risking himself for any of his facile ass beliefs. He isn't antifa, he isn't actually left wing, he's not even an activist or anything, he's just an undulating mass of lukewarm corporate approved pop culture opinions. The only diversity of tactics Blob actually participates in is alternating between getting his 5000 calorie meals delivered or picking them up.
 
Because that is a nothing concept. Sure we can all joke about moon wheat, Star Trek spaceships and robot bodies, but in practical terms, Robert's "superior future" means nothing, it is just a fantasy that Robert has created for himself to sustain his self perceived image, AKA, "I'm better than you".

By that I mean, superior future isn't a specific goal, but more of a musing that Robert wants people like him on control of everything, and how Robert sees himself?

That is easy, highly intelligent, learned and culturally savy, that can embace any and all culture equaly and will put artistic and scientific endeavors above any other human activity, and as being this notorious man of culture and therefore righteous, he will advocate against any perceived injustice of the marginalized (but never really interacting with them), ever so streching the definition or cause of such injustices to be ever on top of this example of enlighted man for our generation.

Robert want these extraordinary people on power because he belives he is cut from the same cloth, vain self-satisfaction of beloging to the rigthous and just, or in simple terms: being of one of the "good guys". Sure, Robert believes if the good guys are in power, segregations will be over, all cultures will reach an understanding and we can colonize mars.

But Robert isn't interested in any of that, what good is cultural variety if all he watches is hollywood trite and silly chinese kung-fu crap? What does he really care about ending marginalization if not even once he ever mentioned doing any social work, besides walking around in a ineffectual protest or actual interaction with any marginalized group? What does he envision with space exploration if he barely leaves his home and only travels out of his town to just go to pop-culture shit cons?

All there is left is just a pitfull self satisfaction of being "better than the rest", a attitude he caried his entire life, that this frustatred, sad lonely man can derive from being a representative of the "superior future".
So what you're saying is if I told Beetus Bobby to explain what he means, he'd be unable to and just aggressively bluster on about it due to being so smoothbrained he couldn't even think of how his ideal society would work. I could believe this.

I could also believe that he's too chicken to admit his ideal society because we were spot on when we mentioned it was a dystopian hellhole ruled by corporate kings that run a one party state.

It's not surprising by the way that Blob is an incel; look at all the actual rapists he hung out with that he now denies or tries to change the topic of/block people when it gets brought up.
 
I could also believe that he's too chicken to admit his ideal society because we were spot on when we mentioned it was a dystopian hellhole ruled by corporate kings that run a one party state.

Bob has explained his ideal

 
Hot take time.
I think deep down Bob hates Trump so much because Trump is everything Bob aspires to be.
Think about it.
Trump says what ever he wants on twitter and people fall over themselves to discuss and react to his thoughts.
Trump eats all the Big Macs and drinks all the Diet Coke he wants and bitches still throw themselves at him.
And finally Trump actually moves America in the direction he wants.
Bob meanwhile...
Gets his hot takes dunked on by even other leftists.
Respects women all day and every day yet no woman will even look at him.
And is completely impotent and irrelevant when it comes to making his worldview a reality.
Trump killing the Superior Future is just icing on the cake.
If only Bob understood that you can only be an asshole if you have something to offer...
Oh and if Bob had something to offer in the first place as well.
I agree, except I reckon that Trump is what he believes he'll be when he finally joins the 1%. In other tweets he's been confused when rich people don't coat everything in gold and has admitted he'd use any wealth to fuck women. And he wants to live in a castle.

If he won the lottery, he'd blow it all on hookers and gold plated SNESs within a week.
 
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