Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I would have said "No bad tactics, only bad targets" would win in a walk, but "the troglodytes stole the future I EARNED" is making a strong push despite being a late contender.
How the hell did he "earn" his fantasy future? Did he help develop any of the technologies that might make it possible? Did he actively support individuals and organizations working towards that end?
Or did he just assume that having the right corporate/media liberalism-approved opinions, and bloviating them endlessly online, entitled him to it?
I'd call him a postmodern Cargo Cultist, but even the Pacific Islanders put blood and sweat into their totems and rituals. This fat slob can't be bothered to do any work beyond the keyboard.
 
How the hell did he "earn" his fantasy future? Did he help develop any of the technologies that might make it possible? Did he actively support individuals and organizations working towards that end?
Or did he just assume that having the right corporate/media liberalism-approved opinions, and bloviating them endlessly online, entitled him to it?
I'd call him a postmodern Cargo Cultist, but even the Pacific Islanders put blood and sweat into their totems and rituals. This fat slob can't be bothered to do any work beyond the keyboard.
He watched some episodes of Star Trek and all of Disney Wars which means he fully understands space and he needs the third worlders to be brought over to america so they can build him his spaceship because white people are too demanding and racist to be proper workers and have the wrong ethics(Robert also feels threatened by white workers because he feels they're also on equal footing with him, where as the third worlders don't know how to america and therefore bob thinks of them as subhumans he can control, he doesn't think of them as people either).

You're either his enemy or his slave.
 
Bob has explained his ideal

Yeah, by just using that one word, maybe showing half-understanding at best at what it means, and not explaining his answer and planks; the superior future is only kind of known because others had to stitch it together from his tard rambles. If you can't do what elementary school children have to do for 2nd grade and up, then you might just be too stupid to partake in your own "superior future".
 
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Morbid(ly obese) curiosity time. Has anyone observed Bob being right about something? My experience has been pretty reliable that you can just take the exact opposite of whatever he says as correct
I agreed with him on few things, albeit in broad strokes instead of specifics. He even changed my mind on something at least once. Unfortunately, most of those opinions I agreed with he has since walked back.

To give an example. An early episode of game overthinker he talked about radical feminists being angry puritans who've forgotten how to not fight.
 
How the hell did he "earn" his fantasy future? Did he help develop any of the technologies that might make it possible? Did he actively support individuals and organizations working towards that end?
Or did he just assume that having the right corporate/media liberalism-approved opinions, and bloviating them endlessly online, entitled him to it?
I'd call him a postmodern Cargo Cultist, but even the Pacific Islanders put blood and sweat into their totems and rituals. This fat slob can't be bothered to do any work beyond the keyboard.
You know, at this point we could write a guide to "stages of experiencing bob"

Let's see... squirrel here is at stage 2 it seems: bafflement.
 
How the hell did he "earn" his fantasy future? Did he help develop any of the technologies that might make it possible? Did he actively support individuals and organizations working towards that end?
Or did he just assume that having the right corporate/media liberalism-approved opinions, and bloviating them endlessly online, entitled him to it?
I'd call him a postmodern Cargo Cultist, but even the Pacific Islanders put blood and sweat into their totems and rituals. This fat slob can't be bothered to do any work beyond the keyboard.
He thinks his shitty shows that still have amazing 2008 production values earned him a trip to the Elites club. This is because he weasels in "creatives" to his list of Philosopher Kings and heralds of the Superior Future (courtesy of half-assed understanding of Rand and his own failed wants of being a big movie making man) since otherwise he'd be just a ghoul worthy of being treated like a slave in his own hierarchy. It's literally just a crutch so stumpy can pretend he's a part of the chosen few, and that entitlement is thanks to his being brewed in a mix of autism, a damaged amygdala that fuels tardrage and incel bullshit, and New England (Bostonian especially) elitism.
 
You know, at this point we could write a guide to "stages of experiencing bob"

Let's see... squirrel here is at stage 2 it seems: bafflement.

I'll admit that I've been lurking on this thread for only a few weeks, which may be why I'm only at Stage 2.

In his own way, MovieSlob seems to be one of the most repulsive and unlikable of all cows. I'm not surprised he has such an extensive thread here; he seems absolutely committed to making a pompous, bilious, ignorant ass of himself on a daily basis.
 
I'll admit that I've been lurking on this thread for only a few weeks, which may be why I'm only at Stage 2.

In his own way, MovieSlob seems to be one of the most repulsive and unlikable of all cows. I'm not surprised he has such an extensive thread here; he seems absolutely committed to making a pompous, bilious, ignorant ass of himself on a daily basis.
Yeah, I hope you understood what I was getting at with my post. I wasn't quite laughing at you, just at the reaction that I know a lot of this board went through the last time we realized his fantasy future. It is becoming something of a predictable series of stages all newbie bobites go through.

Don't worry, you'll be one of us soon enough. (when you can break 200 on the bob/nazi quiz XD)
 
You're either his enemy or his slave.
Hey now, let's not sell his world view short. There's a third category: smart leaders who make the magic science happen who he'll toadie up to while providing nothing of actual value to, and expect to be showered with luxurious magic spells inventions that will fulfill his every hedonistic whim as a reward.

Ex: Hillary Clinton, The Squad, scientists, probably Steve Jobs before he died because Robert is the kind of guy who would buy into Job's bullshit image as an innovator
 
I agree, except I reckon that Trump is what he believes he'll be when he finally joins the 1%. In other tweets he's been confused when rich people don't coat everything in gold and has admitted he'd use any wealth to fuck women. And he wants to live in a castle.

If he won the lottery, he'd blow it all on hookers and gold plated SNESs within a week.
To be fair, who wouldn’t want a gold-plated SNES and a truckload of hookers if they could afford it?
 
Despite supposedly not being his preferred candidate...
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...Bob is a little butthurt over Harris dropping out of the Presidential race.
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...Bob is a little butthurt over Harris dropping out of the Presidential race.
The true irony is Bob and his smooth brain buddies can't conceive, is Harris' support was the worst of all "top tier" Democratic candidates among blacks. She barely polled better than Buttigieg, who personifies everything black voters loathe about the Democratic party. Black voters did not want her, and the "why" is pretty fucking self-evident.

The only people who supported her were brain-dead and tone-deaf virtue signalers. The "oh you poor downtrodden minority with internalized racism, allow us enlightened whites to speak on your behalf!" camp.
 
Morbid(ly obese) curiosity time. Has anyone observed Bob being right about something? My experience has been pretty reliable that you can just take the exact opposite of whatever he says as correct
I've wathed a few of his videos. He did one on the female Ninja Turtle from the live-action '90s TMNT series, which touched on token females in older franchises. Other than an unnecessary comment that Jean Grey "is only interesting when men fight over her," (he's always tossing in opinions as fact in the middle of info-dumps), I agreed with what he said. So I'll co-sign most of that one.

His Batman vs. Superman video was also generally correct, however I don't recall specifics because it's 4+ goddamn hours long. I'm an autist with capeshit and I wanted to actually watch the video instead of writing it off as I should've. There was a lot of background and accurate analysis of the film, however the length is an unintentional statement in of itself how unnecessary the video (and the film it was made on) really are.

Seriously. His BvS video is longer than the actual movie, and it doesn't have skits or story like Red Letter Media Star Wars videos.

he seems absolutely committed to making a pompous, bilious, ignorant ass of himself on a daily basis.
Bears repeating. Makes me embarrassed to like escapist fantasy sometimes.
 
Robert seems to have an interesting fixation on comparing women to sex dolls and similar literal sex objects. This is not a new thing either. Back before he got woke he compared Megan Fox to a blow up doll, while in another video wishing he could be stranded on a private island with her.

His comments about untermenschen women usually have a lot of strong sexual overtones, like when he commented that that Russian spy must have really known how to work the dick to get men to betray their country when she's not that hot, or saying that female Fox News hosts are mostly silicone.

I'll bet dollars to donuts his porn folder has some really "interesting" stuff in it. I mean serial killer interesting. Fortunately he's too unfit to overpower or chase down a woman.
There’s also that weird instance where he allegedly had a video where he claimed all women are bisexual. The only evidence I have for this video existing was an old Q&A live panel that used to be on the escapist where a women asks him about it and he apologizes for it. Blobo is very weird when it comes to women
 
I've wathed a few of his videos. He did one on the female Ninja Turtle from the live-action '90s TMNT series, which touched on token females in older franchises. Other than an unnecessary comment that Jean Grey "is only interesting when men fight over her," (he's always tossing in opinions as fact in the middle of info-dumps), I agreed with what he said. So I'll co-sign most of that one.

His Batman vs. Superman video was also generally correct, however I don't recall specifics because it's 4+ goddamn hours long. I'm an autist with capeshit and I wanted to actually watch the video instead of writing it off as I should've. There was a lot of background and accurate analysis of the film, however the length is an unintentional statement in of itself how unnecessary the video (and the film it was made on) really are.

Seriously. His BvS video is longer than the actual movie, and it doesn't have skits or story like Red Letter Media Star Wars videos.


Bears repeating. Makes me embarrassed to like escapist fantasy sometimes.
You don't recall specifics because in Blob's multi hour tardout he spends more time something about all of WB's DC movies than specifically talking about the movie he's supposed to be talking about.
 
You don't recall specifics because in Blob's multi hour tardout he spends more time something about all of WB's DC movies than specifically talking about the movie he's supposed to be talking about.
True, however WB's mishandling of the DC IP's is part of the reason BvS was the bloated mess it was. So a proper analysis would touch on that.

I do recall another opinion-stated-as-fact-during-infodump, from that video: He was defending Carol Danvers and saying that Mar-Vell (the previous Captain Marvel) wasn't interesting enough to have been made into a film "or it would've been made already." This is totally disingenuous, as he's old enough to know the market for cape movies (especially non-A listers) was completely different in the '80s and '90s when a Mar-Vell film would've been plausible.

He does this all the time, as evidenced by the Kamala tweets above. He is always right, and you know it. Even if he omits information/context, or just generalizes (because it's okay when *he* does it).
 
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Bunch of dishonest bullshit. The line "we have a black president, racism is over" is even used on movies to make racist caricatures, which mean it shouldn't be taken as hard truth (movies like "Dear White People" which is pretty good, never watched the series).

Of course you can sequeeze in some folks that have that sentiment, as stupid as it may be, but not enough to turn a fucking election, as in, millions of people, and if that was the case, Obama wouldn't have been re-elected.

The thing that sunked the democrat's ship was that Obama was a ineffectual president, who was so much concerned about his own image and legacy that couldn't compromise neither make big decisions or risking looking bad, and ironically damaging his image and leaving such a unaccomplished goverment that his two big points, the Iran deal and Obama care, were easily reverted by Trump with little push back even from the democrats... I mean, they bellyached for the cameras but that was it.

I'm not a internet political pundit, but the notion that racism and bigotry can be done away by simple actions such as electing a president or giving repartations is so ludicrous, that it's even more ridiculus to think a vast amoung of people who believes it like that exists. And more than that, it's dishonest and a spit on the face of people who genuinely thought Obama would bring the change he proclaimed.
 
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