Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Bob knows all about addiction! He has close friends who died from their addictions. Nice story Bob, but I don't believe you've had a close friend since middle school. I guess Chris counts, but he's still alive.

Bob knows about food addiction at least. He can't stop eating

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Judging by his can hoard he's no stranger to binge drinking, too. Isn't drinking really bad for you if you're a diabetic?

 

[Mola Ram]

To be fair, they're both being autistic. Having no plan leaves the story feeling uneven and unpolished, just like the ST. But even if you plan everything down the smallest detail, you can still have a change of heart or come up with a different idea. It's not an all or nothing type of thing.

In regards to the Hobbit/LotR, I assume he's referring to the fact that Tolkien went back and edited the scene with Gollum in The Hobbit for the second edition to bring it more inline with LotR. It was originally just a magic ring until Tolkien started plotting LotR and rewrote the passage so the ring had a more corrupting influence on Gollum.

Bob has stumbled into the endless writers' debate about "pantsers" versus "plotters" -- terminology that makes me nauseous, but it is what it is. Not being a writer of anything but insane Twitter rants and batshit terrible script treatments that go nowhere, Bob knows nothing about either side of that argument and it shows (especially when he gets into it with one of those screaming autists who finds one side or the other haram -- I've actually seen Twitter zombies saying they need to know if a writer is a plotter/pantser so they know not to read them).

Bob knows all about addiction! He has close friends who died from their addictions. Nice story Bob, but I don't believe you've had a close friend since middle school. I guess Chris counts, but he's still alive.

I assume all of Bob's dead addict friends are sharing cemetery space with Brianna Wu's dead veteran buddies. Maybe they pay their respects together and cry into their beer afterward.

Blobert is starting to confuse real life with his fantasies.

"Pretty Good with my .357" means he's fired it at a range 2-3X in a year.

And if he thinks that the weapons being turned out by the 3D printers are just zip-guns just shows how fucking stupid he is.

And I want to see him fire a .357 without breaking his flabby wrists.

"Gunslinger Bob" is getting stale, and sadly I wasn't able to finish this parody, so enjoy what I came up with. Man, "Big Iron" is a longer song than I remember.

From a suburb out of Boston
Trudged a fatso one fine day
Kept on tweetin' on his smartphone
"Chasin' trannies isn't gay"
No one cared about his business
No one cared to hear him scold
The fatso there among them
Had a big iron in his folds
Big iron in his folds

It was near four in the morning
When he crashed into his bed
His pillow still all blown out
From his weirdly bulbous head
"Guess he's done with all his ranting"
Sighed the relieved twitter-mobs
"Can't get his fingers 'round the trigger
"Of his big iron, that fat slob"
Big iron, that fat slob

Now fatso had a big thread
On that site called Kiwi Farms
Many men did love to mock him
'Cause Mario was his "blarms"
He was vicious and an asshole
With a waist sized sixty-four
And the names on his blocklist
Numbered thousands, if not more
Thousands if not more

 

[ScatmansWorld]

He’s still triggered by Joker.
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If Joaquin Phoenix was a black man, they’d all be praising this movie as a stunning and brave commentary on the oppression of minorities in S O C I E T Y.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You know, if Rotten Tomatoes is going to make users confirm they’d watch the film with proof, they should do it with critics, forcing Bob to actually watch and review movies like Joker and Rise of Skywalker and not take opinions from people.

 

[Mola Ram]

You know, if Rotten Tomatoes is going to make users confirm they’d watch the film with proof, they should do it with critics, forcing Bob to actually watch and review movies like Joker and Rise of Skywalker and not take opinions from people.

I doubt Bob is lying about having seen those movies. He seems to have just enough connections to get admitted to critics' screenings, and there is no way on God's Earth he wouldn't milk that for the prestige he thinks it gives him. Now whether he actually watched them and didn't spend two hours staring into his phone is a different matter.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Newsflash asshole, "deaths of despair" is a catch-all term used to describe deaths due to drug overdose, suicide, and alcoholic liver disease. And it's been contributing to declining American life expectancy for the third straight year now. And it cuts across gender, racial, and ethnic lines.

Life expectancy in the US keeps going down, and a new study says America’s worsening inequality could be to blame

According to new research, the average American's life expectancy has once again gone down, despite the nation's billion-dollar health care system.

www.businessinsider.my

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/theres-something-terribly-wrong-americans-are-dying-young-at-alarming-rates/2019/11/25/d88b28ec-0d6a-11ea-8397-a955cd542d00_story.html?arc404=true

But sure, let's just dismiss the people suffering from this crisis as "Nazis" who deserve it.

When it's happening to minorities, it's because of oppression. When it's happening to white people, it's because of white fragility.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Now whether he actually watched them and didn't spend two hours staring into his phone is a different matter.

This to me is horrifying because idiots like him and misinform the public.

 

[Toxinophile]

Judging by his can hoard he's no stranger to binge drinking, too. Isn't drinking really bad for you if you're a diabetic?

My google-fu tells me that regular beer nutritionally is pretty bad for a diabetic like Bob. It also doesn't help that he's probably getting the sugary shit too Like Mike's Hard or more commonly, mixing his beer with soda, if his empty soda can wall is anything to go by.

 

[Rei is shit]

Can ANYONE make sense of this



The dumbest thing he has written in some time

 

[Mola Ram]

The dumbest thing he has written in some time

He ... he does realize that Puzo's The Godfather is absolute trash, right? I mean with the crappy dialogue, the Mary Sue-ish Corleones (smarter than Capone and more honorable than the Gambinos!), and the subplot about Sonny Corleone's horsedick and the girl with the oversized vagina?

Oh, who am I kidding. Bob's reaction to most garbage is to eat it.

 

[Clark Kent]

Can ANYONE make sense of this
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No. I feel like an idiot. Red Brown? Ren Brown? Is there a play on words I'm missing?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Oh, who am I kidding. Bob's reaction to most garbage is to eat it.

As they say, don't ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next product.

 

[BubbleButt]

No. I feel like an idiot. Red Brown? Ren Brown? Is there a play on words I'm missing?

Reb Brown, homie.

 

[Clark Kent]

Reb Brown, homie.

No, the "joke" is:

"I ordered REB Brown, not [something spelled R-E-something] Brown!"

It's supposed to be a burn on the retweeted exchange.

What sounds like "Reb Brown" that makes sense here?

Fuck it. I don't care. I'm just not smart enough.

 

[FunPosting101]

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lol

Bob, you don't have 40 to 60 years, you have 20 at most if you're lucky. You have gone beyond the kind of fat people become when they aren't watching their calorie intake and not exercising enough, you are in "actively working at being unhealthy territory", and frankly, given how long you spend upset and angry over just about anything and everything that doesn't agree with your absolutely retarded worldview, even 20 more years of life would an extremely optimistic estimate of your future lifespan.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

If Joaquin Phoenix was a black man, they’d all be praising this movie as a stunning and brave commentary on the oppression of minorities in S O C I E T Y.

Literally the entire reason why Joker was considered controversial was because it showed a white man suffering. That's why the left was up in arms about it, and why the media was trying to egg on a mass shooting to occur at a screening of it. All so they could rally that one point home.

You have to wonder how a film like Taxi Driver would be received if it was released today. Asshurt faggots like Bob would probably be burning down theaters to prevent showings of it.

 

[BubbleButt]

No, the "joke" is:

There was a joke?

 

[Mola Ram]

There was a joke?

Just the fat one with the delusions of grandeur.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I really wanna know how much The Escapist pays for bob's drivel.

Fellowship was the Sequel to The Hobbit and was always intended as such. The Silmarillion was the book that wasn't.