Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Defending Anita’s hot take on Gamergate.
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Here’s the stupid shit Anita wrote.
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He has been sucking Rise of Skywalker’s dick lately.

Also, “Movie”Bob forgot to point out that the picture on the right is from The Godfather Part II, not III.
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Lol, GG caused Trump is just an attempt at making it more important so 'the victims' can pretend they were part of something important.

So...uh what's the scene Bob? Does anyone know? This tweet just feels so childish.
 
Lol, GG caused Trump is just an attempt at making it more important so 'the victims' can pretend they were part of something important.

So...uh what's the scene Bob? Does anyone know? This tweet just feels so childish.

I'm guessing it's either the helicopter attack on the mob bosses or "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!" Maybe Michael dying alone in his garden.

As for Alien 3 ... I dunno, maybe Ripley falling into the molten steel?
 
Here’s the stupid shit Anita wrote.
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"Imagined, idealized past in which games culture was entirely the domain of straight white men."
I'm at such a loss of where to start that I want to bring back the old "not even wrong" meme.

  1. Imagined. I'm fairly certain that gaming existed pre-GamerGate.
  2. Idealized. The only part of the sentence that might make sense, and yet it's nostalgic gen-X-ers like Robert that are the ones painting the 8 and 16 bit consoles as perfect and unmatched.
  3. Straight white men. This is the most baffling part. All consoles with the exception of Xbox and a few small consoles were Japanese in origin. Japanese games dominated much gaming from the late 80s to the late 2000s. Robert himself in a Nintendo fan. He's had religious visions of Miyamoto. I guess Asians are "white" this week.
 
100% not a fascist
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OBSOLETES DONT HAVE REAL PROBLEMS
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Its all lies deflection #18923
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I'm convinced that he has a dominatrix fetish
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Just ignore all the times he talked shit about RLM, or their movieblob bit
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Brick by Brick live action adaptation in 2020?
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Faced with the fact that his gay globo-rexist bullshit is not happening and the grip of death comes ever closer, Bobby chimps and spergs in his brother's basement, seeking to hurt those he blames for why he cannot be updooted into a robot and fuck a virtual Mario. All the while, he shows why he needed to get beaten up more as a child, or at the very least, why his parents shouldn't have mollycoddled him from his own fuck-ups so hard.

All while desperately shilling for a movie to try and get handsies from the company he shills for due to retarded reasons. Oh, and fuming over how two hacks from Wisconsin, moo-cow land, beats the shit out of him in terms of relevance.
 
As for Alien 3 ... I dunno, maybe Ripley falling into the molten steel?

The Alien 3 scene is the one where Dr. Clemens gets killed and the alien comes face to face with Ripley as she sits frightened on the floor.

On another note, I wouldn't say this scene is really all that iconic. It is one of the better scenes in the third film, but it isn't as popular as Bob is making it out to be. Especially since it has one of the better and more interesting characters get killed off (especially so early into the film).

Alien 3 didn't have an iconic moment. The first two both had scenes that stood out great and have become enshrined in film history. But just because the third film had a decent scene doesn't make it comparable to the scenes from the first two.
 
The Alien 3 scene is the one where Dr. Clemens gets killed and the alien comes face to face with Ripley as she sits frightened on the floor.

On another note, I wouldn't say this scene is really all that iconic. It is one of the better scenes in the third film, but it isn't as popular as Bob is making it out to be. Especially since it has one of the better and more interesting characters get killed off (especially so early into the film).

Alien 3 didn't have an iconic moment. The first two both had scenes that stood out great and have become enshrined in film history. But just because the third film had a decent scene doesn't make it comparable to the scenes from the first two.
I'd honestly put Ripley doing a swan dive into the molten lead as a pretty memorable scene. It's up there for me with "You always were an asshole Gorman", or Dallas getting yeeted. Not quite THE scene, but up there.

Clemens dying is one of my pet peeves though; since it literally happens right after you get to know him (and conveniently after they pork).
 
I'd honestly put Ripley doing a swan dive into the molten lead as a pretty memorable scene. It's up there for me with "You always were an asshole Gorman", or Dallas getting yeeted. Not quite THE scene, but up there.

Clemens dying is one of my pet peeves though; since it literally happens right after you get to know him (and conveniently after they pork).
Alien 3 for me was ruined by the executives at 20th Century Fox being dicks to David Fincher. There’s some scenes in the movie I felt he could’ve perfected had not been Fox’s interferences.
 
Alien 3 was pretty infamous at the time, its reputation has improved over time but it still have a lot of issues. Also Bobs ignoring the context alien being part of alien and aliens trilogy, proceded by two classics of cinema. Wereas Rise of skywalker is part of the Disney trilogy so why would anyone give a shit about mediocre film 3 which was preceeded by 2 other forgettable films?

Also Charles Dance was crimminally underused in that movie, the guy acts the fuck out of anything he's in.
 
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"Imagined, idealized past in which games culture was entirely the domain of straight white men."
I'm at such a loss of where to start that I want to bring back the old "not even wrong" meme.

  1. Imagined. I'm fairly certain that gaming existed pre-GamerGate.
  2. Idealized. The only part of the sentence that might make sense, and yet it's nostalgic gen-X-ers like Robert that are the ones painting the 8 and 16 bit consoles as perfect and unmatched.
  3. Straight white men. This is the most baffling part. All consoles with the exception of Xbox and a few small consoles were Japanese in origin. Japanese games dominated much gaming from the late 80s to the late 2000s. Robert himself in a Nintendo fan. He's had religious visions of Miyamoto. I guess Asians are "white" this week.
This post makes you look like a retard. The "imagined, idealized" part is referring to game culture being the domain of straight white men. You're picking it apart as if it's gaming as a whole that has an imagined and idealized past. All for a post that was the weakest argument ever simply for the fact nobody thinks that way. Read better.

Wow, the ooga booga tribe got mad. I guess you just like looking retarded.
 
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LOL at this fat faggot talking about 21st Century warfare saying "Numbers are obsolete" like a complete fucking dipshit.

Yes, the days of human wave attacks are over, the days of having 10X the amount of your opponent, but all ill-trained conscripts, is over for the large major theater battles.

But numbers DO matter. Part of war is attrition. Kill a larger percentage of the enemy faster than they can kill a large percentage of yours.

Bob is dumb enough he probably thinks Rumsfeld and Cheney's "minimum boots on the ground" that was parroted by the retards Obama put in Pentagon positions is the way to do it, and doesn't understand that raw numbers is why we lost control of Afghanistan and Iraq.

Even someone's who military experience consists of Hearts of Iron III can see that we went in with about a 10th of what we needed in both nations, and garrisoned less than a 20th of what we needed to control the territory.

He probably is one of those smooth-brained faggots that we saw tons of in the 1990's who claimed that smart bombs made infantry obsolete.

He's the type of dipshit who promises a diplomatic result to military operations.
 
Robert Chipman EXPOSES his SMALL-BRAINED detractors.
Indeed, Robert's critics could only dream of being like him. I wish I was diabetic, pseudo-intellectual, NEET manchild running a dead YT channel. Indeed there's so much to be jealous of.
Isn’t a political activist? He talks about Nintendo, Movies and Politics. Nothing else. The only reason I pay what little attention to him that I do is because he manages to have absolutely awful takes on all three.
Roberto Diabeto makes dozens of enraged political charged hot take tweets every day.

I swear his fans suffer from some form of actual brain damage, because every time he cops flack for his political opinions they seem to somehow not know what his opinions are, despite defending him on Twitter, from which he vomits his opinions in a ceaseless flood. Some commie fan of his called him a centrist once. You have to be extra exceptional to think a guy who rants about how the "America that matters" should take away rights and jobs from every Republican in the country is a centrist just because he loves Hillary and isn't a communist.
 
don't think anyone's posted this tweet here yet, despite having been posted 24 hours ago, but lol

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God Robert doesn't even have sympathy for FICTIONAL rural Americans that come from a video game.

Wha- what the fuck is he even talking about? Is it Night in the Woods? He says both the vaguest most nonsensical shit I’ve ever heard.
Bob is most definitely talking about Night in the Woods because of he's replying to one of the developers. scott benson.
 
This is such Bob. How does the physical number of people not matter any more in a democracy because of automation? That makes it worse for the party that favor automation over the people's standard of living. So the superior future of the 21st Century means an end to "winning the peace" and fighting until the opposition is totally crushed? That actually sounds a lot like early 20th Century "warfighting" and politics, that one time when millions of people died. And of course his weasel words like "alt-right", so vague he can fall back on "that's not what I'm talking about" when questioned. Who is "alt-right"? Individual dipshit's like Richard Spencer, or anybody who voted Trump? What "white nationalist political terrorism" is he talking about and how can you tie vast swaths of people as supporting it "honestly speaking"? But prosecute and jail them all anyway. He is so fucking clueless. What's going to happen when you start jailing political dissidents?

Realistically, my money is on either a film or a web series. Most likely a sequel to Game Overthinker or a Nintendo fan film. I think him mentioning broadcasting is just a coincidence. It could be 2 tweets in 1.

But if Bob is "broadcasting", I think he could be making a streaming set up complete with face cam. Can you imagine him and his brother saying "Thank you for the 10 bits EugenicsLord." or him going on an unfiltered rant about obsolete wasteland ghouls and moon wheat.
I can't see a film or web series. He's completely alone. He's not like Channel Awesome where he can rely on a cast of characters, and I can't see him raising enough money to hire actors. Unless this is just a pipedream he has yet started and abandons once he gets bored, they blame it on Trump fucking up his mental health. Live streaming would be funny, giving us a look at what Bob is like in real time, but I think he's too much of a pussy to do that. I'm going to say a garbage podcast with this brother were they make bad jokes and beg for donations.

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I love how Bob's trying to flip the "consoomer" meme. Like it's going to somehow become about angry nerds hating women, and it's the SJWs who are the calm, rational ones just simply enjoying entertainment. They're not spending their lives obsessing over such trivial thi… REEE GAMERGATE! IT'S NOT ABOUT ETHICS IN JOURNALISM!
 
I can't see a film or web series. He's completely alone. He's not like Channel Awesome where he can rely on a cast of characters, and I can't see him raising enough money to hire actors. Unless this is just a pipedream he has yet started and abandons once he gets bored, they blame it on Trump fucking up his mental health. Live streaming would be funny, giving us a look at what Bob is like in real time, but I think he's too much of a pussy to do that. I'm going to say a garbage podcast with this brother were they make bad jokes and beg for donations.
When he made Game Overthinker. It was just him, his brother, and awful green screen effects. All of those things he still has.
 
When he made Game Overthinker. It was just him, his brother, and awful green screen effects. All of those things he still has.
I forgot that his brother enabled him with his OverEater videos.

Yeah, it's going to be a family production if he can get his family to roll him out of bed to do it. I can feel it in my bones.
 
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